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New AU! Singer Yuu who used to sing covers of songs and release them in their world. Now in a new world with none of their songs they preform and release them to get money to live and improve ramshackle. Can’t get in trouble for copyright if your in another world.
Singer-Yuu: sings *a whole new world* for the sake of it at one of Kalims feasts in Scarabia.
Disney: I feel like someone owes me money…
Yuu would do it so often just to spite Crowley, perhaps they had a deal with a studio that turned out to be bad and it put them in a lot of debt so they hate owing someone anything.
The reference and the result 🤣🤣
The reference belongs to the rightful owner
Oc is mine grim and background belongs to twisted wonderland.
Hugging them for the first time pt3
Octavinelle & Scarabia ( Azul, Jade, Floyd, Kalim, and Jamil)
Y/n has been at NRC for a while and she's never hugged anyone (besides grim) until today. Y/n took in a deep breath before walking out the door of the ramshackle dorm with grim on her shoulder. {some are shorter than others}
Azul Ashengrotto: Hug him and he’ll melt into your arms and might start crying so pls do it behind closed doors. Y/n was waiting in Azul’s office for the deal maker, soon enough the door of the office opened “Y/n its good to see you! What brings you to my office today?” Azul asked, walking in before closing the door. Azul trusted y/n enough that he didn’t need to have the tweels in the room with them. Once Azul was close enough y/n hugged him and Azul basically collapsed into her arms y/n felt something wet landed on her shoulder. Azul felt bad he was crying on y/n's shoulder but the hug was nice and well needed. “What do you want in return?” Azul asked as he pulled away from her expecting she wanted something in return “Nothing i just wanted to give you a hug” y/n said with a huff crossing her arms before she walked out of the office waving bye to azul making him shake his head and smile. He did really like the hug though now he’s thinking about what to give y/n in return.
Jade Leech: Hug and run! y/n saw Jade washing dishes in the kitchen, so y/n thought it would be fun so just surprise hug him and that’s what she did. She quietly walked up behind the eel and wrapped her arms around him making him stop moving and with that y/n quickly let go and ran out of the kitchen. Jade watched y/n run out of the kitchen she surprised him, the jade leech he was impressed. He will get Y/n back, that's a promise.
Floyd Leech: This can go two ways depending on his mood if he's in a bad mood he’ll probably grunt as y/n hugs him before patting her head before wanting to be let go but will come running for a hug later or if he’s in a good mood y/n isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, his shrimpy hugged him for the first time this eel is excited now he’s going to hold you until he’s bored. As y/n ran out of the kitchen she saw Floyd looking down, she knew the two ways this would end but she still wanted to hug him. Y/n walked up to him “hi floyd you alright?” y/n asked Floyd quickly looked down at her “hi shrimpy just a bad day” he huffed “do you want a shrimpy hug?” y/n asked expecting him to say no but he lit up like a firework before picking her up and spinning her around “oh shrimpy!!!” Floyd happily yelled y/n just laughed as she hugged him. Everyone in the mostro lounge was thankful for y/n because now floyd was in a better mood. Y/n got ALOT of free food to take home that day.
Kalim Al-Asim: Just hold your arms out when you see him he’ll come running. Y/n was walking through the halls when she saw Kalim and Jamil “Y/n!” Kalim yelled waving at her with a big smile making y/n smile back at him and she opened her arms Jamil looked shocked and Kalim looked excited before he started running towards her very excitedly. He ran full force into her arm laughing the entire time. Once they pulled away from each other y/n saw Jamil had walked over to them.
