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Please do AFAB Lucifer x AMAB Reader pls

(if you don't do AFAB characters do them normally)

Just Let Go (NSFW)

Summary: Lucifer has been holed up in his office for almost a week now - and MC has had enough. Lucifer needs a break, and a joke from Asmo turns into a perfect plan to get Lucifer to stop working. AFAB!Lucifer and AMAB!MC!!

Warnings: dom!reader, swearing, sub!lucifer, amab!reader, afab!lucifer, oral (lucifer receiving), p in v, praise, dacryphilia, use of condoms (wrap it before you tap it), hints of a breeding kink (on lucifer’s end), degradation, lucifer calls MC master once

Let me know if you think I missed anything!!

All characters are over 18 :)

My first request aaaaaaaah!! I wrote Luci as a trans male instead of just going for fem!Luci because trans people are cool 😎 I honestly got a little too into this one, but I can’t help it, Luci just does that to me sometimes. Also this is smutty, sorry if you were looking for fluff ;-; I absolutely love writing for Obey Me, please please please continue to send in requests (even if they’re for other fandoms, I'll take anything)!!

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You paced around the kitchen, completely furious. Usually Friday nights meant a chill night with one or more of the brothers but you hadn’t seen Lucifer since Sunday morning. The first few days were fine - you were used to only catching him free every once and a while due to his workload - but this was beyond unhealthy. You had staked out the kitchen today, hoping to get a word in with him when he stopped by for food but to your disappointment he never stopped in. Even his brothers hadn’t seen him, which was beginning to morph your fury into worry. 

“I dunno,” Mammon had said with a shrug. “I figured I’d see him when I snatched Goldie back - but that doesn’t matter!! I’m your first, don’t tell me you’d rather hang out with that wet rag of a demon than me!”

After reassuring Mammon that you were just worried, and that Lucifer’s current antics (or lack thereof) wouldn’t affect your Saturday movie plans, you had asked all the other brothers to get a similar response. 

“Ugh,” you groaned, banging your head against the counter. “I’m going to kill him when I see him.”

“Or you could fuck him~” Asmo giggled. “I’m sure that would get your point across just the same.”

“You know what?” you said, picking yourself up. “I might just take your advice on this one Asmo. Would you be a darling and keep the rest of your brothers away from his office for a bit?”

He stared back at you, flabbergasted by your sudden boldness. “I was just joking MC-”

“And I’m not. He’ll know better than to overwork himself next time,” you said, spinning on your heels and storming towards Lucifer’s office. You knew that Asmo was never going to let this go but right about now you didn’t have the heart to care - you had an overworked Lucifer to fuck.

Not even bothering to knock, you throw open the door and are met with exactly what you’d thought you’d find. Turning to close the door (and lock it, you had some decency), you stared at the first born. Lucifer stares blearily back at you, all eye bags and dishevelled hair, a pen dangling in his grip. He looks like he hasn’t moved in days, and in all honesty, you’re not sure he has.

“Alright, that’s it!” you declare. “No more paperwork, no more spreadsheets, no more. You’re taking a break whether you like it or not.”

“I need to get these done by Monday,” he said firmly. “I have too much to finish to stop now, MC.”

“I’ll help you, but only after you take tonight off,” you said. “When was the last time you ate, Lucifer?”

He frowned, his forehead creasing. “It’s Thursday, right? I ate this morning.”

“It’s Friday, love,” you murmur, pulling the pen from his hand. “Friday night. You’re done for today.”

He blinks back at you, then scoffs. “It’s no later than Thursday night. You’re just saying that to get me to stop-”

You groan and roll your eyes, throwing the pen across the room. “You know what? I’m done with your bratty attitude.”

“Excuse me?” he scoffs. “You’re in no place to mock me. Fetch me my pen you so disrespectfully threw Diavolo knows where and leave my office.”

