Perry The Platypus - Blog Posts

It could be worse. It could be a panda in a fedora

Okay but imagine your nemesis being a platypus in a fedora

The betrayal

Phineas and Ferb - Season One - “It’s About Time”

Can't stop Doofenshmirtz while covered in dirt

Perry the Cleanpus

If Julieta Madrigal can heal anything, then why does Mirabel and Agustín use glasses?

Rare gif of Cas chosing Dean instead of heaven.

Agent P is joining Mishapocalypse 3.0.

Doctor Doofenshmirtz?

Me, creating a new chatacter:

"I'm scary! Fear me!"

My friend: "You nerd."

Tag yourself: Spooky, Scary, Skeletons

Spooky: Has a lot of energy, wants attention, oversized sweaters, drinks tea, always brings snacks - just in case! knows all the candy stores in the city, cries in stressful situations, needs a hug, is the master of pranks, steal others food, just wants validation, gives the best hugs, is both a dog and a cat person, wears onesies as often as possible.

Scary: Edgelord, “Then perish”, Goth, is a night person, sarcasm 24/7, challenges god to smite them, is done, dark colours,  Wears high boots, likes basic things ~ironicly~, black eyeliner and eyeshadow, needs a nap but never sleeps, reads ghost stories in the dark, candles light up their room,  wants to make people slightly scared by their presence.

Skeletons: Wants to socialise, is loud, dances in their room, dresses up for Halloween, cites poetry, always wear headphones, is easily exited,  a big nerd, has no impulse control, wants to eat all the time but cant (Because they are a skeleton), predicts the plot-twists, extroverted, accidentally spoils things, knows everything about their favourite band.

Aesthetic

October 🍁🕯️

Have you seen my fangs?

Tag yourself: Modern monsters.

Vampire: Black leather jackets and sunglasses, night owl, blood-red lipstick and black eye shadow, deep kisses, mysterious,  is a picky eater, intelligent and witty, buys old stuff for “the aesthetic”, wants to see the world, is a wine-person, can do a perfect snarl, eye-rolls at stupid people.

Werewolf: Long and colourfull nails, loves puppies, eat a lot of meat, playful, is athletic, protec and attac, can’t do math, is sweet and lovable, hoodies and running shoes,  loves to cuttle, always knows when the next full moon is.

Siren: Coloured hair, wears skirts and dresses, swims at night, shiny highlighter, doesn’t wear shoes, seduces people with her songs, eyes as deep as the ocean, shallow kisses, laughs at her own jokes, sings in the shower, likes the stars, collect crystals and seashells.

Zombie: Wears statement t-shirts, mixes food together, can’t do sports to save her life, knows all the memes, a fangirl TM, would lose her head if it weren’t attached to her body, pillow-forts and blankets, is very lazy.

Witch: Wears all black, magical symbols as tattoos, carries her potions in water-bottles, her house is full of plants, has a pet bird, loves the outdoors, grows her own greens, vegetarian, wears hats, scientific, cat-person.

Ghost: Is shy, cold colours, clothes that flow in the wind, sensitive, cries a lot, mostly stays at home, owns an ouija-board, want everyone to get along, pale, soft lipgloss, is always freezing, walks lightly, doodles on everything, stares through people, remember embarrassing things too often.

This is in my nightmares.

Halloween 👻🦇

I've tried to tell Phineas and Ferb that they shouldn't go to college ever since they were little. . .

Tag yourself: Conspiracy theories.

Tag yourself as these types of conspiracy theorists. If you relate to one of them you have to believe in that conspiracy - even if it is absolute nonsense. I’m sorry. I’m not a fan of it either but that is just how it has to be.

The moon landing was fake: Loves old movies, want to do research, drinks way too much coffee, makes collages, stays up all night, chocolate, fairy-lights, wears converse and denim jackets, drinks boba tea, vintage posters.

College is not free so that people will enlist in the military: Is a nerd, know-it-all, only talks when they have something to say,  thinks capitalism will be humanity’s downfall, just wants to take a nap, hopes memes will numb the pain, is probably right tbh.

Aliens build the pyramids: Thinks humans are lazy, loves space and history, wants to travel, stargazing, likes exodic foods, astronomy, wanted to go to the area 51 raid, takes aesthetically pleasing pictures of buildings, is an early bird.

Illuminati controls the world: Wants to be part of a friends group, is stubborn, wants to take down the government, covers their computer camera, wears leather jackets and sunglasses,  enjoys videogames,  buys pizza once a week.

The Lock Ness monster is real: Loves animals more than people, love mist, wants to go to the zoo, reads about dinosaurs, waterparks, likes walks in the evening, pets are the only friends you need, owns a million plants, loves rain. 

I think I'm a forest witch.

Types of witches.

Tag yourself.

Forest witch: She is friends with the forest animals, walks around with a lantern in the dark, her familiars scouts the forest for intruders, no sunlight can pass through the trees, fireflies light up the way for her, overgrown everything, stays up late to walk around the woods.

Swamp witch: Has a cape made of moss, mist crawls across the forest floor, she rises from the murky water, wants people to leave her alone, the vines seems to be alive around her, blends into the scenery, finds herbs and mushrooms for her potions.

Mountain witch: Lives in solitude, collects rocks, loves the clean mountain air, uses rainwater in her spells, wakes up early, hawks keep her company, reads the stars at night, lives in a stone hut, bathes in the waterfalls in the mornings, washes the sun rise and fall.

