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I am the red-legged bard,

I will fuck your mother and,

and steal your credit card

my dad: were going to the *insert last name here's* place

me: okay * gets ready, puts my best outfit on, showers and gets backpack* i'm ready to go

my dad: don't you hate * insert the name of their son* why are dressed so nicely?

me: if I out class him i'm better than him

my dad:okay get in the car with your mom.

That moment when you get flashbacks of the color war while getting dressed.

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

My friend is a techno blade fan and I send my deepest condolences to all who loved him. He will be remembered through you all who loved him.

Once more for those in the back.

Because I sometimes secretly imagine Natsuo Todoroki with a Yung Gravy-esque personality…

Au where Natsuo, a musician notorious for making songs about his love of boys with parental issues, has his sights set on a certain someone he just knows has mommy and daddy issues: the infamous villain Shigaraki Tomura. People tell him he’s crazy for it, but Natsuo firmly believes he could treat that boy right and show him a hell of a good time. Several chart-topping songs later, all about his “admiration” for the villain league’s leader, All For One himself comments on his behavior, calling it nothing more than foolish, misplaced, and completely useless…

…And is proven completely wrong when the singer posts a picture on his social media, smugly flaunting his new boyfriend: the now former leader of the league of villains, Shigaraki Tomura.

(Natsuo’s fanbase is supportive of the new couple, praising his tenacity and joking about his “his [censored] game so good it reforms S-tier villains,” and the singer “broadcasting his own daddy issues like it’s the fucking Olympics.” Endeavor’s PR team declined to comment.)

I have found something great but I don't know know which to choose.

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different study methods

How I condense notes for quick reviews

Testing tip

My 20 Favorite Language Learning Tips

Autism and School

Productivity:

Productivity and disability

One of my favorite productivity tips:

Healthy productivity

don’t be productive all the time

How to make the most out of a sick day

slow mornings

How I limit my productivity and why you probably should too

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Things I learned from failing classes