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The Lorax - Blog Posts
Hello, everybody. Thanks for coming. I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. And I'd like to say a few words, if you please. Regarding the story that you're about to see it actually happened. Just take it from me. But there's more to this story than what's on the page, so please pay attention while I set the stage. We open in Thneedville, a city they say that was plastic and fake, and they liked it that way! A town without nature, not one living tree. So, what happened to them? Cue the music! Let's see. Buzz. Buzz. In Thneedville, it's a brand new dawn With brand new cars and houses and lawns Here in Got-all-that-we-need-ville In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees Each one is made in factories And uses 96 batteries In Thneedville, the air's not so clean So we buy it fresh It comes out this machine! In Satisfaction's- guaranteed-ville In Thneedville, we don't want to know Where the smog and trash and chemicals go I just went swimming, and now I glow In Thneedville, we have fun year round We surf and snowboard right in town We thank the Lord for all we've got Including this brand new parking lot! Parking lot! Oh, look, it's Aloysius O'Hare Aloysius O'Hare The man who found a way to sell air And became a zillionaire Hip-hip-hooray! In Thneedville, we love living this way It's like living in paradise It's perfect! And that's how it will stay Oh, yeah! Here in Love-the-life-we-lead-ville Destined-to-succeed-ville We-are-all-agreed-ville We love it here in... Thneedville! Yes! Oh, hi, Ted. Oh, hey, Audrey. Hi. Did your ball land in my backyard again? What? No. A model airplane, this time. Hey, do you want to see something cool? Come on. Whoa! Did you... Did you paint this? Do you like it? What? Are you kidding? This is amazing! What are those? Those are trees. Real ones. They used to grow all around here. And people said that the touch of their tufts was softer than anything, even silk. And they smelled like butterfly milk! Wow! What does that even mean? I know, right? Oh, yeah. What I want more than anything in the whole world is to see a real living tree growing in my backyard. So if, say... I'm just thinking out loud here. If a guy somehow got you one... I'd probably marry him on the spot. I bet that sounds crazy. Does that sound crazy? No! Not crazy. Not crazy at all. Ted, honey, don't play with your food. You, either, Mom. So, Mom, do you happen to know if there's any place where I could get a real tree? Ted, we already have a tree. It's the latest model. Yeah, but I mean a real one that grows out of the ground or whatever. You know, a real tree. Really? You would rather have some dirty, messy lump of wood that just sticks out of the ground? And it does what? I don't even know what it does. What's its purpose? Look at what we've got. It's the Oak-amatic. The only tree with its own remote. Summer, autumn, winter, and disco! Mom? Come on, Ted. Get into it. Dance with the tree. Oh, it hurts, Mom. Please stop. So, anyway... Let's just say I need a tree. Where would I go? What do I do? Then you know what? You need to find the Once-ler. The what? Mom, it's not really the time for one of your magical fables, okay? That's right, I forgot. I'm old and can't even remember to put my teeth in. Stand down. That's not what I meant. No, really, I forgot my teeth. Would you be a dear and go get them for me? Sure, Mom. Okay, here's the deal. The Once-ler is the man who knows what happened to the trees. You want one, you need to find him. The Once-ler? Mmm-hmm. Okay. Grammy, is this a real thing that we're talking about now? Oh, he's real all right. Well, where can I find him? Far outside of town where the grass never grows and the wind smells slow and sour when it blows. And no birds ever sing, excepting old crows. Quit doing that. That's the place where the Once-ler lives. Wait, outside of town? People used to say if you brought him 15 cents, a nail and the shell of a great, great, great grandfather snail, he would tell you everything. Hmm. Mr. O'Hare, what we've got for you is something that is going to take O'Hare Air to the next lev
I fear you too late anon, I already have the entire Lorax script downloaded as a PDF on my school account that I used to distribute to anyone back in the day for those willing to pay the price.
What’s it like being with the one slur?
It is absolutely amazing! He makes us pancakes, and they are soooo good. When we have movie night, he says no to horror movies because he's a scaredy-cat. If the movie is a horror movie, he screams and snuggles against me. He also can sing, and play the electric guitar really well. Our life has been pretty peaceful and he is the best husband I could have asked for!
FRFRFR
I will not apologise for it.
STOP THE DEONCELERIZATION!
Please go back in time! We need to bring back the onceler to tumblr. At least just for a little while while twitter wants to come back just so they won't be able to. Show them the chaotic side of tumblr that once was the onceler. Please thornville high, come back to thneedville! Camp Weehawken return to us! We need you, all of you!
Thank you so much for tagging me!
The song that I listened to most recently is Biggering
I am currently watching the Lorax (2012) and Kickin It
My current read is City of Nightmares
My current obsessions are The Once-ler (Lorax 2012), Greed-ler (2012), Billy Batson (Shazam), and Freddy (Shazam), Billy Loomis (Scream), Stu Macher(Scream), Ethan Landry (Scream VI), Randy Meeks (Scream), and Tony Stark (Iron Man)
PASS IT ON
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I waa tagged by the talented @defiledcinephile! Thanks again♡♡
Last song: https://youtu.be/Fg2DxNpWcg0 metamorphosis- slowed instrumental (link provided cuz i have zero shame lol!)