Village witch: Pretend to be doctor, wants to help people, makes amazing stew in her cauldron, is scared of fire, grows herbs in her garden, talks to ghosts in the graveyard, tries to keep her house clean but fails, has a black cat as a familiar.

Meadow witch: Lives in a cottage under a lonely tree, mist fills the air, no one can hide from her, let magical creatures stay in her house, people who walk into the meadow is never heard from again, the wind starts blowing when she appears in the distance, powerful magic.

Tag yourself: What kind of witch would you be? :) I’d probably be a Mountain Witch.

Perry is in Hogwarts, you just never noticed him in the books, because he misplaced his Hogwarts hat after 3 days. . .

Tag yourself: magical schools.

Hogwarts: Drinks tea, warm colour scheme, running in the fields with friends, going to the market, sneaking sweets to class, secret tunnels, slumber parties, sits in the windowsill while reading, prefer autumn.

Beaubatons: Loves small cafes, likes pastel colours, wears long jackets,  learns new languages, draws in their spare time, takes school seriously, cat person, old marble buildings, flowers everywhere, prefers spring.

Durmstrang: Goes to the gym, wears warm clothes, snowball fights with friends, drinks hot chocolate by the fire, stone halls and torches, cuddles with huskies in the livingroom, prefer winter.

Ilvermorny: Epic glow-ups, can make the best of a bad situation, loves vibrant colours, long-distance friends, denim jackets, likes baking, camping trips, owns a shelf full of vinyl records, prefers summer.

Reletable

Back to school Gothic

Everyone has a new look for this school year. They all look completely different. You don’t recognize anyone.

The blinds are always down, and you don’t know why.

Orientation has been rescheduled to the end of the year. No-one addresses that this could be an issue.

Every time you put something in your pencil case it disappears. To where you don’t know. You just know that it won’t come back.

All new students get called up to the principal, but no one remembers what they were told.

Even though none of the windows is open, crows still get into all the classrooms. When a crow sits on a student’s desk they go home and never returns.

There is only one club in the entire school. No-one is allowed to join and all information about it is “classified”

My squip is Doofenshmirtz.

Tag yourself: Musicals

Heathers: dark sense of humour, does calligraphy, falls in love quickly, just wants to survive high school, colourful clothes, gives pet-names, dates to 7/11, drinks beer.

Hamilton: ambitious, listens to rap, wants to make the world a better place, stands up for injustice, overachiever, majors in history, believes they could run the country better than the government, takes shots.

Phantom of the opera: hopeless romantic, listens to classical music, is sad, wears formal clothes to casual events, needs validation, theatre kidTM, loves dark colours, drinks wine.

Be more chill: knows all the memes, Is a weeb, listens to k-pop, needs someone to help them with math homework, loves their friends, voice cracks,  drinks mountain dew.

i was doing some drawing with my sister and so i drew baby perry with a hat and isabelle's bow. i'm still not confident in my hat drawing ability but it's better than some hats i've drawn.

i just like drawing human!perry it scratches some kinda itch

there was more of this comic w monogram being a dumbass to perry to cut thru the treacle but instead im just posting pure treacle

a rainbow loom platypus?

Perry the rainbow loom platypus???

Omg <3

Más dibujos de Darcy

A geology map ?

PERRY THE GEOLOGY MAP !!

Having POTS sucks but at least when I’m laying on my back in bed unable to get up because I just took a shower and my brain is fucked my chest feels flat

Also the ribbon is the same color as Perry the Platypus

All I need now is a fedora

Time to become a semi aquatic creature that can lay eggs and stand upright with a hat and find that evil scientist (and good dad) trying to take over the tri-state area :]

zeekayart, with the power of phonetic pronunciation of letters, and general art snobbery!

making good art and jokes, that's what

what am i doing

semiaquatic secret agent

[reupload cuz i'm stupid]

a first time had

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at this point i just enjoy drawing perry in his underwear

what if the phinbella kiss in across the 2nd dimension was a perryshmirtz kiss instead ~

[i once drew this scene back in 2020 and it has been living rent free in my mind ever since. so i redrew it yaay.]

Okay so i went through my notes and found this little snippet i wrote in like 2021 and its just. what. don't know what i was gonna use it for, but uh, i guess have a treat lmaoo

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Spring 2010

Suddenly Perry's watch went off. He sighed, letting go of Heinz's lips.

"You gotta answer?" Heinz asked, his hands still clenched to Perry's sides.

"What if it's important?" Perry signed. Heinz pouted, but then sighed as well.

"Yeah, alright," he reluctantly went along.

So Perry answered, an image of Major Monogram appearing on the tiny display.

"Agent P! What have you been doing, you're all sweaty! We can't send you on a mission like this! Have you been working out?"

Perry simply turned his wrist to show Heinz panting as well.

"Huh, Doof is already with you! Do you have the rest if your team hidden somewhere too?"

He simply turned his watch again, so the both of them were visible to the Major. He just let him take the scene in for a moment.

"Hi Francis." Heinz grinned.

Silence. Then Major Monogram almost choked on his own spit.

"Oh, great googly moogly! Didn't want to interrupt... that... Uhm, get ready when you’re done and… get here. Uhm. Monogram out."

The display turned its usual baby blue again. Heinz and Perry looked at each other for a moment, then broke out in laughter before going back to making out, still with a grin on their faces.