“I don’t think I will,” is all you say before you smash your lips onto his. “You need to be taught a lesson, pretty boy, and I know just how to do it.”

He sits, flushed, sinking further into his dumb, fancy chair, attitude totally gone just from a kiss. You grin, knowing you’ve got him. Sliding down to your knees, you tug on his waistband, peering up at him through your lashes.

“Take it off for me, won’t you, gorgeous?” you murmur, holding back a laugh at how hastily his pants and underwear are discarded. “There we go. Gonna eat you out, yeah? You’d like that, wouldn’t you? My mouth on your pretty little pussy?”

Lucifer keened as you mouth at him, tongue circling his clit slowly. His hands were gripping the armrests, knuckles white. You reached your hands up to his, guiding them into your hair just as you plunged your tongue into his folds, drawing a whine out of his lips. Lucifer’s grip on your hair was harsh, and on a normal day you would scold him. But today was about giving this poor boy a break, so you let it slide. Instead, you shove a finger in alongside your tongue, revelling in the noises you were drawing out of him. 

“Ngh, MC,” he sobs. “Please, please, more, need more, wan’ it, please!” 

You pull off, and he wails. “More? But you’re already soaked sweetie, not sure you could handle more.”

“No no no, please,” he cries, tears dripping down his cheeks. “I’ve been good, haven’t I?? Please, jus’ want a little more!!”

“M’kay, baby,” you say, a sadistic grin flashing on your face. You shove three fingers in him at once and he moans, high and pitchy. You thumb at his clit with your other hand and he clenches, tight, around your fingers. You curl your fingers, pressing hard into his sweet spot while your other hand continues to circle his puffy clit. He lurched his hips, pressing further into your touch. He looked gorgeous: pussy dripping around your fingers, his hair and outfit totally dishevelled, eyes rolled back into his skull.

“You feelin’ good, pretty boy?” he moaned loudly in response. “Think you can cum around my fingers like the goody boy you are?”

He rolls his hips harder into your hand, nodding furiously. Desperate moans escape his mouth and his hand wanders to your wrist, forcing your fingers as deep as he can. His chair was absolutely ruined, and the stain that his puddled juices would form were going to be unmistakable. You were sure he’d be angry tomorrow, but right now all he could do was buck into your little touches like a desperate whore.

“Gonna- gonna cum!!” he cried. “Please, please, can I? Wanna- ngh- wanna be good for you, please MC, wanna be a good boy-”

You lean down and puff air over his sensitive clit. “Go on, then. Cum.”

He screamed, reduced to incomprehensible blubbering and moans of your name. You work him gently through his orgasm, rubbing circles into his cute little clit until he’s flinching away in overstimulation.

“Thank you, thank you,” he blubbers out, fresh tears cleaning away the dried ones. 

“Oh, baby,” you said, condescendingly. “Did you think we were done?”

Glazed over eyes met yours are you stand up, hard cock tenting in your pants. You struggle out of your pants, not bothering to make a show out of it. Lucifer certainly didn’t seem to mind - he was practically drooling, clenching around nothing when you yanked your boxers off and your cock hit the open air. He reached up to wrap his hand around it, but you slapped him away, giving him a stern look. 

“Do you have permission to touch my cock?” you said, clicking your tongue when he shakes his head. “That’s what I thought, baby. Do you have condoms?”

He opens a desk drawer to your left and fumbles a bit, hands still shaking in his post-orgasm haze. He finally pulls out a shiny foil packet and hands it to you, looking at you expectantly.

“So impatient, aren’t you?” you taunt, acting like you weren’t dripping precum. “Put it on for me, won’t you, beautiful?”

You hand the packet back to him and snort as he struggles. The glare he gives you in return is half-hearted, and if the way his eyes trailed back to your cock was any indicator, he was just as excited for this as you are. The foil finally tears and he rolls the condom on your length in record time, leaning back and spreading his legs wide once he was done.

