Supervillain - Blog Posts

I am MEGA-MILKSHAKE! My powers include transporting others to my yard and giving puny humans brain freezes! All shall bow before me! Muhahahaha!

reblog with your ihop supervillain name

So you've heard of queer-coded villains, but have you heard of...

...villains who don't sit correctly? Evil executives who sit criss-cross applesauce in their oversized chairs, waiting for a protagonist to walk into their office so they can dramatically spin around? Monarchs who put thousands to death as they sit on the armrests of their skeletal thrones? Mad scientists who perform inhumane experiments, build bombs and sit on the headrests of cheap plastic chairs without a care in the world? Why? Because people who don't care about about manners or other people aren't going to let anyone else tell them what they can and cannot do.

Prompt #93

Living a normal life with a boring desk job when literally your whole family (mother, father, siblings and even your spouse) are supervillains is not that easy...

Prompt #91

You are the child of a supervillain.

Now you have been kidnapped with a group of civilians by another villain.

Well, your parent will be furious.

Prompt #81

When the hero finds out, that the supervillain is just a teenager and an orphan, they adopt the villain.

The villain is not happy about this (but maybe one day they will be).

Prompt #77

When a supervillain gets amnesia because of a car crash, they forget everything about the past twenty years. Therefore, they don’t remember getting powers and becoming a villain. And since no one knows the villain’s secret identity, nobody comes looking for them.

So they live a normal life until they rediscover their powers one day. That day they decide to become a superhero.

Things get complicated, when the new superhero starts to remember their past...

Prompt #76

Two ex-archenemies meet again years after they both retired from the superhero/ supervillain business and actually get along quiet well.

Prompt #75:

Supervillain: „Welcome to this job interview. As you may have heard, my archenemy recently retired. And that is why you are here. By the end of the day, one of you will be lucky enough, to call themself my new archenemy!“

Captured Superhero Number 1: „That is not how becoming archenemies works.“

The other captured heroes agree. The supervillain disagrees.

Prompt #36

You are the spouse of a superhero. Therefore, you get kidnapped by their archenemy quite often.

Your first kidnapping was terrifying.

After the third kidnapping you started talking to the villain (who is surprisingly polite).

Now you and the villain know quite a lot about each other. And you managed to convince them that handcuffs are really not necessary (the villain has superpowers, many security guards and your spouse will come for you sooner or later - so you are not stupid enough to try to flee on your own).

The superhero is very confused, when they come for your rescue and find you drinking tea with the supervillain.

Prompt #34

A supervillain and a superhero swap bodies because of some magical mishap during one of their fights. However, they both think that this is an ideal way to get some information about the other person’s plans, so they don’t tell anyone else.

But they are both horrible actors and therefore their hero-/villain-friends notice rather sooner than later, that something is amiss...

Prompt #31

You are a superhero. But you are also a psychologist.

Your two lifes collide, when your archenemy comes into your practice as a new patient. Of course you don’t know at first that it’s your archenemy because of secret identities. But as your patient they talk a lot to you, so you figure it out soon.

And, wow, they really have a lot of problems. Now you feel kind of bad for them...

Prompt #29

It‘s take your kid to work day. Therefore the supervillain decides to do something not as dangerous as what they normally do and instead takes their kid to rob a bakery.

It’s take your kid to work day. Therefore the superhero decides to do something not as dangerous as what they normally do and instead takes their kid to stop the robbing of a bakery.

Prompt #27

You are a supervillain in retirement. But when another villain destroyed your house and more importantly your precious garden (your flower-bed had been perfect) you have to act. And well, if saving the world is the only way to get your vengeance, then so be it.

Prompt #18

A story about the most feared Supervillain in the world, who somehow adopted a kid. It had been a total accident. The kid (now their kid) just had these hugh sad eyes. Puppy-eyes. The villain may be evil, but he is not a monster.

He didn’t mean to adopt a kid.

And then he adopted another child, because their kid had been so lonely and the villain never liked only-children (they were always so vain - kind of like the heroes).

The third child hadn’t been an accident. Because three is a lucky number, alright.

With the forth child the villain realized, that they might have a problem. But all these kids needed them and the villain somehow really likes being a parent.

The villain never meant to adopt a child - now he has adopted five little kids.

What is life like as a single parent of five and a secret identity as the most feared supervillain? Stressed. Definitely stressed.

