Tumblr Sexyman - Blog Posts

I fucking swear, the moment I saw Roquefort transform into a wolf, my furry ass went AWOOGA! I heckin’ screamed “DADDY?!😩💕”  Asdjfjfkjjfkfhhh I’m such a simp for him. Grrrahhhh! \(  >//w//<)/ ♡

Look at the insane cutscenes of this game i played today

please let sans win (old undertale fan)

ya boy can do maths. SO I DID THEM!!

The time remaining is 21 hours and 55 minutes

Ingo has 61.5 % and reigen has 38.5.

61,5% of 314 votes is

61,5 : 100 = 0,615

0,615 X 314 is 193,725

193,725 ≈ 194

314 - 194 = 120.

120 people votes for reigen

194 -120 = 74

We need 75 people to vote for reigen in 21 hours if we want him to win. ( if we dont count ingo getting votes)

That would mean 4 people have to vote for him every hour.

See kiddos math IS important. You need it to calculate your fave's chances at winning tumblr sexyman 🔥

the real reason why ppl aren't voting for reigen is because they don't want another queen to die 😞💔

Why YOU should vote reigen for Tumblr sexyman 2025 !! 😼

1. This man is absolutely worthless. He can't do shit. He's probably horrible at sex and he is useless as fuck

2. He has a son. He actually really needs the work promo, more people will visit spirits 'n such if you vote for him and that means his beautiful adorable son might get a raise 🫶🫶(probably not) But he WILL be able to buy more ramen for him.

3. He gives absolute peak life advice 🙏(despite not having his own shit together) thanks to this guy the world kept spinning (NOT CLICKBAIT1!1!1!1) He solved the mysteries of gravity falls and fought with the dinosaurs from jurassic park. He also won 8 food eating contests and stopped he world from exploding 19 times.

4. He LIES all the fucking TIME seriously this man's job is made put of lies, how he got a son is because of lying. This man cannot stop lying but it's okay 💕 (he can go to hell /aff)

5. He's SWEATY as FUCK like why is this man sweating 24/7 HELLO?He can CROSSDRESS yeah that's right😼 get yourselves a man who can do BOTH 🔥🔥 this diva ate up that woman look so hard he got security called on his ass

6. The most pathetic ass man you'll witness ever. He's so pathetic bro ongg 😭😭🙏🙏

7. He has porn mail for some fucking reason fucking gooner 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 /aff

8. Got cancelled for being a fucking liar🙏

9. Has NO friends. Like at all whos this lonely ass man bro's only friend is a 14 y/o ongg +ppl forgot his bday 😭😭

10. Fixed serizawa 😼🔥 like actually he gave him a job, haircut, suit. Also they literally match guys they're so married and stuff 🙏🙏

11. If you vote for him his son will be proud of him

12. HOMOSEXUAL ASFFFF you could literally ship this man with so many (adult) male characters like wtf u so gay for homie. He sucks dick istg

13. He's my shayla like actually hes so sigma sigma boy ongg

14. He's 28 and a dilf

15. BIG FAT ASSSSSS holy shit dudes his ass is SO FAT its absolutely badonkers. Like no fucking way dude WHY is it so big. Wtf you need those big cheeks for bro. Very spankable though 10/10

16. has no rizz. Absolutely no game. Useless as hell. will die alone

17. think of the fan art guys ☹️☹️.likemomg

18. The fans are so normal 🥰 can as a fan myself I can confirm that's why I'm writing this because I'm so normal.

19.If you vote for him and comment with a red apple emoji I'll follow you and like some of ur posts and I'll also spin a wheel and make fanart for one of you ☹️😭🙏🙏 please im desperate

20. Absolute ass posture who tje hell stands like that 24/7 man get your posture fixed (totally not exaggerated picture below )

