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*drops these and scurries away*

sinner adam go brrrrrrrrrrr

Sinner! Adam is the first person to not mistake Alastor for a deer, change my mind

Adam: the fuck are you losers doing?

Angel: me ’n Charlie wanna know if playing deer alarm calls will make Bambi freak out

Adam: you’re wasting your time

Charlie: it’s worth a shot, and this could help us get to know Alastor better!

Adam: like, do whatever, I don’t give a shit, but at least do something relevant to elk or shit won’t happen

Charlie: that’s what we’re doing?

Adam: he’s an elk, bitch, not a deer, so deer calls won’t work

Angel, scoffing: yeah, ’cuz you’d know more about Alastor in six days than us in six months

Adam: uh, I fuckin’ would know! I named the animals, course I know the differences between ’em. That red edgelord is an elk!

Alastor, appearing behind Adam: *sips Zestial-style out of his ‘oh deer’ mug like the pun negates Adam’s point*

Adam, visibly unimpressed: *plays an elk bugle*

Alastor, becoming rapidly less congruent with reality as he grows building sized: *destroys a wall and loses his entire shit in a show of power that would scare Lucifer*

Adam, who fears not even God himself: ha! I was fucking right! Dick-fucking-master! Hey, why are you two running away? Sore losers!

2/2 [Part One]

Husk should know better than to argue with an idiot.

bonus

Adam, the very first idiot

Lmao, imagine Adam with a dress prancing around and everything

After watching "Encanto" again, I came up with a weird AU idea:

What if Sinner!Adam had the power of Chlorokinesis/Plant Manipulation? When he became a sinner, he gained this power because he was made from dirt and dust. However, he never actually used this power. In fact, nobody, including Adam himself, knew that he had Chlorokinesis/Plant Manipulation. Then, something happens—either Adam and Vaggie fight or Vaggie does something intentional/unintentional that pisses Adam off. Either way, Vaggie has to go to Adam's bedroom and apologize. Instead of actually making up, Vaggie and Adam argue again. Can't tell if this is in character or not.

Either way, Adam was so mad that he accidentally created Tiger Lilies. Vaggie, who didn't notice the tiger lilies, had just accepted defeat as there was no way to get this man to accept that it was both of their faults and just apologize, wanting to end this and move on with their day. But Adam was way too focused on the Tiger Lilies and kind of reverted back to his Eden personality as he wondered, "What else can I do?" Testing his power, Vaggie just wanted to end this, but later became more interested and wondered about his power.

Can't tell if this is a redemption moment or just a Vaggie and Adam moment, but this is just a thought. 🤷🏾‍♀️