Prompt #15

You have seen movies where people swap bodies with other (random) people. You have laughed at them. Somehow it isn’t that funny, when it happens to you in real life. Especially since you’re only 10 years old and you swapped body with a supervillain. With a supervillain that has just been captured by the heroes.

You just hope that the supervillain won’t get into too much trouble in your body...

Prompt #12

A supervillain and a superhero are fighting when suddenly the villain just stops.

„Hold on a minute, I gotta get this“, the villain sais. The hero stares incredulously as the villain gets out a smartphone and starts talking.

„I told you, to only call in emergencies.... I put your food in the fridge... How can you even break a mikrowave? - Wait hold on, I don’t really wanna know. Can you just order take out? ... Awesome, you know where the money is?... Good. I don’t exactly know when I will be home, but see you later, kiddo... Yes, love you. Bye.“

The villain hangs up and turns towards the very confused hero.

„So, where were we?“

Prompt #6:

The superhero takes care of the de-aged villain without knowing, that the cute little kid is his archenemy.

Or, the villain has to take care of a de-aged hero (after one of their untested magical weapons had a surprising effect), knowing well, that the bratty (but still kinda cute) kid is his archenemy.

Prompt #1:

You are from a family full of supervillains. So naturally they all want you to become a villain, too. Too bad, that you always wanted to be a hero.

That is, why you somehow ended up with two secret identities: One is a villain and one a hero. And maybe in the beginning it has been fun, but now you and your superhero-team have the assignment, to protect the newest super-weapon, while on the same time your family expect you to steal the weapon together with your sister.

Here's an Oc I made!!! She's a supervillain and her name is Heart Breaker. I wasn't sure on what her weapon should be, so I just went with fire swords.

Remembering that one time I made a supervillian in a wheelchair character cause like, cool character and no one in a superhero/villain discord would hear about him cause of the whole wheelchair thing. Let alone a hero to fight him xD

Tiring stuff

King Cobra: He/Him, superhero suit is made of a flexible material and had a pattern of a king Cobra, he had a cape and boots made of snake skin as well.

FrostBurn: He/She/They, suit is a pale blue with dark red accents. Dark black boots go to their knees. Will protect his son with her life.

The cities favorite “hero”, King Cobra, had taken the cities “villain”, FrostBurn, only child, Anthony. How King Cobra knew of his son was unknown. Much like FrostBurn’s heritage.

”Oh, look here, you’re child! He’s guilty of crimes, stealing, lying, battery-“ King Cobra was cut off by a livid FrostBurn.

“HE WAS AT SCHOOL!” FrostBurn shrieked, she was boiling with rage.

King Cobra covered his ears at her unearthly loud scream, a little uneasy. “Well.. How do you know that?”

This comment made FrostBurn chuckle. Laugh, sort of. It was.. odd. Awkward.. no, forced. Maybe malicious though. “Cause I’m the one that sent my Angel there.” They said, walking to King Cobra across the highway. His boots clacked against the pavement. She started growing a little taller. Their skin was getting more bluish-gray, ashy even. Leathery. Wings sprouted from his back, dark blue and purple. Her neck even grew a bit, moving at awkward angles. The fact it was closing into dusk didn’t help either. His eyes white white, and another, in the middle of his forehead, popped out. It was bright red with a shiny gold iris. Their pupils reformed into a reptilian-like appearance. Claws, yellowed from age and use, emerged from his hands. A slashing tail appeared, spiky and dangerous. The last touch before she reached her destination was that her head kinda just.. readjusted. She looked like an alien, a demon.

King Cobra gulped, hiding his fear. But his eyes betrayed him, being full of horror, tears and nonexistent courage. He opened his mouth as if to say something, before FrostBurn grabbed him by his neck with her long claws. “I know where he was because I see everything.” They reply in a dark, demonic voice. Staticky, perhaps. And unbearably loud.

King Cobra was losing breath, and Losing it fast. “T-take your son-“ he choked out before his head popped clean off, much to the horror and disgust of the entire city. Blood fell among her claws, but they didn’t care. He turned his head slowly and crookedly, looking at the people.

“who is next.” They ask, before his son comes running up and hugging her tall, dislocated in appearance legs.

You’re a villain, but you typically hold back. You’re into villainy for a quick robbery, or just some laughs. But not any more. Today is the day to show them that making you mad is a BAD idea.