21. He has SALT🔥🔥🔥

22. His plushies are getting horribly abused on amazon please save him (hurt him more)

23. Reread till you finally agree to vote for reigen 🔥🙏

24. Reread number 19 🙏

GUST PLEASE VOTE FOR REIGEN SLLSLSLSLSLPSPSLSLPS.I JIST WANT HOM TO WIN LLSPLSPPSLSLSL

I DONT USUALLY REPOST BUT GIYS PLEASEPLEPAPLSLSLLSLSLALLSLLALSLS VOTE FOR REIGEN PLSPLSPSLSPSPSLLSLSPSLLSPSLALSPPSLSLSLSLLSLSLSPSLLAPALSLSPPSLSPSPSLALSPSPSLSPPSLLSLSPSPSLSLSPLSLSPSPSPSLPSPSPSLLSLSPPAPSLSLLSLSPSPPS 🫶🫶🫶

VERY NICE JOB! I will never grow tired of looking at this!

He could munch munch munch munch munch on me anytime

munch munch munch munch munch

Not mine, but great job on your very first edit!!!!!! I love it!!!!

@rainy-dazie great job!

FIRST EVER EDIT!!

I'm super excited about this, it came out just as I wanted it to!! <3

💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

(cross posted on my TikTok: rainy_dazie)

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Song is: Rollin' (air raid vehicle)-limp bizkit

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OML HE IS PERFECT! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

Yes. He is everything you could hope for ❤

milkman bbg pose for you guys to signal my return to tumblr <33

i return with a little onceler closet cosplay 😻 genderbent version? you can't see my face so i guess that part isn't obvious 🥴🥴 i got the background on pinterest but idk who to credit t_t

imagine me while reading fanfics 😩 JKJK

Why does all this crap about Tumblr's sexyman showed in my fyps only not.. whu so late..

So...did u get deja vu?

"Everybody needs a Thneed!"

I was just sketching for fun a few days ago when I drew this little Once-ler. I feel like recently I've been trying really hard to have my art look a certain way (less cutesy, slightly more mature, more gentle, etc). So it was nice to just draw something (this Once-ler) the way my hand just naturally wants to draw. This is the same way I drew my Once-lers when me and my friend Monique did our drawing game.

I love this style dearly but I still can't help but feel the need to draw less cutesy sometimes. I've honestly been feeling very artistically insecure recently and have been trying to learn so many drawing techniques at once that I feel like I don't remember how to draw at the moment.

A new challenger approaches

didn't see anyone do this yet

I can’t wait for when Trump dies in the next three years because of the tumblr sexy man poll of 2028

Congratulations Stanley! I love him very much

DONT LEAVE ME MICHEAL !!

hey chat, it’s been a while.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BTW 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪🩷💜💙🎀 anyways i’m bi.

so where were we, right. uh so i’m have some trouble writing and figuring out what to write about. So erm i might do a poll (if i can figure out how to do that) and js see what kind of content u guys want. (i’m too much of a pussy to do shut in ny own cause i need praise.) so uh yeah !!

I need Turbo to win He's got to have one win and it would be so funny-

Hello tumblr I'm back

Uncolored under the cut

The characters are my ocs the first one is Mort, the other ones are Vincent and William

I don't do digital art much, I got a tablet a while ago and never used it, but now I'm trying to. I'm also trying to post more, so we will see. Hope you enjoy the art. Have a good day or night [: don't die.

I MEAN I GET THE APPEAL OF ONCELER BUT HOW DID LOKI LOSE TO HIM?? IT WAS SO CLOSE TOO

No hate to onceler fans !! 💚

Cringetober day 1-9 ^3^

Caine when he snorted a suitcase of coke

Happy to draw crazy teeth man

Also click for a better quality

DNAG THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES WHAT THE HECHT

cooking smth

Please my starscream comrades

Starscream please,

Starscream ples

Please, starscream

Starscrem

Please

Im begging

huh.

Im not even surprised at this point tbh

He should be a Tumblr sexy man

i need to see something

Happy One Year Anniversary to Sans Undertale being the #1 Tumblr Sexyman and accidentally killing the Queen of England