Jamil Viper: Before Jamil could say anything y/n hugged him as well making him freeze before he hugged her back. Y/n did hug him a second longer than she hugged Kalim so Jamil was really happy and petty about the hug.
hugging them for the first time pt1
The first years (Ace, Deuce, Jack, Epel, Sebek, and Ortho)
Y/n has been at NRC for a while and she's never hugged anyone (besides grim) until today. Y/n took in a deep breath before walking out the door of the ramshackle dorm with grim on her shoulder. {ps y/n is pudgy since thats what i am)
Ace Trappola: Ace is the first person y/n saw this morning “hey y/n what's with that face?” Ace teased as she got closer before he could say anything else y/n wrapped her arms around his torso his face slowly turned red as he stood there shocked he wasn't expecting a hug he expected a punch to the shoulder like they do every morning before walking together to find the rest of the group. As quick as he became shocked is as quick it turned to cocky. “Oh couldn't keep your hands to yourself” he teased as he hugged her back before she huffed and pushed him away making him laugh before walking away. “Wait no come back!” he laughed as he followed behind her.
Deuce Spade: Deuce was running a bit late this morning but he soon caught up with y/n, grim and ace. “Sorry i’m late-” Deuce was cut off by y/n hugging him. He stood there frozen for a good minute before he hugged her and held her gently as if she was made of glass. “Deuce why you making such a ugly face man” ace and grim laughed making Deuce snap out of the wonderful moment “oi shove off!” he yelled at them while covering y/n's ears. Ace and grim looked at each other before they started mocking deuce, which ended in deuce gently pulling away from y/n, and charging after the two. Y/n just smiled, and shock her head before walking towards class and on the way maybe find her next huggable victim.
Jack Howl: Now since Jack is a beast man his senses are higher so sneaking up on him would be a little bit hard but not impossible, (but that's not going to happen this time) Jack was standing in the normal meeting spot near the fountain and his ears perked up when he heard grim and aces screams. He watched unamused as Ace, grim and deuce ran past him. Y/n stood beside jack as they watched ace and grim avoid a angry deuce, “‘sigh’ a normal monday'' Jack sighed looking down at y/n only to see her smiling up at him before hugging him, Jacks tail started wagging very quickly it looked like it could make a tiny tornado. Y/n could see Jack's face was very red “what is this for?” Jack asked, trying to act serious y/n shrugged and let go of him, which he patted her head gently in return before they went to follow the troublemakers.
Epel Felmier: He will try to fight because he doesn't want to be seen as cute, Epel meet the four near the cafeteria y/n walked up to him first and hugged him from behind making freeze up and raise his fist before looking over to see y/n hugging him “you all right?” was his first question, He liked the hug but he thought something was wrong. “Nothing wrong, i just wanted a hug” y/n said letting him go he turned around before hugging her back. Y/n smiled and hugged him again before epel dragged her into the cafeteria since everyone else already went in.
Sebek Zigvolt: We all know Sebek he yells (his words he just talks loudly) but now he is silent. Sebek was waiting outside Treins classroom for his friends he rarely eats breakfast with them; he wants to be near mallues at all times, from the corner of his eye he saw all six walking up to him. “ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED-” sebek stopped mid shout and froze as he felt y/n hug him, everyone was ready for him to start shouting louder. Sebek slowly looked down at his friend before he brought his left hand up to the back of her head and patted it “ let's get to class” he said normally everyone looked at him in shock making him gently push y/n away before he walked into the classroom. Everyone slowly followed in after him y/n was worried she broke him because he was silent the entire lesson. “Sebek i’m sorry-” y/n started as she chased after sebek after class before he turned to look at her “ you did nothing wrong it felt nice thank you” he bowed everyone was still shocked at this and grim smirked “ aww look sebek is a softie” grim teased making sebek shot back up “THIS SOFTIE WILL END YOU!” sebek yelled with a red face, everyone covered their ears but laughed he was back to his normal self at least.
Ortho Shroud: HUG!THIS!BOY! (i wanna hug him! And squeeze him!) Ortho was excitedly looking for his friends “Ortho!!” y/n shouted as she ran towards her little robot friend, Ortho turned when he heard his name only to be wrapped into a warm hug, making him squeal as she swung him around as she held him in a tight hug. He loved hugs from people he cared for. “y/n! Your hugs are very warm, you should hug my brother too!” the boy happily stated
Scarabia Finale
man whatever the opposite of artblock is, thats whats going on with me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALLEUS DRACONIA ONE OF THE TOP MAGICIANS OF TWISTED WONDERLAND DORM LEADER OF DIASOMNIA PRINCE OF THE FAE HEIR APPARENT TO THE THRONE OF THE VALLEY OF THORNS
Arlene's gym uniform (?)
