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The Tryanids have found a new host... and there will be blood.

Just a little thing, nothing too crazy :3

Preparations for the Lion’s arrival continue

Small bit of Kitty lore: her mother was a retired serf from a whole line of serfs running back to the start of the Great Crusade, so her ineptitude is more than a little personally embarrassing

Also-forgot to include her tooth gap in the last panel. Whoops

This is utter nonsense, but I’m concerned I may forget it before I remember to make a lion’s jester comic so here we go

Space marines drinking from regular size water fountains. How would that work? How many of them giraffe it and how many do the sensible thing and sit down to use it? I can’t imagine the scenario comes up often, if at all, but the image was so dumb when it came to me I’ll have to draw it at some point

Astartes husbandry au :DDDDD

It’s not a joke, but enjoy a fool for this April fools day!

This is in the far future of the Lion’s Jester timeline, once Lion actually gets back to the Rock

I continue to progress with both watercolor and bizarre times. Happy April fools for the three people still awake

Taking this entirely too seriously, no, because cutie marks are all one of a kind and unique to that individual from what I remember. Also supposed to represent a special talent from my recollection.

Take this with a grain of salt tho haven’t watched the show in years

Is a legion shoulder pauldron just a cutie mark

Work-in-progress

This takes place far in the future of the funky little story I’ve been telling with these characters, but I don’t really count it as a spoiler tho lol. It’s called the lion’s jester. It’s about Lion’s jester. Truly, I am master of subtlety

I imagine at least some dark angels would like watching her perform. The serfs certainly would. Asmodai of course is allergic to fun of all kinds and hates it lol

The perils of ticking off the immortal jester who lives in your house

Local Astartes accidentally induces transhuman dread in innocent serf by demonstrating something she definitely didn’t ask him to demonstrate

The cartwheel post

Bit messy cause I was tired when I inked it and kept moving my hand over wet ink. Enjoy

Not the cartwheel post.

And here we come to the end of our little intro into this story. From here on out it’s basically gonna be little episodes of whatever I find funny and fun to draw. I hope y’all enjoy Kitty-she has consumed like thirty sketchbook pages so far and shows no sign of slowing down lol.

Completely serious question to any warhammer 40k fans out there in the ether: could a space marine physically do a cartwheel? Asking for making a little fan comic reasons

That unfortunate feeling when you thought you were freeing some poor human but turns out she’s an honest to god chapter relic and so now she’s sneaking around like a horror movie villain into your office

The second installment of my ongoing little warhammer project. I’ve decided the armor is like the anatomy-whatever I think works that day. I forgot my brush pen at home unfortunately, so I inked this in a random school pen.

Behold, the project I’ve been working on all week. Turns out drawing a beat up church is exactly what I needed to stay calm about midterms. Enjoy part one of whatever this is

Some OC designs for my little Dark Angels warhammer comic project. Don’t get used to the reasonable anatomy here tho lol, noodle arms and comedic stylization are the name of the game for the real thing. As fun as grimdark may be to read, I cannot write it, and the art’s gonna reflect that

One of these characters I put a ton of thought and consideration in. The other is a bit background character whose outfit I threw together from vague memories and one History Hit video and I am becoming rapidly overstretched to. Guess which one is which

The names got cut off but leftie is Catherine and the one on the right is Evangeline

More messy practice for the little warhammer oc project. I’m gonna have to figure out what space marines wear in the day to day soon cuz I am not drawing all that armor on a regular basis. And why is Ezekiel blue??? Asmodai is really fun to draw tho

Goodness gracious primarch armor is complicated

Currently working on my thesis this term, so fanfic is coming slowly. So for now I’m doing a lot of fan art, and am planning a silly little war hammer oc project to keep my spirits up. For now enjoy me practicing dark angels and associated stuff in preparation. :)

Okay one funny thing I think about often is way back when.