Currently watching: Taskmaster, random cdramas when the mood hits me, Due to watch series 2 of The Cleaner and also planning a rewatch of House MD because my current fixation seems to be men named Greg. May start Succession soon because of its Greg too 🥴🥴
Currently reading: I promise I love reading but haven't had a minute spare to read much fiction beyond a few tasteful fics before bed and a few pages of Stephen King's IT. Outside of those I've started reading some textbooks and research notes🥲
Current obsession: Do I have the time to list them all??? Top picks from my possibly Adhd brain: Taskmaster, Greg Davies(carnally), Alex Horne (in a purely scientific way), House M.D (in the year of our Lord 2023 which has me shook beyond all reason. Pal of mine and I were OBSESSED in our youth and then fell off. Now I'm back on the wagon with fresh queer eyes), vintage artstyles and fashion (due to my studies), recipes and cooking, environmental rights, sustainability, memes, cdramas, programming and design. (there's actually more but I need to stop lol)
tagging (in no particular order)
@sweatshirtboobs
@pandaroboto
@qatos
@s1utspeare
@thatgordongirl
@titioosstuff
@ilovemesomevincentprice
@aninfinitedealofnothing
@finns-arm-is-mint
@dameofdeath
@irisbleufic
@theoncelerswifearoo
@lyndacartercosplayer
If you've been tagged before/can't be arsed to, feel free to skip as this is all in good fun!
Reblog for those of you that do believe we need more stories!
If you have written one, or are working on one, pls, pls, tag me so that I can read it!
THANK YOU!!!!
Ngl I expected there to be more Once-ler X Readers on here.
We need more people. If anyone makes more please tag me in them! I would love to read them:)
Thank you @love-from-the-other-side and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!
THANK YOU ALL! I ❤ all of you who made this happen!
Oncie or Greed?
Greed for sure. Even tho he did cause animal endangerment. His outfit is so amazing! With the electric guitar, oh he's got my heart alright, lol
I realized that u followed me and I just wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH ❤️ ur the first person that’s not a bot to follow me :D
Oh. Well, you are very welcome! I'm glad that I am your first follower! And am honored! Thank you if you are following me and giving my posts a like! I rlly appreciate it!!!! ❤❤❤❤
VERY NICE JOB! I will never grow tired of looking at this!
He could munch munch munch munch munch on me anytime
munch munch munch munch munch
Oncie or Greed?
Greed for sure. Even tho he did cause animal endangerment. His outfit is so amazing! With the electric guitar, oh he's got my heart alright, lol
The songs that are most listened to on my Spotify Playlist, lol
Thank you @n4rc and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!
I am so grateful! I have no words except "thank you"! That's all I can say!
The Lorax update
GUYS WE DID NOT WATCH IT ENOUGH! THE LAST DAY TO WATCH IT ON NETFLIX IS AUGUST 1
I'm sobbing rn: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️URGENT⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
WE NEED TO SAVE THE LORAX (2012) FROM BEING REMOVED FROM NETFLIX!!!!!!
Everyone needs to start watching the Lorax on Netflix like crazy!
Reblog and repost this to keep the chain going!
Not mine, but great job on your very first edit!!!!!! I love it!!!!
@rainy-dazie great job!
FIRST EVER EDIT!!
I'm super excited about this, it came out just as I wanted it to!! <3
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(cross posted on my TikTok: rainy_dazie)
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Song is: Rollin' (air raid vehicle)-limp bizkit
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OML HE IS PERFECT! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Yes. He is everything you could hope for ❤
⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️URGENT⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
WE NEED TO SAVE THE LORAX (2012) FROM BEING REMOVED FROM NETFLIX!!!!!!
Everyone needs to start watching the Lorax on Netflix like crazy!
Reblog and repost this to keep the chain going!
UPDATE ON THE LORAX
WE DID NOT SAVE IT FROM BEING TAKEN OFF NETFLIX
The last day to watch it is August 1st
TRF | Peaceful Life
Like an accidentally picked baby truffula :^)
AHHHHHHH
He's soooo fine!!!!!!!
i don’t understand why people don’t get the onceler fandom,,, we’re not the ones that made him sexy and submissive illumination was 😻
commissions are now open, please message me if you're interested! i'll do base edits for plenty of cartoons
i return with a little onceler closet cosplay 😻 genderbent version? you can't see my face so i guess that part isn't obvious 🥴🥴 i got the background on pinterest but idk who to credit t_t
imagine me while reading fanfics 😩 JKJK
here’s my oc for my lorax twiceler au! this is like her assistant outfit, but i’ll have a seperate one for her other job (this definitely isn’t just me 🤭) i’m just gonna call her sorialice, that’s not my name but that’s what i go by online so :D maybe sorialice funce-ler?
guys i’m doing it i’m making a onceler au 😻😻 i’m gonna call him the twiceler! (let me know if you happen to have that name for yours but i didn’t see it on the list so i snatched it) my idea is that he’s like in the movie but before all the trees are gone he listens to the lorax decides to hire people to collect to remaining seeds and replant so he can continue biggering the business. he’s called the twiceler because he gets a second chance here for the company! i’ll be drawing a planter oc for this soon ^^ ik i didn’t change up his look too much but i made him just a bit fancier since the company doesn’t fail in my au