Aka
Arlene will probably get herself and Grimm killed one day.
Nice
reposting this by itself since the other post kinda died
Ancient Magus Bride AU with Malleus x MC. This ended up working out better than I thought since Elias is literally the Thorn mage.
I may draw the other characters of Diasomnia at some point but I'm SUPPOSED to be working on charm designs for a group order this month soooooo lol (but the silkie/maid character is LITERALLY NAMED SILVER ITS TOO PERFECT)
Yuu inspired by odette from swan lake.
Sypnosis: where yuu was cursed in her old world to be a swan by day and a girl by night all for rejecting an angry old wizard, upon entering twisted wonderland she still has her curse but no other swan companions with her. She must try and brake the curse whilst struggling to attend a magic school (she’s kinda scared of everyone as they all are male wizards, and we know what happens with her last encounter with one)
Prologue
The sun was setting and dusk was making its short return before its sister night took over, out on a lake as clear as a gem on the royal crown, was a flock of swans all settling throughout the lake, sat in the middle surrounded by the others ever so still was one swan bigger and more beautiful then the rest, with feathers of pure white snow and a circlet with a singular gem sitting in the middle.
The swan lifted her gaze up to the setting sun making way for his sister the rising moon, her everlasting beauty shines upon the singular swan and the animal seemed to soak up her beautiful rays of light before the water that she sat on raised up surrounding her in a swirl of beautiful water magic before it dropped to reveal an ethereal girl standing on the waters surface taking in her own appearance. At the sight of her face and the touch of her hair a smile graced her face before she walked to the waters edge placing her feet on the wet sand of the shore.
The sound of horses and a carriage approaching caught the swan queen’s attention. Her head turned and saw a dark carriage descending upon her with horses that held a face she had never seen before on such animal. The carriage stopped in front of her and opened its door revealing a coffin, that was the last sight her newly human eyes saw before her back hit the shallow water and she entered the void.
NOTE: I just wanted to see how a swan attending NRC would be and now I have this, I wanna try and make yuu’s appearance as vague as possible so people can kinda imagine a self insert but I might make a few mistakes.
Somethings that yuu will be described to have is hair long enough to be styled in any way, be a white swan, sort of elegance to her, wearing a dress and circlet.
This will be following the plot of only having someone swear themself to her out of pure love be able to break the curse but thankfully no Odile and throwing ourself into lakes.
Im thinking of having Malleus or Leona maybe even Vil as the final love interest but I’ll need help for that decision so tell me who you think.
Yuu: Woooooow...
Yuu: I'm so disappointed in all of you.
Ace : What did we do!?
Yuu: Y'all actually forgot.
Yuu: I mean, my standards were none existent, but still.
Epel: What did they do now?
Grim: I didn't do anything, Henchman!
Yuu: I told y'all a week ago and you still forgot.
Deuce: I'm sorry, Prefect, but none of us know what you're talking about.
Yuu: It was my birthday yesterday.
*Silence*
Ace: What!?
Yuu: Yea, even Leona gave me a present and I'm pretty sure his ass was nowhere near me when I told y'all.
Yuu: Although it was just plain money, but godanm was it a lot.
Yuu: Oh, and Jack, Epel, and Sebek already gave me something yesterday.
Yuu: Anyway I'll see yall hoes later while you scram to get me a present or two.
Yuu, jogging off to hang out with faceless students who don't have any drama going on: Byeeeeeeeee!
Yuu: Y'know I hate you, right?
Ace: You've been telling me that since we've met... Why?
Yuu: I just thought you'd look really pretty with long hair.