“So desperate, aren’t you?” you coo at him, pinching his cheek as you line up. “Beg me, and maybe I’ll give you what you want.”

“Please,” he whines, all semblance of pride thrown out the window. “Need you, need your cock so bad, wan’ you to fill up my pussy, please!! ‘m so wet for you MC, so ready, please just put your fat cock in my tight little pussy, please-”

You smash your lips on his, unbelievably turned on. You rutted against his opening a few times before guiding yourself in, letting out a low groan at how tight he was. Your hips stilled when you bottomed out, letting Lucifer get used to your size. He squirmed under you, trying to roll his hips and get you to move, god damnit.

“Stop being a slut,” you scold. “You’re a good boy, aren’t you? You can wait a little longer for me to fuck your brains out. Or are you already drunk on my cock? Such a cockslut, huh, can’t last one minute without begging me to wreck your pretty little hole.”

“MC, move, please,” he sobbed. “Wan’ it, want you to wreck my hole- so wet for you, please make a mess out of me with your cock!”

You moan into his shoulder, rocking your hips into him roughly. You held nothing back - slamming into him like there was no tomorrow, littering his neck with marks that surely wouldn’t disappear anytime soon. Pulling away so you could see his face, you collect your mixing essences with two fingers and shove them down Lucifer’s throat, cock pulsing inside him when his eyes roll back as he gags. 

“Doing so good, darling,” you grunt, fingers still buried in his throat. “Taking my cock so well, just like you were made for it. Such a good little cockslut, huh?”

Despite all your talk, you weren’t going to be able to hold on much longer. Between eating out your pretty little doll and the way he was clenching just right around your cock, you were doomed to an early release. You pulled your fingers out of his throat, burying them in his hips.

Lucifer, fortunately, wasn’t in much better of a state. “Master, MC, please, wanna cum!! Let me cum, wanna cum, want you to fill me up with your seed, make me yours, please please please!”

“Gonna cum, huh pretty baby?” you said, gritting your teeth. “You cum when I do, m’kay baby? Just a little longer darling.”

He bucks his hips up to meet your thrusts and your grip on his hips becomes bruising. Your thrusts get sloppy and you bring a hand down to roll his clit and drag him to his orgasm. 

“Cum for me,” you demand, voice firm despite your incoming orgasm. “Cum for me baby, cum for me!”

He screams, cumming loud enough that you’re certain the whole house heard him, and your orgasm follows his, crashing over you. You bury your head into his shoulder, groaning as your cock pulsed inside him. You both sit there, basking in the afterglow. 

You finally roll up, unsure how much time has passed. “Let’s get you cleaned up, Luci.”

He looks at you, already half asleep, and you sigh, dressing the both of you haphazardly. Scooping him up, you drag him to the bathroom to clean up. His head bobs, barely awake, but you make sure he stays up until he’s all clean - you certainly don’t want any of the clean-up process to hurt him, especially after how rough you were with him. Finally satisfied with your clean-up job, you let him wrap his legs around your torso and his arms around your neck in a reverse piggyback of sorts. He snuggles into your neck, softer than normal as you carry him to his room. Opening the door with your elbow (your hands clearly full of Lucifer), you plop him unceremoniously on the bed, manhandling him until he’s tucked nicely under his sheets. You kiss him gently on the forehead and turn to go, not wanting to overstay your welcome, when a hand wraps gently around your wrist.

“Stay,” he murmurs, eyes half-lidded. “I want you to stay.”

That’s all it takes for you to wiggle your way into the sheets, snuggling up close. You would deal with his tsundere in the morning - right now, you were happy to just be here, with him.

Word Count: 2060

Diavolo? Lonely? Nonsense! Just look at him and his best friends!

This man Luci is a FREAK and I won't be elaborating.

On a side note, I'll probably re-do this one in the future.

Happy Birthday, Lucifer. I still won't play Obey Me! again.

