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Wednesday : *is throwing stones at Enid and hers balcony window*
Enid : *opening it, looking exasperated and tired*
Enid : You have a phone for a reason, Willa!
*THUD*
Enid : DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT OUR WINDOW?!
Enid : Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Wednesday : But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Enid : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Yoko, on a walkie talkie: This is Yoko, those idiots are fucking in the East wing again.
Divina : You mean fucking around, right?
Yoko : I know what I said.
Kidnapper : I have your girlfriend.
Enid : What? I don't have a girlfriend...
Kidnapper : Then who just called me a an incompetent overachieving disgrace to kidnapping and spit in my face?
Enid : Oh my god, you have Wednesday…. That’s my fucking wife fyi, rip to y-
Kidnapper : *incoherent screaming and a chainsaw sound in the distance*
Enid : ….Welp, that’s life :3
Enid : Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Wednesday : ...
Wednesday : Mon cœur please, this is the fifth time you've asked me this, it is 3am, go back to sleep.
Enid : [looking up from her phone] Hey, did you hear about the rumour that we might be gay?
Wednesday : Might be?
Enid : Yeah, they're doubting it! Can you believe that?
Hello wonderful people of Tumblr.
I am in desperate need of your help.
I have been searching for this Wenclair fic for the past 2 days, unable to find anything.
It's in AO3, and by what I can remember, Enid pranks Wednesday because she was tired of the goth always having the upper hand on her. So she enlists all of Nevermore's help, even Eugene which is surprising since he practically swears by the 'Hive Code'. Enid is hiding while everyone in school acts as if she has never existed. So Wednesday slowly starts turning mad, believing that Enid was simply an illusion, eventually giving up and isolating herself, aka being sad girl tm. Enid feels bad as she reappears, and Weds doesn't believe her at first, saying something among the lines 'Are you here to torture me? Taking the image of someone I loved, who turned out to be an illusion to cope with my loneliness' and stuff like that.
For the love of everything that is holy and unholy, help me people.
SOLVEDDDDDDDD :D
MAD RESPECT TO @ao-terra FOR HELPING ME FIND THE EXACT FIC TITLE NAME AND AUTHOR!!! YOU RULE MATE!!!!
Update!!
I also put in the first part of the series in the docs, so the file’s name now is Prank wars and it has both fics one after the other. If someone has trouble opening the file, dm me.
I made a …..thing🤷🏻♀️
Me customising my Revolut card with Wenclair art and the ship name to make sure everyone who knows gets it?
More likely than you think😁