Ace: Why are you telling me this?
Yuu: 'Cause, if you somehow got really long hair I'd give you a pretty pass to being an asshole. I gave Deuce one already, he's not an asshole but he is stupid which I hate just as much.
Ace:
Ace: I'll go look for some spells.
Yuu: Happy Christmas bitches!
Yuu: Now, I can't give any of ya'll shit 'cause I be broke.
Yuu: For that I'm sorry. But I sure as HELL expect presents.
Yuu: Now I'm gonna go and hang with Tsunataro while you all freak out about how you didn't get me anything but, at like, the end of the day you somehow get me something and I'm gonna have to act like it's the best present in the world while knowing some of ya'll didn't do nothin while the rich ones get me something that's expensive, or just plain money in Leona's case. Don't worry about it though Ruggie, we broke besties.
Yuu: Shit. I went on a whole monolouge.
Merry Christmas ya'll, and happy birthday to Karma.
Yuu: Yo, Azul!
Yuu: What kind of octopus are you?
Azul: Why..?
Yuu: I wish to know how edible you are.
Twst incorrect quotes #11
Cater: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Cater: My Magicam banner photo is a landscape.
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Yuu: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Crowley: Oh, well now that’s not fair Yuu. Have you met all of them?
Yuu: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards! You're a perfect example.
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*Yuu talking about their world*
Yuu: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn.
Yuu: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live there.
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Azul, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Idia: ....That’s a gecko—
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*Yuu walking into the dorm leaders meeting*
Yuu: Sorry I'm late.
Yuu: I was doing…
Yuu: Stuff.
Azul: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Twst incorrect quotes #10
Cater: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars…
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Yuu: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Yuu: I need my socks.
Yuu: I only have 3 pairs.
Yuu: How the fuck did I lose them.
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Yuu: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Twisted Wonderland, when (favorite character) jumped out of my phone! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.
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*Another overblot happens*
Yuu: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Yuu and Ruggie: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.
Twst incorrect quotes #09
Yuu: You have gone to far. You have captured me. Enslaved your whole dorm. Lied and manipulated me since the very beginning. All that I could forgive. But Jamil…
Jamil: What?
Yuu: A hoodie in this heat?
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Azul: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Or
Yuu to Crowley: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Rook: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Vil*
Vil: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I have a MUCH elegant posture, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Yuu: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a fistfight with a student tryna start some shit*
Yuu: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
Twst incorrect quotes #08
Epel: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Deuce: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Kalim: I can't believe you've done this.....
Yuu: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Kalim, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON!
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*First years talking about past crushes*
Deuce: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Ace: What the hell do you do?
Deuce: I die? What kinda question…
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Yuu: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.
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Cater: °sapnu puaS
Azul: What??
Lilia: What language is that.
Cater: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Cater was removed from the group chat*
Twst incorrect quotes#07
Ace: Alright Deuce, Epel. Let's go over this one more time.
Ace: If something breaks?
Deuce: We try to fix it before Yuu gets home.
Ace: If it doesn't work?
Epel: We blame Grim.
Grim: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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Vargus: Why are you like this??
Yuu: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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Kalim: I'm cold.
Jamil: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Ace: I'm cold.
Yuu: I can't control the fuckin' weather, Ace.
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Riddle: How was your day, Ace?
Ace: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
Riddle: Oh? And what does that mean?
Ace: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.
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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*
Vil: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Lilia: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
Jamil: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*
Epel: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
Floyd: *is the reason they're crying*
Yuu: *enjoys in silence*
Twst quotes #06
Grim: Do you ever think? Because I don't.
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Yuu: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
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Yuu, on the phone: So no head?
Yuu: *Breaks Crowley's phone and mask*
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Ace, dangling from a rope over a pit of fire: Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Deuce:Yes?
Ace: We're in too deep.
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Yuu: If I die you can have what little I own.
Jamil: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Yuu: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Jamil:
Jamil: *Sighs* Let me call Professor Crewel.
