"He Is 16, There Is A Law Against This," - 9/6

"Robert Frost is my hall pass" -10/17

"Leave it to Andrew to provide the next workforce" - 11/19

"How are you gonna have kids, you cant even look up from your phone long enough to have sex"- 11/19

"2008? So you weren't even a twinkle in you're father's eye?" -9/10

"What is this fascination with Ohio, it's an undeserved reputation" - 11/13

"Not on, not two, not three, not four, but a whole hand {up his ass}" - 9/6

"My gums feel weird..."-10/8

*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*

"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25

"Oh my god, its the ghost of portable 17" - 10/17

"My dad has a favorite toothless hooker!" - 12/6