Sigmund Freud, Franz Kafka And Bret Easton Ellis Would Have The Most Insane Blunt Rotation Known To Man.

a lesbian said that her favorite iwtv character is armand and I said oh I'm suuuuuuuure. like lesbians have a relationship with armand that is so deep and meaningful that it can only be compared to dionysius and his bacchantes.

ok but let's say they went to ollie's house and he wasn't lying

they turn up and it's some dilapidated shared housing complex or something. his mum is there, maybe a bit drunk. it's awkward. ollie clams up. he doesn't want to be there, he can't be there.

felix tries to make normal conversation, tries to lighten the mood and get them talking, but ollie just isn't having it. maybe his mum starts kicking off over god knows what so they leave quickly.

once they get back to saltburn it's a complete flip from the film. it's ollie walking away this time, felix begging for him to stop, saying sorry over and over. ollie loves him but right in this moment he needs a break. he needs to be alone for a while. he feels humiliated, like a child again.

the party. ollie has hidden himself away in a corner somewhere. maybe he's hiding out in the maze. maybe he's a little drunk when felix finds him (maybe he's a little drunk too).

they argue about it. ollie is still pissed, felix just wants them to be friends again. but ollie is drunk (he feels like his father) so he still grabs and pushes and says "i love you" when he knows he probably shouldn't. be he feels scared and vulnerable and like a joke.

idk idk i don't think they'd kiss but i think maybe they'd wake up in the morning, maybe curled up together in felix's bed. fully clothed, wings and antlers and all, all rumpled and warm.

maybe they talk quietly about it all, ollie's past, his trauma, his fears. neither of them mention the "i love you" but they're both thinking about it. felix is thinking about it.

about how he maybe sort of possibly loves him too. maybe more than he thought he did.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 thinking thought.

This guy and his endless lust for blood. I am obsessed with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Based on those behind the scenes pics from Fear Street😇😇]

I hate tagging on my phone.

gladiatoe. gladiatie. whatever. close enough

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.

CLICK HERE!!! SMALL TWINK gets BRUTALISED by incomprehensible will of universe!!! WATCH FOR FREE!!!

This is my first animation

their name is Wibbly None-the-Wiser

posting some poetry bc why not :) (also go and follow my friend @stardust-stains , they're amazing! ). Anyway this is based off what gerard way said in that one show in Australia (:

I stand to trial.

The whispers of the audience circle me

menacing

gnashing their teeth

Liquid Ruby drips off their anatomical weapons,

glass melts off my skin.

I am on trial, for the murder of myself

Bills are thrown in as evidence

nothing scientific

a (forcibly) retired surgeon is questioned for mutilation

she did nothing wrong

I am kept silent

faith is questioned

I am faithless but still going against a deity

they call me too young, too old

they ask me what my name is

they remove my clam restraint.

Silence falls around the madhouse.

My voice croaks

I say "fuck you" to the exterminator.

face reveal if anyone was wondering

Northern River Terrapin (Batagur baska), male, family Geoemydidae, found in South and SE Asia

CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.

photograph by Rupert Kainradl