Twst quotes #05
Yuu: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Ace: Not it!
Deuce: Not it!
Grim: Not it!
Yuu: … None of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
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Yuu: ARE YOU-
Ace: Fucking.
Yuu: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Ace: Fucking.
Yuu: IDIOT!
Leona: … What was that?
Ace: Crewel banned Yuu from swearing, so I'm helping them out.
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Ace: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Kalim…
Yuu: As you should be.
Ace: No, for real, he's just really-
Yuu:As. You. Should. Be.
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Ruggie: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog…
Leona: What's updog?
Ruggie: Jack! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Yuu, grinning: I have acquired a knife!
Crewel: Put it down Yuu.
Yuu: You have magic! I have knife. Fair trade! *sprints away*
Twst quotes #04
Yuu: In terms of money, we have no money.
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Cater: Croissants: dropped.
Kalim: Road: works ahead.
Floyd: BBQ sauce: on my titties.
Idia: Shavacado: fre.
Yuu: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.
Leona:
Leona: … I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Ace: Can you see it? Where Yuu slapped me?
Deuce: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Sebek: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Jack: A palm reader could tell Yuu's future by looking at your face.
Epel: The phrase "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Ace: A simple "Yes" would work.
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Idia: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Grim will and will not eat.
Yuu: Grass? Yes!
Idia: Moss? Yes!!
Yuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Idia: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Yuu: Worms? Sometimes!
Idia: Normal rocks? Usually nah.
Yuu: Twigs? Usually!
Idia: Lilia's cooking? Inconclusive!
Azul: How did you… test this?
Idia: You just hand him stuff and say "Eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.
Azul: … I don't know how to feel about this.
Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Crowley: I still don't have a new year's resolution.
Crewel: You could take care of the overblots.
Yuu: You can get me home.
Sam: Don't be such a bitch.
Crowley: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Twst quotes #03
Kalim: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Deuce: Good morning.
Epel: Good morning.
Jack: Good morning.
Crewel: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Ace: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Grim: Thanks for not telling Yuu what happened.
Trey, Dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Jamil: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Epel: What?
Jamil: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Yuu: You three explain right now!
Ace: It was Grim.
Deuce: It was Grim.
Epel: It was Grim.
Grim:
Grim: … Fuck.
Twst quotes #02
Yuu: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Azul: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Azul: Would you like me to tutor you?
Idia: That was smooth.
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Yuu: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Vil: What’s up your ass this morning!
Malleus: *walks in* ...Hey.
Vil: Hmm… nevermind.
Yuu: WAIT NO!
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Yuu: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Jamil: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Yuu: Yes.
Jamil: I'd sleep.
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Yuu: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Eliza: I just wanna fucking marry Idia!!
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*playing twister*
Azul: Right hand red.
Kalim: *ends up on top of Jamil*
Jamil: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Yuu: We stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Overblot!Yuu. Just OB!Yuu brainrot
Let's say this is after chapter 7 and Malleus already overbloted so he doesn't have that much control over his magic as he did before.
Cause if he did OB!Yuu would be out almost immediately.
The way OB!yuu overblots is because they're constantly under so much stress (we all knew that tho).
They're constantly in a state where they're zoned out which is why they almost never talk and constantly helping others 'cause they want to distract themself.
That's why they don't cut off the people that have wronged them multiple times.
The reason they stay in NRC is because something's always going on and they don't have to think about their situation.
So when they're left alone for too long they start thinking.
OB!Yuu finally grasps the horrible reality of their situation when they're in Ramshackle all by themselves.
When OB!Yuu overblots they look like a mix between a circus performer and the ringleader of a circus.
Their weapon's a whip.
The blot monster behind them resembles The Horned King from "The Black Cauldron".
OB!Yuu has a vast army under them, which includes the troll-like Creeper, the hunters of Annuvin, the draconic Gwythaints, and, obviously, the Cauldron Born.
OB!Yuu would have increased strength and be able to teleport.