Posted 6th June, 2024

Obey me brothers + Dateables + Luke go Bungee Jumping

MC and Mammon plan a special day just for them to go Bungee Jumping down a Cliffside lake.. But as usual, the others all intrude and decide to make it an even bigger outing.

Mentions of The Fall and panicking

Lucifer

Last one to agree to go, only went because Mammon and MC would not shut up about it.

Didn't look excited for it at all.

He was actually kind of eager to try it out.

Hasn't Bungee jumped ever, the Devildom doesn't have anything like this.

"Bungee jumping? What's that?... Ah, so it's another one of those 'thrilling and dangerous activities' humans like to do?... I'm not going to do something as foolish as that."

Was third in line to jump, after Satan.

Refuses to let the Bungee Jumper Master put on the harness and safety equipment out of pride, somehow does it all right without putting them on before.

He felt worried for a split second while on the edge, would this be like how it felt during the fall?

It was actually much more.. exciting than he thought it would be. Nothing like how it was when he fell.

Nearly changed into his demon form when he was about to land, but quickly realised that they were in the human world.

Landed perfectly in the raft after he was stable enough.

Didn't notice Satan snapping some pictures of him mid-drop.

He'll find out soon enough.

Mammon

When MC first told him about Bungee Jumping, he was absolutely thrilled and immediately wanted to try it with them.

MC then had to quickly calm him down and explain it more.

He was then terrified. That was so high! Would the rope hold him?

MC had to calm him down yet again, explaining how they've done this before and how safe it is.

Mammon immediately felt more confident, and decided to plan out their day.

When his brothers found out and wanted to join, he was really annoyed. This was supposed to be just him and MC!

But he did admit he wanted to see the others reactions.

Was very surprised that Lucifer, Satan and Barbatos agreed.

Mammon was voted to be the first to fall.

"I'm MC's first!" "Yeah, the first to fall down." "WHAT!?"

Was very embarrassed by the fact that his equipment had to be put on for him, Belphie was constantly babying him.

Leviathan had to push Mammon off to get him to actually fall, he was too nervous.

First thing he did was scream, LOUD.

He was instantly reminded of the fall, the high speeds and adrenaline got to him.

Mammon remembered that he was doing this for MC, and, he was attached to the rope.

He instantly felt way better about it and started screaming in joy instead.

Fell into the water, he had to be picked up and dragged onto the raft.

Photos were taken and he was teased yet again.

"Next time, MC, it's gonna be just you and me."

Leviathan

Overheard MC's and Mammons conversation, wanted to ruin their alone time by joining in.

Didn't think about what it actually was, thought it was just jumping on.. something.

MC had to correct him, only after they finished laughing.

Leviathan was VERY embarrassed, but was quickly reassured.

His first thought was the fall, oh no, what had he agreed to?

No. He can't back out, his Henry would be sad!

But... he was sort of excited in a way, he had to trust MC that it would be fun.

Obviously envious of not being there to see MC do it for the first time.

Was the last one to jump, but it didn't help his nerves at all.

Everyone is watching me...

Didn't really mind the Bungee Jump Master fastening his equipment, he wanted to be safe.

Mammon got payback by pushing him off as well.

His screams were much louder and higher pitched than Mammons as well.

No photos were taken, or.. none were found.

Landed in the water, unlike Mammon who did it on accident, Levi wanted to have a quick swim.

Huh, he actually swam all the way back to land.

The human was slightly suspicious.

Leviathan was happy though that's all that mattered.

Ranted about some cool fish he saw while swimming back.

Satan

Heard about the idea immediately when Asmo found out about it.

"Satan! Quick, let me in your room! I've got exciting news~!"

He was hesitant at first, but once he heard MC was planning it, he immediately decided to go.

He had read about Bungee Jumping before, but never thought about actually doing it.. Would it be fun? He's never experienced something like that.

He wanted to try it anyway. If MC wanted them to do it, he would.

