It Could Be Worse. It Could Be A Panda In A Fedora

The betrayal

Phineas and Ferb - Season One - “It’s About Time”

Reletable

Back to school Gothic

Everyone has a new look for this school year. They all look completely different. You don’t recognize anyone.

The blinds are always down, and you don’t know why.

Orientation has been rescheduled to the end of the year. No-one addresses that this could be an issue.

Every time you put something in your pencil case it disappears. To where you don’t know. You just know that it won’t come back.

All new students get called up to the principal, but no one remembers what they were told.

Even though none of the windows is open, crows still get into all the classrooms. When a crow sits on a student’s desk they go home and never returns.

There is only one club in the entire school. No-one is allowed to join and all information about it is “classified”

Doctor Doofenshmirtz?

This is in my nightmares.

Halloween 👻🦇

I think I'm a forest witch.

Types of witches.

Tag yourself.

Forest witch: She is friends with the forest animals, walks around with a lantern in the dark, her familiars scouts the forest for intruders, no sunlight can pass through the trees, fireflies light up the way for her, overgrown everything, stays up late to walk around the woods.

Swamp witch: Has a cape made of moss, mist crawls across the forest floor, she rises from the murky water, wants people to leave her alone, the vines seems to be alive around her, blends into the scenery, finds herbs and mushrooms for her potions.

Mountain witch: Lives in solitude, collects rocks, loves the clean mountain air, uses rainwater in her spells, wakes up early, hawks keep her company, reads the stars at night, lives in a stone hut, bathes in the waterfalls in the mornings, washes the sun rise and fall.

Village witch: Pretend to be doctor, wants to help people, makes amazing stew in her cauldron, is scared of fire, grows herbs in her garden, talks to ghosts in the graveyard, tries to keep her house clean but fails, has a black cat as a familiar.

Meadow witch: Lives in a cottage under a lonely tree, mist fills the air, no one can hide from her, let magical creatures stay in her house, people who walk into the meadow is never heard from again, the wind starts blowing when she appears in the distance, powerful magic.

Tag yourself: What kind of witch would you be? :) I’d probably be a Mountain Witch.

Have you seen my fangs?

Tag yourself: Modern monsters.

Vampire: Black leather jackets and sunglasses, night owl, blood-red lipstick and black eye shadow, deep kisses, mysterious,  is a picky eater, intelligent and witty, buys old stuff for “the aesthetic”, wants to see the world, is a wine-person, can do a perfect snarl, eye-rolls at stupid people.

Werewolf: Long and colourfull nails, loves puppies, eat a lot of meat, playful, is athletic, protec and attac, can’t do math, is sweet and lovable, hoodies and running shoes,  loves to cuttle, always knows when the next full moon is.

Siren: Coloured hair, wears skirts and dresses, swims at night, shiny highlighter, doesn’t wear shoes, seduces people with her songs, eyes as deep as the ocean, shallow kisses, laughs at her own jokes, sings in the shower, likes the stars, collect crystals and seashells.

Zombie: Wears statement t-shirts, mixes food together, can’t do sports to save her life, knows all the memes, a fangirl TM, would lose her head if it weren’t attached to her body, pillow-forts and blankets, is very lazy.

Witch: Wears all black, magical symbols as tattoos, carries her potions in water-bottles, her house is full of plants, has a pet bird, loves the outdoors, grows her own greens, vegetarian, wears hats, scientific, cat-person.

Ghost: Is shy, cold colours, clothes that flow in the wind, sensitive, cries a lot, mostly stays at home, owns an ouija-board, want everyone to get along, pale, soft lipgloss, is always freezing, walks lightly, doodles on everything, stares through people, remember embarrassing things too often.

Scary small-town aesthetic

Cobblestone streets.

Mist is everywhere.

Shadows whistles in the dark alleyways behind you.

Local cryptids disappear as fast as they show up.

No light can stop the night - no matter how hard you try.

Half of the houses are left abandoned ut you sometimes see shadow-figures walking in and out.

Sometimes people get a blank stare in their eyes and leave into the forest. They are never seen again.

You never open your eyes while trying to sleep. You are afraid of what might be looking at you.

Even though you meet the townsfolk every day they never seem to recognise you.

Can't stop Doofenshmirtz while covered in dirt

Perry the Cleanpus

My squip is Doofenshmirtz.

Tag yourself: Musicals

Heathers: dark sense of humour, does calligraphy, falls in love quickly, just wants to survive high school, colourful clothes, gives pet-names, dates to 7/11, drinks beer.

Hamilton: ambitious, listens to rap, wants to make the world a better place, stands up for injustice, overachiever, majors in history, believes they could run the country better than the government, takes shots.

Phantom of the opera: hopeless romantic, listens to classical music, is sad, wears formal clothes to casual events, needs validation, theatre kidTM, loves dark colours, drinks wine.

Be more chill: knows all the memes, Is a weeb, listens to k-pop, needs someone to help them with math homework, loves their friends, voice cracks,  drinks mountain dew.

Aesthetic

October 🍁🕯️