When I was first getting into WH40K, the one "friend" who was trying to get me into it kept saying how "complicated the lore was" and "there's still alot we don't know"

So I got excited and dove in, and well, I won't say he was wrong, but.... I was a fnaf fan since the beginning of that franchise, and it's not even close.

Like, sure, I'm not arguing that 40k isn't complicated, but I think a more apt term would be it's very layered.

But FNAF level? Bitch please.

Cause the thing with 40k is sure there have been retcons and like some mystery. And if I had met this guy and i was getting into it way back in like 3rd/4th edition, sure. But I started getting into 40k around mid to late 9th edition(i think april 22 ish). When most of the story had been solidified.

But where 40k only gets more and more concise if not a little to much explanation. FNAF has and is currently only gotten worse at knowing the true story.

40k retcons were to clear up some older misconceptions/introduce new story routes but FNAF? Nope! Each rectcon somehow both validated and invalidated the previous loose ends.

But an even more glaring issue. The expansion into their other mediums.

40k is (for the most part) consistent across its books, games, tabletop, and movie/TV series

FNAF is completely different based on what medium you choose to consume. The games? Muddled lore, you spend hours picking out of the background audio while Freddy and friends try to eat u. And sometimes (not so much anymore), but u used to have to dig into the official Scott games website code to know context for certain things happening in/between the games.

The books? (Which ones?) The og trilogy followed a completely different protagonist and story(still good mind you total recommend) or the Fazbear Frights book series where it's more akin to "tales from the crypt" or a FNAF Goosebumps spin off. With some loose through lines. (Tales at the pizzaplex is included in this description)

The movie? Fuck you. completely rewrites the dynamic between the protagonist whose supposed to be the antagonists son and says fuck you to alot of the og compelling lore.( I still loved the movie don't get me wrong, the practical effects: lovely, the casting: perfect, the cinematography: very tight and well done. The story: dog shit)

I think the fundamental difference between the two franchises (besides age) is the creator(s) intent on making them.

On one hand you have one that's money grubbing and has a love hate relationship with their fanbase and the other is Scott Fucking Cawtthon. (And in light of not so recent events, fuck Scott)

More She-ra 40k ideas:

Catra is the perfect example of a Felinid, not anime cat girl but not full furry she's a perfect example of what I think a felinid would look/act like. Human reasoning and strategy with feline agility and physical attributes.

Catra would also take on a few Felinids recruited from either a local gaurd regiment and/or most recently conquered planet and train them to be Adora's and her own person bodyguards. Hidden in the shadows like assassins ready to flay whatever get past Adora's honour gaurd.

Entrapta would annoy, argue, and fight the Mechanicus so much that they stopped coming to help Adora's Legion and won't train their tech marines anymore. Entrapta is then stuck doing repairs(and upgrades when she wants) while also trying to teach the tech-marines. This leads to Adora's legion, the best equipped legion despite having no direct ties to the Mechanicus.

The Librarians of Adora's legion instead of being trained by magnus and the Thousand sons are instead trained by Glimmer or return to Etheria to be trained in the ways of Etherian magic. Thus leading to a very different philosophy and approach to the warp.

More ideas/stories/scenarios to come! 😊

Here is what I think Adora's relationships with each of her brother Primarchs is like...

Horus - so starting strong, I would think Adora would get along really well with Horus. Unfortunately, I believe that is more a testament to Horus' many masks skill. He would know adora values friends and assessing a situation from every angle of a situation while getting advice and others' opinions. I feel Horus would treat her very similar to how he treats Sanguinius or, more likely, Dorn. When it comes to the heresy, I see Horus going to her and promising her that if he wins, his Imperium will become far more tolerant to peaceful xeno races and reinstate the use of psykers, Adora won't buy it. She's heard these ultimatums before.