He went after Mammon, before Lucifer could.

"I need to show Lucifer how much better I am at this than he could ever be."

Put on his equipment himself, he had read enough about it.. Don't tell anyone, but he may have struggled slightly with all the parts.

Was sort of nervous, but that quickly washed away when he jumped off.

The amount of a rush he got was very intense, he didn't even know he could feel this way.

Was this what birds felt like when dive bombing? He wanted to do this again.

Landed on the raft with a bit of backlash, nearly fell off.

Asmodeus quickly snapped a picture and posted it.

When he got back, immediately had a tantrum.

"How DARE you post that!?" Ugh.. this was embarrassing. He has to get an even worse photo of Lucifer now...

Asmodeus

Was also eavesdropping on MC and Mammon with Levi.

Ohh!! Satan had told him about this before, were they all going to be invited!

He COULDN'T wait to take pictures and upload them! He might even be able to get some funny pics~!

Immediately went to Satan's room to gossip about the idea.

Absolutely thrilled when Satan agreed.

He however, brought up some points that Asmo didn't like.

"What do you mean that I actually have to JUMP off that cliff! What about my hair!?"

Took him a while for him to think of The Fall, he had a mini breakdown in his room with Satan comforting him.

Asmodeus eventually agreed that he would do it.

He wanted to make MC happy.

LOVED it when the human did his equipment, was about to ask for them to do it again before Lucifer shut him up.

He went after Diavolo, and was still giggly after taking his photos.

Asmo was too busy worrying about himself to really take in the adrenaline of it all, all that mattered to him is that this felt nothing like The Fall.

Had the most graceful land, took heaps of pictures during the raft ride back.

Happy that his clothes didn't get ruined, mad about his hair, but was able to be calmed down.

Beelzebub

The second last one to hear about the idea, heard it from Belphie.

Thought it seemed pretty scary. Why would humans want to agree to this? It sounded dangerous..

MC's done this before? How did they survive.. Oh, there's a rope? How would that hold you..

He was really worried for MC, he didn't want anything to go wrong.

Once MC comforts him about it being completely safe, he agrees to go.

He went after Asmo.

The human was really baffled by how.. huge he was. Luckily they had some that fit.

All of this made him hungry, was he able to eat?

MC told him that he might vomit if he eats so soon, so Beel held in the urge.

He just stepped off the edge, not really caring about wanting to make a show.

The memories of him falling caught up to him however, it felt like it was all happening again..

But then he remembered MC and instantly cheered up.

To the others, he looked very stiff.. How did he remain that still while falling?

He almost sank the raft when he stepped on it, immediately apologised.

MC instantly gave him heaps of snacks when he returned, he even shared some with them as a thank you.

"I'm really glad I got to do this, it was really fun. Thank you, MC."

Belphegor

It had only been a few moments after MC left their room, Belphie was there.

"Hey, do you wanna lay down with me?... Huh, an idea? ... What's that... Oh, it sounds exhausting. ...Ugh, fine. Only because you want me too.."

Wasn't too bothered about the safety concerns, well.. he was worried about you. But when you said you'd done it before, it made him feel better.

Beel came into the room and they continued to discuss it.

Got bored and fell asleep halfway through when he felt like he understood it enough.

He went second last, before Levi.

Was very embarrassed by having to be babied, he could do the equipment himself just fine!

He was concerned that he might do it wrong, so he just let the instructor do it for him.

Was rather excited to try it, because he knew he wouldn't fall asleep during it.

He didn't know how to start it.. did he just jump or walk off?

Belphegor decided to jump, it would be better than just.. walking off the edge.

He absolutely LOVED it, it was so exhilarating!

Refused to get on the raft, took him a moment of convincing.

"MC! When can we do this again?"

Was rather disappointed they didn't get to prank Lucifer as much though.

Diavolo

Lucifer told him about it.

