Mc: I lost me my wrongdude, have you seen it anywhere?
Lucifer:
Mc:
Lucifer: Mc, are you alright?
Mc, sobbing: Answer the question
I feel like Barbatos is the type to lie straight to Diavolo's face while knowing full well Diavolo knows he's lying
Concerned boyfriend
"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?
I can't look directly at this or I'll turn into a horny stone oops
Originally the SoloSim I was thinking of, but my patrons convinced me to tweak the idea a bit. The first time Solomon will provide a decent meal~
Now that the confirmed parental relationship is confirmed with Barbatos and Diavolo I am once again back with my demands. I expected a whole lot more cute stupid domestic fluff fanfic with them and I will take nothing less, you can write your filthy demon porn all you want I don't care but I swear on the demon kings name if I don't see atleast 5 non ship fanfics with them I WILL CRY and it will be YOUR FAULT
Look at him. He got lost on his way to visit his new friend Mc. How can you not want to write a fanfic about a cool time lord butler taking care of his dumbass??? Did you not look at the picture???
REBLOG TO DETONATE 💥💥
LIKE TO DEFUSE 🛠️🛠️
I’m pretty sure all the hype and love over Sun is just the leftover hole in our hearts from foxy not being our perfect good guy baby. We were all so devastated as kids that now that one of our robo “friends” is proven to simply not want to kill us, we make him our good guy baby and all grasp the concept by the ass and never let go
plus Sun is cute
This post still haunts my dreams even after getting the """explanation"""
10/10
Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*
@chillisreal I think you'd enjoy this information maybe
i learned that we domesticated the silk moth 5000 years ago for sericulture. They lost their ability to fly, lack fear of predators, & have lost native color pigments since camouflage is not useful as they only live in captivity. They're entirely dependent on humans for survival, including finding a mate (x)
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