Sanguinius- I imagine Adora would be decently close to Sanguinius, but definitely not the closest. They are both decently kind, but I feel besides some tiffs and playful banter/jokes, they really aren't that close

Konrad- Adora despises him with all her heart. Ever since they met, adora wanted nothing more to put him down like a rabid dog. Adora fought for someone like Konrad she knew his evil, and she and her sons would not even dare crusade in the same systems as their maniac cousins and the Night haunter

Lion el Johnson- Adora would probably have a similar relationship to him as leman does. Definitely won't say anything against him but won't seek to spend unnecessary time with him.

Guilliman- Adora would like Guilliman, though she would find him boring. She can't argue with his results and definitely wouldn't mind being in the same room or fighting alongside him. Honestly, I can see Guilliman getting annoyed with Adora after a while.

Leman- I totally see them being very close! Honestly, they he might be her favourite brother, at first anyway. They have very similar demeanour, they both prefer to fight to settle an argument, and they both enjoy cracking jokes as much as cracking skulls. I also feel they would be the ones to spar the most, though not with swords. I see them taking quick jabs and headlocking each other. Though, after Prospero burned, Adora would feel truly betrayed for she loved Magnus as well. She could never look at leman the same way again. She won't turn to Horus' side, but now she keeps leman at arm's length.

Mortarion- Another she would hate. Not as much as Konrad, but still. Morty is too bitter, and his unter vitriol towards psykers goes completely against Adora's close ties to magic, and the sorcerers of Etheria would put her in uter opposition to anti-psyker rhetoric.

Magnus- Magnus would definitely be one of the brothers she sees the most. But not due to their closeness. Magnus would be most fascinated with Etheira's understandings of the warp and would most likely have long deep conversations with head sorceress Castaspella (Yes, that is her name live with it) and Queen Glimmer. Adora would side wholeheartedly with Magnus during the council of Nikea. She would rage against her Father's blatant hypocrisy. And she would try to comfort Magnus in the aftermath.

Lorgar- Adora may be put off by Lorgar's fanaticism, but she wouldn't outright hate him. Just be kinda uneasy around him. She would feel pity for what happened on Monarchia but not truly grasp it. She would be more upset at her father than she would weep for Lorgar

The Twins - I honestly think these two just don't interact much. Adora is a very straightforward and most times brash. Alpharius/Omegon just wages war and behaves so diametrically opposed to how Adora and her crew do those things. Honestly, their nature might remind Adora of Double Trouble and the manipulations of Shadow Weaver.

Corvus- Another I think they would get along fine, but I feel Corvus would deem Adora a little too optimistic. (To be fair, I don't know enough about Corvus to make a statement on this, sorry 🥺)

Dorn- utter ambivalence. She literally has no real opinion on Dorn. Besides, he is good at what he does, and his dry sarcasm goes right over her head.

Perturabo- She would start by seeing Purty as a victim of their father's plan. they wouldn't really interact much, I think. Adora is not a crafter. She's a fighter, a leader, a symbol of unity. She is quite good at making battle plans, but she isn't really a super tactical genius or anything. Eventually, she'd see perty as the spiteful man-child who she just pities.

Angron- She fears him. Maybe if they had met before the nails, it would be a different story. But I could also see an interesting dynamic instead. Adora's powers encompasses the ability to not only heal but restore. She restored life to the Fright Zone and purged Horde Primes' concensus. She brought Catra back to life. So, while I don't think she could heal Angron but I bet she could sooth his pain. Give him relief. It might then cause a very toxic codependency, but I'm okay with that. Cause tragic grimdark.

Vulkan- Another of her favourite brothers, his kindness, and humanity would truly link them. Joking with one another and enjoying life! Their love of their sons. Truly, I think they will get along with each other swimmingly.

Fulgrim- Fulgrim is too fancy for Adora. Adora is not a formal or dressy person. She doesn't really get art. She does value combat and fighting, but she was taught to fight dirty. She isn't one for fancy words. Honestly, Fulgrim's search for perfection and flowery words would remind Adora too much of Horde Prime, in my opinion. I feel a perfect example of this is the Princess Prom episode.

