"I'm afraid your family drew Andrew's into the ground in the 1300s" - 1/29/25
"you cant stick a cucumber up there"-12/13
"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25
"I gotta take my tampon out, I don't need a butt plug right now" - 2/9
*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*
"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25
High School is weird, here's some top tier quotes that have come from my high school hallways and classrooms mostly out of context
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