"Oh! Lucifer, this sounds like so much fun. You're going right?... Yes, of course I'm going! I can't pass up such a fun learning experience of human world activities."

Forced Barbatos to come along with him.

VERY VERY EXCITED. Was practicing buzzing.

Would he feel how Lucifer felt when he was falling? Ohhh! this was so exciting!

Didn't really feel worried for MC, he trusted their decisions and the fact that this wouldn't be legal if it was so dangerous.

Went after Lucifer.

"Oh my, this is such a tall height! Lucifer, what's it like?" ... "Just get on with it already.."

Was delighted to let the instructor do his own equipment.

Jumps off, starts screaming when he falls.

This was way more adrenaline inducing then he could have ever imagined!

His shoes and lower pants got soaked a bit, but he managed to get on the raft fine.

"Lucifer, we have to do this again sometime!"

Barbatos

Didn't like the idea at first, but once it got very thoroughly explained he begrudgingly agreed to join.

"If the young lord wants me to join such an activity, then I will."

Secretly excited.

He has tried something like this before, but never in the human world.

Was MC going to be safe?... They've done this before? They must surely be very brave.

Went after Diavolo.

Just walked off the edge, didn't really do much, like Lucifer.

Everyone expected this though, however Diavolo was expecting him to have more fun.

"This experience was rather unique, my lord."

Had to listen to Diavolo ranting about how they must make something like this in the Devildom.

Solomon

No one knows how he found out, he just.. showed up.

Lucifer was creeped out, but couldn't make him leave due to MC insisting he stay.

Smug bastard.

"I'm so glad you let me stay, MC. It would be very exciting to do Bungee jumping again, especially with the brothers."

He hasn't been Bungee Jumping before, only lied to get MC's attention.

Went after MC, who went after Luke.

MC pushed him off, Solomon was so surprised he nearly used his magic to halt the fall.

But realised that a random human was watching, and the rope was attached to him.

He put a curse on it before so it couldn't break, he didn't trust it.

Fell in the water and struggled in there for a bit, Asmodeus had fun taking tons of pictures.

They went viral.

Solomon wasn't bothered by it, he quite liked it.

He didn't enjoy his clothes being wet though.

Simeon

MC went to purgatory hall to tell Simeon and Luke about the outing, asking if they would like to join.

Luke immediately refused before Simeon could reply. The angel chuckled, and reassured Luke that it would be fine, and yes they would be attending.

Was very curious on how it would feel. Would this be what it would be like if he fell?

He went before Luke, and after Barbatos.

Didn't mind the instructor doing his equipment, and understood that he needed it on unless he was to cause suspicion.

He did however want to try it without the equipment.

"Luke, it's alright. You'll go after me, all right? I'll show you how safe it is."

Enjoyed it a lot, loved the thrill he got when falling.

Really wanted to do it again.

Didn't like how it was above water though, he didn't want to fall into it.

Ended up nearly falling into it, but used magic to stop his fall right as he touched the water.

Thankfully, the human didn't notice.

Simeon was inwardly cursing himself for a foolish mistake, but thankful the human didn't notice.

"This outing was very fun, MC. Thank you for inviting me. I do hope we can do something like this again soon."

Luke

Simeon had to comfort him after MC left purgatory hall.

"I'm scared.. what if something happens?" ... "Luke, nothing will ever happen to you. MC has done this before, if they could survive it, you will."

They hugged it out and watched videos about it after.

Luke was still very nervous.

The others knew not to tease him.

Mammon ended up supporting him. "C'mon! You can do it!"

He nearly cried. Of joy.

He ended up taking a smaller height, due to his size and the human thinking he was young.

Simeon was right beside him when he jumped.

They all cheered him on, some not verbally though. (Lucifer.)

Luke landed on the raft, and was VERY overjoyed when he came back.

"Simeon, MC! I did it! I did it! I really did! It was so fun!" ... "I'm so glad you enjoyed it Luke, I always believed in you." ... "HEY! What about me!? I helped too!?"

