"Do You Want Me To Put My Legs Around Your Neck?"-3/9

"I was on my knees as she did that man." -8/23

“So you’re a home wrecker? Yes yes I am”-8/24

"2008? So you weren't even a twinkle in you're father's eye?" -9/10

"do you have Mommy milkers?"

"I have big mommy milkers"

"I have more nip than anything"-2/2

"Bicycle's are a consumer good, but you don't eat them. " - 1/9

"He is 16, there is a law against this," - 9/6

"Uh yeah, he was eating my ass"-9/29

"I'm afraid your family drew Andrew's into the ground in the 1300s" - 1/29/25

"Strip down to your underwear and wipe that up."-2/17

"Im such a virgin, no STI will touch me" -5/4