"Im Such A Virgin, No STI Will Touch Me" -5/4

"That's a very Sexy Name" -1/29/25

"Me, the sussy baka in this shit"-5/3

I can't seem to be productive today. There's nothing I can show you that'd be worth your time, so here's this instead.

"IVE BEEN WAITLISTED" -8/8

"Pull it out"

"That's gay"

"It's behind you,"

"That's my ass" - 5/8

"Nate, how do you feel about the fact that a cripple gets more play than you? He can't feel anything and get's more bitches than you!" - 1/16

"I'm gonna suck the shit outta that candy cane"-12/15

"We gotta scadoodle scadattle" -8/8

"Can't wait too see all that baby oil!" - 10/7

"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25