OB!Yuu is really cruel to all the boys (Just look at clips of The Horned King but imagine that but also with verbal abuse).
Especially Grim and Adeuce.
They practically put OB!Yuu through hell since their first day in NRC.
Since OB!Yuu doesn't have magic the blot would suck on their life force until they die.
If/when OB!Yuu is finally defeated everyone is tired and in shock.
They never knew OB!Yuu hated them so much! If at all.
Although the constant complains about the head mage and wanting to go home made sense. They had had been in Twisted Wonderland for almost a year now after all.
When OB!Yuu wakes up people try being nicer to them, especially Grim, but OB!Yuu ignores them and is openly distasteful to all of them (maybe besides Jack and Trey).
OB!Yuu skips classes to look in the library for ways home since Crowley obviously isn't doing it.
They also sleep in the library and completely stop feeding Grim since they know the boys will take care of him (plus I'm pretty sure the Mc almost never eats since they're always buying tuna for Grim).
When they can't find anything in NRC they reach out to RSA who are happy to help.
Making OB!Yuu permanently leave NRC.
RSA very quicly finds OB!Yuu a home 'cause there are simaler spells. And after finding OB!Yuu a way home they thank RSA, probably crying, and leave.
When the boys at NRC decide to finally get OB!Yuu they discover theyre gone and sadness ensues.
Twist quotes #01
FIRST YEARS' REACTIONS TO BEING TOLD "I LOVE YOU"
Ace: Thanks fam!
Yuu: Oh no…
Jack: *cries* I love you too.
Epel: Sounds fake, but ok.
Deuce: *a flustered mess*
Sebek: Can I get a refund?
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Deuce: Wait. Where's Epel? He loves *insert twst's version of dungeons and dragons*
Ace: I thought you invited him.
Jack: I thought Sebek invited him.
Sebek: "I thought Sebek invited him"
Sebek: The only person I'll ever invite is Malleus-sama.
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Ace: So, Duece is late today. Wanna bet why?
Ace: I say he somehow slipped through a grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.
Yuu: I bet 50 madol his alarm didn't go off or he was in line at the cafeteria.
Jack: Take this more seriously! He was clearly taken in his sleep!
Sebek: I bet he tucked himself in bed too tightly and got stuck.
Epel: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's more interesting..?
*Deuce finally arrives*
Deuce: Sorry I'm late, there was a problem in the cafeteria.
Yuu clapping excitedly: YES! Now hand 'em over bitches!
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Epel: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Sebek: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Jack: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Ace: I have a piece of graphite in my leg 'cause I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in first grade.
Deuce: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and pulled it in my hand so I got a bad burn.
Yuu: I have emotional scars.
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Jack to the first years: I'd die for you guys.
Sebek: Then perish.
Ace: You will.
Deuce: please don't.
Epel: Cool.
Yuu: I'd die for you first.
HE GOT SLAYED 😭
Riddle: And you! You don't even have any magic! What kind of failures must your parents be?
MC: I can confidently say that if I came home with a failing grade, my mom would still love me. Can you?
Eliza haha hey.... 💍 marry me
What if Mc is a female during the wedding event and attempt to propose to the ghost bride:
Female mc: Your highness, I understand that I am a girl and you’ve found your perfect prince, but I can assured that I am way better than these… Fine gentlemen. *Proceeds to list how she is better than any men in school*
Eliza: ...
Eliza: I think I like girls now
Female mc, who didn't think it would work: Eh?
Twst boys: H U H
Mailos' new fancy panties. Scar themed for Leona to enjoy (or to cringe/laugh at, but ultimately enjoy).
It is simple, nothing over the top nsfw, but it is still censored.
:If nsfw makes you uncomfortable please don't click more.:
I like to imagine when Mailo is older he grows his hair out and dresses more fancy.
Forgot to post some wholesome stuff.
:AFTER MAIN STORY EVENTS:
Floyd and Mailo just cuddling and being cute.