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wtf Steph come on man u can't be this cute

Hi tumblr i also made this cuz when he went to fucking lala land at the mention of miyata it reminded me of this image so i combined them💀💀🙏

Today at school I was just minding my own business doodling when my friend furry boy saw what I was drawing (it was a 🍆 with a 🎀 tied around the tip) and said he wanted one too but a robot version with no 🎀 and said he even wanted me to sign it so I was like sure gimme a piece of paper and I'll draw it for you so he gave me a piece of paper but then it was class time so I hadn't draw it yet and during class time I was like you know what I don't wanna draw this for free so I told him if he wanted me to draw it then he'll have to pay me and then he said okay how much and I was like how much are you willing to pay for it he then grabbed into his pocket and pulled out a bunch of coins and I decided on $20 cuz he had a shit ton of $5 coins but then someone else saw and he tried to gaslight the entire class into thinking that I was the one who wanted to draw him that for no reason and I was like bitch what you mean and he got angry for some reason (our classmates wasn't even listening they were all minding their own business) and snatched the perfectly reusable blank sheet of paper ripped it into shreds and slammed it in the garbage bin like what, are all furries like this?

Real nigga 😑

The SPG fandom on my dashboard seems so full of drama since yesterday... Guys please, Spread the love!

My seventh grade must've been so great, 'cause I am LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

Certain audio frequencies bring back certain memories. If you play the right song, it can take you back to a specific point in time. Scientists at Delta University tapped into this phenomenon and, by mixing certain pitches and tones, created an audio file that can transport you back to your most emotionally unstable point in the past. For some, it is infancy. For others, seventh grade.

To test their theory, this track was played over the loudspeaker while several students were taking exams at a frequency so high it was barely detectable. Several things happened. Some students crumpled their paper up in frustration. Others were found crying on the floor. Still others began to argue among themselves or with the teacher.

When one student flung themselves out the 10th story window, they had to close the project for good. However, the track was leaked onto the web and can now be found in the darkest corners of the internet. Listen… if you dare. 

AaAAaHHhHHh

I broke my phone. Please help, I can’t function.

So, I woke up and put on a podcast or something (Song vs Song my people) and went into the tiny ass kitchen, opened the cupboard for some coffee and... BAM! My instant coffee fell off the TOP SHELF and right on my phone. 

COFFEE I TRUSTED YOU!

Y’all something magical just happened

umm

Sir

River Harkness brought up in the cold, grows into a man in the darkness of a cellar with only a candle for warmth, where pain is a lesson and a gift and scars replace mothers kisses on injuries. River Harkness sent to be a double agent, to keep an eye on the man who could ruin everything, to become that mans son so that he loves him too much to suspect the truth of why Isobel keeps River throughout the year. River Harkness is sent as a little boy and knows this may be a man he one day has to shoot, to murder but he's a little boy and his Grandmother presses a kiss to his knee when he hurts it and his Grandfather teaches him by the fire. River Cartwright becomes comfortable and familiar and someone he likes being and someone who doesn't want to kill the people he loves. Someone who unquestionably loves both of his families.

Then on a walk one day Jonathan Cartwright asks his grandson to shoot him if he ever gets too old, too sick and where River Cartwright struggles and wrestles with it River Harkness can make both of his fathers proud when that day comes.

River Harkness who has been brought up on preventative measures, on the ideology of stopping things before they get bad and putting rabid dogs down before they can do harm. River Cartwright who was brought up on garden picnics and fireside wisdom and compassion but both are sons of their fathers and both are unquestionably loyal.

River Harkness points the gun and River Cartwright pulls the trigger.

and of coarse:

This book is amazing. the premise is interesting, the people are in character, it is really long and may finish sorta soon!

...but-

The grammar is so bad you have to decode it.

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

Voice claims for my Eltingville Club Oc’s 🙏

Oh poor guy, he took -100 dignity damage.

He must have been crying in the shower after that, his dignity went down the drain 😐

Drawing I made because I was bored, and also because I still can't believe this scene 👁️👄👁️

(Forgive me for the terrible quality,It's been a while since I've drawn digitally, so the quality is terrible 🥲)

Can someone explain to me why the hell this happened??? What were those skibidi guys thinking?

(He must have smoked something, it's not possible 😦 to be honest I don't have half the courage he had in that scene :0)

(My eyes are burning)

(That was the most random scene I've ever seen in this entire series)

But what dress is that 😨

Mercy, someone help me 😨, I hated it😡

A surprisingly accurate self portrait.

WHY IS THE ART STYLE IN THE SECOND ONE SO GODDAMN UGLY?? I BET THERE WAS ONLY, LIKE, ONE PERSON WORKING ON THE ADDITIONAL TIME AND THEY MANAGED TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD (BUT IN THE REAL EPISODE THEY FUCKED UP...)

I... I think my Super Princess Peach game just went Creepypasta on me...

"Doggy?"

"Yes, kitty?!"

"Wot do you think we'll be when we get older? :3"

~~~~

Smaller bodies is almost one year old!!

oh boy how have my babies changed

Okay uhhh kitty. kitty. um. you. you will be. a cult leader. and convicted murderer. and also a girl. cult girl. cult

And dogday. You. You are. A not-so-happy little performer. and a Christian. who sings Barry Manilow. and is friends with EVERYONE. and has meltdowns in the toilet

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT 🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🌈💖🦄🐬🎀🌸🐬

guys look he has something to show you (important)

So.

How’s everyone’s day today?

so i guess scorchstar just. fucking murdered sunwish??? which is wild. a lot of cats vaguely disliked sunwish so i suppose she was a bit of a dick, but scorchstar just fucking Despised her from the start, and it was mutual. didn't think it would end in murder tho!

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

this videos pacing is almost identical to how plot advances on hermitcraft

© Apple Tape

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M CRYING

I'M SCREAMING

i NEED A HUG

So... I feel like...

Arcee and Smokescreen would have such a comical relationship. He's this new, fresh-faced soldier just getting involved in a war that she's been waging for forever... and I can see her getting sick of his shit a lot. The tension between them gets portrayed a bit in the show, and for some reason I got this image stuck in my head and had to doodle it. They're coming back from a mission that Smokescreen almost fucked up because he didn't stick to the plan, tried to go all 'hero mode' and nearly got his aft blown off, and Arcee gives him the Patrick Stewart...

Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger