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Plot twist: Alya is over one day and all of a sudden BeReal goes off so she takes hers, and Marinette, not thinking, takes out her phone and does BeReal too
"Oh I didn't know you had BeReal!" And then she looks and sure enough Ladybug's BeReal pops up with Alya and Marinette in it
Marinette quickly realizes her mistake and deletes it immediately but the damage has already been done
Nino texts Adrien the picture
Adrien races over to Marinette's house and knocks on her trapdoor
Alya faints
Bunnix appears "seriously?"
I have this headcannon that like Marinette has a BeReal account for Ladybug so whenever she's on patrol she'll take a BeReal of the sunset or smthn and once when she's on patrol with Chat Noir she takes a BeReal with him so then he gets it too
And like they are friends on BeReal and then Alya is also friends with them so she can post the BeReals on the Ladyblog
Then at one point LB just makes her account public so all of paris can see them without Alya having to post them
Tikki doesn't approve of any of it
I have this headcannon that like Marinette has a BeReal account for Ladybug so whenever she's on patrol she'll take a BeReal of the sunset or smthn and once when she's on patrol with Chat Noir she takes a BeReal with him so then he gets it too
And like they are friends on BeReal and then Alya is also friends with them so she can post the BeReals on the Ladyblog
Then at one point LB just makes her account public so all of paris can see them without Alya having to post them
Tikki doesn't approve of any of it
Yeah~
Let's stay positive!
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|| Naahh, if the "Inko Shimura" and "Dad For One" theory become canon along with the Bakudeku ship, that family will be chaos wherever you see it ||
Crk is really interesting and by interesting i mean strange
SERVER: HOLLYBERRY
Crk is really interesting and by interesting i mean strange
SERVER: HOLLYBERRY
Crk is really interesting and by interesting i mean strange
SERVER: HOLLYBERRY
HAHAHA, did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
update: didn't skate yesterday as wednesdays are typically my rest days but! the skate place i usually go to was unavailable (T^T) so me and my sister drove around for more or less two hours looking for places to go... by then we just decided to find a school parking lot so we went to the high school and it was pretty decent for like, 15 minutes before sooo many cars started pullling in (for an open house we forgot about) but by then we were being summoned back for dinner so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ all in all it wasn't too bad and we blasted hamilton the whole drive so ^^
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In the dnd game I’m in last night we did a few things:
We spent far too long trying to open a door only to learn it was a sliding door.
The other player had to mute themselves because of how much they were dying XD
We also spent two game days somehow rebuilding a sky ship while the apocalypse is looming.
The sliding door was on the ship.
In the dnd game I’m in yesterday we discovered something amazing
My friend sent me this after saying something without context and I felt like I needed to share it
The characters
Dm: dungeon master
Darya (Rogue Fighter (Pirate) Tabaxi): my character
Salsa/Salvera (Bard bird): my friend that did this
Makoto/Mak/Mac n Cheese/Freddy Faz Bear (Chaotic ass barbarian dragonborne)
The player/friend that’s been gone so he’s turned into Freddy from security breach
God/Caius (unarmed fighter): NPC we dragged along
So we stepped into basically a boss arena in these super cold icy mountains
Darya rolled stupid high on history and investigation a 31 and nat 20 with a total of 34
She finds a symbol of Tiamat in the floor
(And some other things but what matters is the symbol)
(We have dealt with Tiamat and Asmodeus before when Mak accidentally released hell)
AND OUT OF NO WHERE
MY GOOD PAL
THE PC OF SALSA AKA SALVERA
“Tiamat is Cotten eye joe”
We all started dying
And I was sent this
(Alice just wanted to buy the damn outfit cuz it nice 😭)
Alice: *Clears throat*
Alice: I’m afraid you dropped your bird :3
Meanwhile Gideon is laughing his ass off
Sora: 😳😳😳
Stone: *CHASES THEM WITH MOLOTOV*
Gideon: TRY ME BETCH!!!
Alice: oooooo what if we wear this at our next performance-
Alice: *Clears throat*
Alice: I’m afraid you dropped your bird :3
Meanwhile Gideon is laughing his ass off
Sora: 😳😳😳
Stone: *CHASES THEM WITH MOLOTOV*
i've never seen anything more accurate in my life- i'll be sitting there writing, trying to cover up every plot-hole, smooth out every detail i can find, make everything make sense to my picky brain all while trying to fight the demons of the world building past what i can control, thinking that 'does this make sense to the reader? oh no- this will be so confusing to them-' meanwhile said lovely reader- chilling while reading it all the way through accepting every flaw they see and not giving a fuck if it makes sense because 'my favorite's are once again going through shit and i now must read all of it'
...sometimes i forget what's it's like to be a reader when writing... XD
thank you for listening to my mad ramble XD <3
Y aquí tenemos la versión suprema de Liquid Auriel. Si quieren una descripción más detallada les dejo el siguiente enlace: https://www.deviantart.com/dominic1276/art/Ultimate-Liquid-Auriel-SlugterraxBen10-936512360
Aghhh I can't even I just fell on my ass trying to figure out my looper pedal and I want to FUCKING KILL SOMEONEEE AGHHHHHHHHH
Pasta Al forno all' abruzzese
Let the chaos begin
Thad: Ever hear of Guy Fieri?
Bart: No? I don't think so.
Thad: How unfortunate for you.
Thad: He was an especially degenerate piece of filth.
Thad: He used his connections and guile to wriggle his way into fame, and other positions of power.
Thad: He somehow landed on the U.S. supreme court. Over the years, other Justices started mysteriously disappearing without means to replace them.
Thad: After helping rewrite the constitution to form an incomprehensible patchwork of fascism, theocratic mandates, recipes, and bad rap lyrics, he weaseled his way up the ranks to become the High Captain of Interstellar War.
Thad: I'm going to cut to the chase, cause really this doesn't need to be a full History lesson. Especially with your attention span.
Thad: He eventually came to be regarded as the third and final antichrist.
Thad: No human in history was responsible for as much pain and suffering.
Bart: Is that why REACH attacked our planet? Guy Fieri, High Captain of Interstellar War?
Thad: Yes.
Bart: ;-;
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-Kaldur joined the chat-
-Batman joined the chat-
Wally: Mom?
Dick: Mom?
Kaldur: Wait, If you're mom
Kaldur: and IM mom
Kaldur: Then who's flying this plane??
Wally: I change my mind, I want a new mom.
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Jay: Hello Tim
Tim: Hey Jay
Tim: How's the best brother in the world doing today?
Jay: Best brother in the world, hmm?
Tim: Of course, who else could I mean?
Jay: What is it you want from me?
Tim: You know what I want, Jay
Jay: Money? Affection? For me to write your essays?
Tim: its all I've ever wanted from you
Tim: *he leans in close to him and gently strokes his face*
Tim: *whispers* I want my fucking coffee back.
Also, here is another older piece for your patience. My favourite m4m gay warhammer couple (sorry, Trazyn and Orikan)
It gives such strong Pandemonium (The "capital/Main court" of hell acording to old Christian lore) vibes!!!
Which makes total sense as it was probably what they were referencing. I've always liked WH30k/40k twisted parallels to Catholicism/Christianity, and this is a great subtle nod to it.
Astartes II
And here we have my Plauge Marine Greater possessed/Demon Prince oc. I dot really have a ton of personal lore on her yet, but she does lead my custom Death Gaurd Warband "The Masque of the Crimson Rot"
Their colour scheme is red with gold trim and pail pink flesh, and their energy is green.
Thanks for the tag
Chaos
just chaos memes a cute turtle tot and his frog bestie paired with a cute filter
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Chaos
[Part I] [Part II]
[Five Hargreeves x Reader]
Summary : A very chaotic reunion.
Warning : None.
Chaos isn't something Five Hargreeves would choose willingly. Ever.
He wants a break.
From being a child superhero, to getting stuck in the apocalypse, then the journey of being an assassin, and proceeding to prevent the aforementioned apocalypse.
Him and his mind have been on a never-ending marathon.
So pardon him if he wants to take a step back and just relax.
This road trip was supposed to be the first step.
Was. Because Klaus derailed his plan.
Although, he'd admit that it hasn't been entirely unpleasant, as he waits for Klaus by the car, he concurs that this trip so far is nice.
The green field stretching around him, the subtle caress of sunshine, the gentle breeze, the complete absence of Homo sapiens. It's all very relaxing.
There's a sound. The distinctive sound made by cows. A cow's moo, to be precise.
His gaze trails over towards the sound— cattle grazing peacefully. He smiles, taking a deep breathe—
And promptly chokes.
Chaos isn't something Five Hargreeves would choose willingly. Ever.
But that doesn't mean, Chaos would show him the same courtesy.
Because Chaos, it seems, has a taste for him.
Deceptive in the appearance, well mixed among the shades of brown, black, and white. There, amid the serene creatures, stands chaos incarnate—
You.
Don't, his mind warns.
And of course, he won't. This is supposed to be his retirement. Why would he want to turn that upside down? Ridiculous notion, really. He would not—
His mouth has a mind of its own because it has already parted and yelled your name.
His voice echoes. Your name echoes. And if he must be dramatic, then the time has come to a standstill.
In a blink, your head snaps in his direction.
You blink. Once. Twice.
A grin spreads across your face—and he's startled by the confusing thought that whether it's really the sun that's shining or it's just you.
"FIVE!"
And you're running. Hands wide open. His eyes widen—feeling like a man standing before a bull, red cloth in hand—You're running, running towards him.
You are closer. And closer. Closer—
You trip.
Five sighs. In a few long strides, he closes the distance between you two.
Hand gripping you above the elbow, he hauls you up. "Are you okay?"
"Okay? No, I am not!" You reply, though your expression remains ecstatic. "I am—I am—I am," your brows crinkle in thought.
"Are you—"
"Phantasmagorical!" You exclaim. Fingers curling around his arms, you shake him a bit. "I'm phantasmagorical because I've met you. Been soo long."
Squealing, you hug him.
His palm is on your back in an instant, supporting you as you stand on your tiptoes.
He breathes in, willing his muscles to uncoil. It takes a few seconds before he lets himself rest his chin on your head.
All too soon, you release him.
He shoves his hands in his pockets, lest he did something stupid like draw you back again.
"What are you doing here?"
"Where?" You tilt your head, nose scrunching in a way he has always found adorable.
"Among the," gesturing towards the surroundings, "Amish."
"Ah yes," you nod, in a sage voice, "For peace."
He quirks a brow. "Really?"
"No."
A smile threatens to curl at his lips. "Then?"
"So there's this husband-wife duo, and they were my neighbours in the city. And then they stole stuff from my house. So, they're not husband-wife duo but thief duo, which honestly I kinda respect—"
"So you came back to get your stuff back?" He queries, cutting off what would undoubtedly be a long ramble.
You nod in an absentminded fashion, before snapping out of it. "What? No!"
He exhales in exasperation. "Then why?"
"I came here to get Lila's kraken plushie—"
"Wait, Lila is here?"
"Yeah, we came together—"
"What's she doing—"
Your fingers snap his lips shut together. Literally.
"No Lila. Pay attention to me. I'm here." And as if to prove that you are indeed here, you start jumping in front of him, hand open like wings, chanting, 'eyes on me, eyes on me, eyes on me.'
As if his eyes are even capable of being anywhere but at you when you're near him.
Rolling his eyes, he grips your 'wings' and pulls you closer.
"I'm never not looking at you," his mouth seems to have found a mind of its own.
There's a flush rising on your cheeks, and he feels a twinge of pride at extracting such a reaction.
"As you should," you say.
His confidence abandons him in a sudden manner when you peer up at him through your lashes.
He looks away, stepping back. Clearing his throat. "Need any help retrieving the stolen item?"
"Oh, I got it back on the first day I arrived here."
"Then why are you still here?"
"Having a bit of fun with the thief duo."
"So, antagonising them, and being a general chaos," he surmises.
"Haven't I told you, the thing about chaos is that—"
"It's fair, yeah, you have."
"You know what's not fair?"
"What would that be?"
In response, you settle your hand on his shoulders, fingers playing with the hair on the nape.
He suppresses a shiver.
"Having figured out that the more the love, the more the chaos. And then not being able to confess, for almost two years. Because, you see, it happened after I caused a bar fight after telling a man that this other man was making goo-goo eyes at his boyfriend. And then a brawl started, and I thought, 'huh, look what chaos love can cause.' And then I realised that If I'm chaos, then love is you—"
"What?" His voice is a whisper.
"You are the fuse of my chaos. And I would really like to be the fuse of your love, which is only fair—"
"What?" His brain is lagging.
"I love you!"
"What?" White noise.
You huff, standing on your tiptoes, face dangerously close to his—his heart is travelling all around his body in a frenzy—and his eyes close.
His nose stings.
You… You bit his nose.
His eyes flutter open, fixing on you. Rubbing a hand over the ache. "You absolute menace."
"Your menace."
Well, that's just unfair. Especially that impish smile of yours. "My menace are you now?"
"No."
Oh, for fuck's sake—
"But I want to be," you continue. "Will you let me be?"
Maybe his response is a bit too quick when he says :
"Yes," relief apparent in his voice. Tugging you near him, enveloping you in an embrace.
"My menace, mine." He words it out loud to solidify this moment, sealing it in the space-time continuum by pressing a kiss against your temple.
You both sway lightly, finding a middle ground between chaos and calm.
But of course, being the magnet for all things chaotic that you are, it doesn't last long.
In a flow, the cows explode and then Klaus is shouting, Amish people chasing him down.
And you?
You are giggling in pure delight. "Oh, isn't this fun?"
He says nothing as he puts you over his shoulder, blinks into the car, and promptly deposits you on the passenger seat.
And as he drives, he glances at you and Klaus— rambling and laughing and causing a ruckus.
Chaos isn't something Five Hargreeves would choose willingly. Ever.
But, if it's you, he'd make an exception.
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A/N :
And here is part two.
Hope you guys enjoyed this.
Thankyou! ❤
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The most true kings.
Kitbashed a lil gaze of the dark gods token for my Blooded killteam! The body is from a 40k grot and the head is from a chaos marine.
Made some hellish bases for the Blooded killteam! Once I’ve added the ogre to the skull base I’m filling the ground with blood like on the others to really make it look like he’s standing in it!
every good thing i lose comes back to me tenfold