Mammon was ignored. But Luke was very thankful for them all.

Nearly fell asleep after from the amount of energy it took.

Belphie hesitantly lended him his cow-print pillow, saying how he didn't want to. (He wanted to.)

Just some Luci doodles at work. Enjoy! 😊

Just a handsome doodle of demon Lucifer before work. Enjoy!

(I love how he turned out ❤️)

Obey me ship names suck ass actually. BARBSIM?? That's stupid as hell It's obviously Simatos. Hell I'd even take Barmeon. But barbsim? Repulsive.

Rant under the cut 😭

WHY DOES OBEY ME FANDOM NOT FOLLOW THE REGULAR FANDOM SHIP NAMING CONVENTION???

BARBEEL???

BAR

BEEL

?

ITS BARZLBUB OR BEELOTOS. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THOSE AREN'T CUTER THAN BARBEEL.

((I actually really like barzlbub wait omg))

Like, Barbeel isn't even the worse case of this.. Dialuci is the og shit factory, why are we slapping the first few letters of their names together?

It's always been [start of first name] x [end of last name] ,, [top] x [bottom]. This is the way God intended why are we like this, am I old? Is this how ship names work now and I've lived too long and seen the world change for the worse? Are we cooked?

I know the fandom won't bend itself to meet my arbitrary want but ,, why is it like this? ... Diasim...😭

Only exception is Solodeus. Fucking perfection, no notes, live laugh love.

completely unrelated to everything else but I need someone to know

Guys am I cooked? What do you mean 0.01% ???

seeing my hyper fixation in such plain english kinda hurts

Its kinda fucked up for all the characters to go off to the Castle for some sort of secret meeting and leave Mc and Luke at home

Like

It's putting Mc on the level of a literal child, just cause they're a human, we all know the only reason Solomon is invited is cause they don't see his ancient ass as a human

Anyways the micro aggressions go wild

(man and those fanfics where LUKE goes to the meeting aswell holy shit that has me fucked up)

The actual audacity Mc and Barbatos would have to have to be openly dating is unimaginable yet completely attainable

They don't even have to try that hard-

Characterization is wild, I can tell you a character named their black cat Shadow and you'll be like "Oh they basic"

Then I can tell you they order straight black coffee and you'll be like "OH! they insane" and you'll be right both times

Dom Mc is underappreciated, Its like ppl forgot that these demons are supposed to be obeying us.

The reason I'm so anti Lucifer is because I look at him and I see myself and I hate that bitch too

Wait.

Hey is the joke that Lucifer is making fun of Mammon for having small insignificant problems? Is he doing a "There's people dying" is that the joke?

Which Lion King song is playing?

Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*

I fucking love the concept of trans!Lucifer aswell, idk what it is but it just feels right>>

Not even just for the Satan birth thing like- Lucifer had the pure unshakable swagger of a trans man and honestly that's one of the only thing I like about him, it'll always be cannon in my eyes

Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.

When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.

Diavolo pays millions in child support.

Mc: I lost me my wrongdude, have you seen it anywhere?

Lucifer:

Mc:

Lucifer: Mc, are you alright?

Mc, sobbing: Answer the question

Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.

When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.

Diavolo pays millions in child support.

This reads like something I'd write while crying but okay

Crack theory

While MC is in the past after the whole time travel nightbringer situation, the brothers in the original timeline have to go on with their lives without MC including celebrating their birthdays without MC

And that's why there's no birthday events

But that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY!!!

Lucifer vibes, Mc's the witch

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

This post still haunts my dreams even after getting the """explanation"""

10/10

Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*

all my good cards in one place >>

Just uh, cause I need to keep them somewhere

My controversial fandom statement for the day is that Diavolo may be kind, he may be beefy, but he is not a himbo.

belphie fanart because I have zero self ctrl

look into his yes and tell me you love him like I do (yes those are Z's)