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Patrick Bateman - Blog Posts
i dont know what im doing either i swear ill post something better just give me time before i post anything good
Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
when he's fucking stupid 🤤🤤🤤😩😩😩
female routine
American psycho is one of those movies about a woman going insane
THEYRE IN LOVE
my patrick bateman figure came in :3
If they do decide to remake an American psycho movie I do not think it should be Nicholas Chavez or Jacob elordi. I think those options are ass ngl. But pls pls pls cast Cory Micheal Smith. If u saw Saturday night yk he can do the voice. AND if u watch Gotham he is very good at play a psycho and he is very versatile so i think he could make to where his demeanor matches Patrick’s. He always talks about spending so much time and research into his characters and I think if they are gonna cast somebody this is what needs to happen. HE IS PATRICK BATEMAN LIKE WHAT.
Omfg I love this lmao
i love doing apologism for fictional characters. yes he killed people and ruined everything but thats ok bc i like him and hes my little baby. so who cares
Sigmund Freud, Franz Kafka and Bret Easton Ellis would have the most insane blunt rotation known to man.
what’s funny about the hairstyles i’m leaning towards recently is that if i brush my hair back fully and let it fluff back out i become
PATRICK FUCKING BATEMAN