Ferrus Manus- eh, I think this relationship is the same as dorn. They don't really have a lot in common from how I see it.

Jagathai- I feel they would get along decently, but same as Corus, I don't know enough about the Khan to really even make an educated guess.

I'm open to any opinions or your takes! I wanna see if people agree or, at the very least, have their own perspectives!!!

Do you have any friends, Perturabo?

I'll be real, this is almost vent art. I am autistic, i can't touch people, but i want to. People i can handle being touched by are very, very few and far between. there have been four in my life. Touch starvation is real shit, craving something you can't handle. And yet then there are those few, few that you can. What won't you do to keep them? I don't know. The list is short. I feel like i can project this on Perturabo without much character conflict LOL.

This is the representation of how I feel while drawing what I'm drawing.

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Okay So im almost done with painting my FNAF inspired space marines and i obviously have been making a little crossover AU in my head as I paint.

I wanna write out a real short story to accompany it, but for my story I need a chapter of Space Marines to have.

Basically it'll be about (the chosen chapter) chasing down some rouge/heretic Astartes to an abandoned space hulk/adrift ship. Once on board both groups have to face foes that wear old oddly coloured power armor. These silent things behave more like animals than regular thinking astartes. They lash out at whatever they see and are distracted by/drawn to noise. But worse of all nothing seems to slow them down.

That isn't the only problem. As the run down old ship seems to be hiding more than just these deranged marines within and it still has some form of residual power. The hallways keep shifting and bulkheads open and seal all on their own.

I'm leaning towards the Marines Malevolent Because I hate them and would happily through them in this meatgrinder of the story but i don't know.

So if you could PLEASE give me a space marine chapter (it can be your favorite or one you despise) and it will be the one i include to survive the night!

It gives such strong Pandemonium (The "capital/Main court" of hell acording to old Christian lore) vibes!!!

Which makes total sense as it was probably what they were referencing. I've always liked WH30k/40k twisted parallels to Catholicism/Christianity, and this is a great subtle nod to it.

Astartes II

Mortarion scoffing when you first offer only for him to grab you and hold u up to his rank pussy.

The boy stank is so bad ur eyes water, and he says he won't let you go till u get him off. Dosent sound awful until your jaw is sore, your eyes are burnt, and he says he's not even close.

You think you lost your sense of smell, and so you started to think this was manageable until

*Ppppffffftttttt, Bbbbbbbraaaap*

A new toxic smell completely overtakes you, and Morty shoves you even deeper with his tummy gurgling...

Everyone talks about how the Primarchs would eat pussy (myself included,) but how would you eat Primarch pussy?

Fulgrim fucks your face, holding you in place while you eat him out, moaning about how good you are, how sweet you are, and how hard he's going to peg you later.

You insist on Sanguinius sitting on your face on the pretense that you don't want his wings to be uncomfortable. His strong thighs shudder on either side of your face as you eat him out, struggling not to put his full weight on your face.

For you 40k fans, you offer Roboute Guilliman some stress relief from running the Empire. After a full-body massage so he's relaxed and loose, you get under him and eat his pussy until your jaw is sore and he's sobbing with gratitude.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAHHH

Just what amount of waves did yesterday's news cause for the official account to jump in with a clarification?!

Well, it does not get any more canon than this really.

“The Radiant was beautiful. Not handsome, but beautiful. Perfection had rendered his features almost androgynous.

He turned towards them, his eyes burning like miniature suns. He leaned forward, setting his boots on the deck. He wore what had once been a suit of Crusade-pattern power armour. Shaggy white fur was wrapped about his greaves and the vambraces of his gauntlets. His chest-plate had been decorated with a grotesque mural depicting Fulgrim’s moment of apotheosis. One of his shoulder-plates had become fused and twisted into the shape of a leering feminine face. The face whispered softly as the Radiant rose to his feet.

