Doctor Doofenshmirtz?

The last green, the last yellow and the last red!! Pop off, King!🚦👑

Have you seen my fangs?

Tag yourself: Modern monsters.

Vampire: Black leather jackets and sunglasses, night owl, blood-red lipstick and black eye shadow, deep kisses, mysterious,  is a picky eater, intelligent and witty, buys old stuff for “the aesthetic”, wants to see the world, is a wine-person, can do a perfect snarl, eye-rolls at stupid people.

Werewolf: Long and colourfull nails, loves puppies, eat a lot of meat, playful, is athletic, protec and attac, can’t do math, is sweet and lovable, hoodies and running shoes,  loves to cuttle, always knows when the next full moon is.

Siren: Coloured hair, wears skirts and dresses, swims at night, shiny highlighter, doesn’t wear shoes, seduces people with her songs, eyes as deep as the ocean, shallow kisses, laughs at her own jokes, sings in the shower, likes the stars, collect crystals and seashells.

Zombie: Wears statement t-shirts, mixes food together, can’t do sports to save her life, knows all the memes, a fangirl TM, would lose her head if it weren’t attached to her body, pillow-forts and blankets, is very lazy.

Witch: Wears all black, magical symbols as tattoos, carries her potions in water-bottles, her house is full of plants, has a pet bird, loves the outdoors, grows her own greens, vegetarian, wears hats, scientific, cat-person.

Ghost: Is shy, cold colours, clothes that flow in the wind, sensitive, cries a lot, mostly stays at home, owns an ouija-board, want everyone to get along, pale, soft lipgloss, is always freezing, walks lightly, doodles on everything, stares through people, remember embarrassing things too often.

The betrayal

Phineas and Ferb - Season One - “It’s About Time”

"Gyururururururu..."

-Perry

Perry Granger.

Types of girls: Female characters edition 

Katniss Everdeen (Hunger Games): Wears leather jackets, beautiful braids, is hot-headed but stands up for people, does not need a lot of friends but loves the ones she has, loves camping, owns a pet bird.

Hermione Granger (Harry Potter): Sweaters and tea for late-night reading, knows more than the teacher, says she only need fictional people but loves her real friends very much, lovely British accent.

Tris Prior (Divergent): Amazing haircut, designs her own tattoos, hard-working, solves problems by looking from different angles, wants to go her own way, is curious and brave, wants to make friends.

Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson):  Actually looks good in a school uniform, wants to study architecture or mythology, helps classmates with homework, always wakes up before everyone else at sleepovers, meet her best friends at summer camp.

Scary small-town aesthetic

Cobblestone streets.

Mist is everywhere.

Shadows whistles in the dark alleyways behind you.

Local cryptids disappear as fast as they show up.

No light can stop the night - no matter how hard you try.

Half of the houses are left abandoned ut you sometimes see shadow-figures walking in and out.

Sometimes people get a blank stare in their eyes and leave into the forest. They are never seen again.

You never open your eyes while trying to sleep. You are afraid of what might be looking at you.

Even though you meet the townsfolk every day they never seem to recognise you.

My squip is Doofenshmirtz.

Tag yourself: Musicals

Heathers: dark sense of humour, does calligraphy, falls in love quickly, just wants to survive high school, colourful clothes, gives pet-names, dates to 7/11, drinks beer.

Hamilton: ambitious, listens to rap, wants to make the world a better place, stands up for injustice, overachiever, majors in history, believes they could run the country better than the government, takes shots.

Phantom of the opera: hopeless romantic, listens to classical music, is sad, wears formal clothes to casual events, needs validation, theatre kidTM, loves dark colours, drinks wine.

Be more chill: knows all the memes, Is a weeb, listens to k-pop, needs someone to help them with math homework, loves their friends, voice cracks,  drinks mountain dew.

If Julieta Madrigal can heal anything, then why does Mirabel and Agustín use glasses?

Mood.

Books 📖☕

It could be worse. It could be a panda in a fedora

Okay but imagine your nemesis being a platypus in a fedora