A daemon slid past him, tittering. He took the claw it proffered and they spun in a brief, courtly dance. The daemon clicked its fangs in disappointment as he brought its claw to his lips for a kiss of polite dismissal.”

－ Fabius Bile: Primogenitor, Josh Reynolds

P. S. Working on all these microscopic details was hellish and took many hours, but hey, one of the most imposing Chaos Lords ever deserves no less!

/Feel free to reblog on Tumblr. Do not post on other social media without my consent, thank you!/

"The Witch Hunters"

Finally finished my old spontaneous art: Lord Inquisitor from the Ordo Hereticus and his bodyguard - Sister of Battle from the Order of the Bloody Rose.

Wanted to try something John Blanche/Adrian Smith-like.

Feel free to reblog on Tumblr. Don't post on other social media without my consent, thank you!

I registered on Tumblr three long years ago and never posted anything. So, what will my first post be about? Something of current interest. Let it be a female Custodian, why not?

BY SLAANESH, THE OFFENDED GUYS' ARSES ARE BURNING SO BRIGHT THAT THERE'S NO NEED FOR THE ASTRONOMICAN IN THE IMPERIUM NIHILUS ANYMORE! *ba-dum tss*

And the vast majority of them - who would've guess! - are straight men. Mind you, I don't want to talk shit about all cishet men - there're lots of good open-minded guys (like my close friends), but their "kin" certainly don't do them justice. Imagine: one single woman in a previously all-male faction can ruin the whole hobby for you! Really? Have you really liked it that much in the first place?

One dude basically typed the whole-ass lecture in reply to my jesting (!) comment (in which I didn't even write that I wanted Girlstodes! I just wrote that ppl, who wanted them, are laughing now!). He acted like some overzealous Dark Apostle. Why? I dunno.

"The Custodes contain the Holy Emperor's gene-seed and are breeded to be loyal only to him! That's why they can't be women!" said this dude... Sorry, WHAT? MFer, your logic is deader than Horus and his soul is fckn obliterated!

Then he wrote that a petition with several thousand signatures needs to be created so that the Custodians remain an exclusively male faction, that GW tries to please the "screaming minority" and that Dan Abnett needs to take his pills. Yes, he was dead-serious.

These guys try to justify themselves this way: "I hate this idea because GW made a retcon and this is against their lore - not because I'm misogynistic and hate women (a-ha, I totally believe you)." Well, I bet that we, girls, wouldn't have started the whole barbaric shit-storm if GW had made the Brother of Battle! Let's be real: you don't care about the lore (or I would've 100% respected your opinion) - you use it as a shield. You only care about your ego - so fragile that it can be broken by one single blow, like a crystal glass.

I can understand why some ppl don't like the female Astartes: the Primarch's gene-seed is required for their creation and it's only male-compatible canonically. But the Custodians are created in a completely different way! Their genetics is altered on the molecular level with some unreal and long-forgotten science-sorcery. The Emperor basically made the pinnacle of human creation. Only the men can be the "pinnacle", eh? The duality of life as it is, lmao.

A generic straight manly man: "Ew, I hate Tumblr/Twitter! There're icky woke girls/queers who draw gay shit and spoil muh trad Warhammer!"

Also this man: *steals their arts, memes and funny pictures, posts it on Reddit/Pinterest/uses them for his videos on YT w/o credit or consent, because he can't create anything that cool himself*

Random bro: *Looks at my page* Ew you're on Tumblr.

The same random bro when one of his friends repost all of my memes: OMGGGG🤣🤣🤣🤣I LOVE THIS🤣🤣🤣🤣GENIUS😭😭🤣🤣🤣IM DYINGGGGGG💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I WISH THERE WERE MORE LIKE THIS😭😭😭😭😭WHERE CAN I FIND THESE I LOVEE THESEEEE🤣🤣🤣