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(ŹāæŹāæ) āwhat you say ābout meā
(ŹāæŹ)ćāæ āhold my flowerā
james: 2 years ago today, i married my best friend
james: lily is still mad about it but me and sirius were drunk and thought it was funny so
Paimon and traveler. One hell of a duo.
Iconic Female Action HeroesĀ
Pam Grier as Coffy - Coffy (1973)
Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley - Aliens (1986)
Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor - Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
Carrie-Anne Moss as Trinity - The Matrix (1999)
Uma Thurman as the Bride - Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)
Emily Blunt as Rita Vrataski - Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
Charlize Theron as Furiosa - Mad Max Fury Road (2015)
Julie Estelle as The Operator - The Night Comes for Us (2018)
Matilda Lutz as Jen - Revenge (2018)
Amber Midthunder as Naru - Prey (2022)
Words cannot describe my love for this movie. And this scene.
- Milady, you may have anything you can carry. - May I have your word on that, sir? (requested by waywardhufflepuff)
Charles drunk and flirting during chess night again smh
And an extra doodle:
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Mallika Sherawat at the Hisss' Photocall at the Salon Martha Barriere at Majestic Hotel during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 16, 2010 in Cannes, France.
bury me till I confess
i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
Trust me, I'm a genius.
-Artemis Fowl, The Eternity Code
Iāve been rereading the eternity code for my fic too and... HE SAID THE THING!
Iconic.Ā
I think everybody in the polygon/bdg fanbase needs to thank @laura47 for taking such amazing pictures from unraveled live, here I will list some of my favourites
I adore Vinculus. He was like no I won't give it, they are my precious treasure but here is the price
Resisting the urge to drunk message Patrick on discord, I have the self control of a saint.
Two Professional Video Producers (x)
(alt. title: Wait For It)
āI bore this burden. For you.ā
Editing Unraveled episodes to look like different types of media:Ā āI read all 337 books in Skyrim so that you donāt have toā as a found footage horror tape.
Bringing this back
twitter refugee hereā¦. what is the penis smp š? iāve seen it mentioned but i still have no idea what it is. could you maybe explain? or link some posts that explain it? does it have official lore??? who are the characters? why is the art so good š š š
uhhhh well you see. itās a little bit hard to explain
but basically, a few weeks ago-ish, someone made an anti-mcytblr post. this is the post:
some MCYT fans reblogged it in an ironic way, to be like, āhaha look at this, yeah we do look kind of stupidā
and then inniter made this post as a reference to it:
so then, once inniter opened the floodgates, more and more people started to make funny references to that original anti-mcytblr post.
eventually what happened is people would get into full on fake arguments, all of us posting satire pretending to act like twitter users who were defending their faves. people starting writing analysis and meta and making shitposts⦠all about these minecraft youtubers who do not even exist.
someone proposed skins for the imaginary youtubers:
and immediately, fanart began to take off.
people started making comics and art and full-on character analysis, just making up what was ācanonā as they went. there wasnāt official lore, but admiral_anus and milfboss were both fan favorites. i donāt remember who made milfboss, but her skin was a catmaid and art of her was on the front page of tumblr.
one thing led to another, and the tag āpenis SMPā was trending at the highest spot on tumblr for nearly 24 hours.
i wish i was joking.
anyway thatās the story of penis smpā thereās a lot of other characters and storylines that got made up, and im sure you can find posts about them under the āpenis smpā tag.
but yeah, it was crazy.
One of my āfriendsā asked me an interesting question.
Would I rather have the epic romance of my life or have a big of pile money for the rest of my life.
I choose the money and everyone started judging me.
Hey, romance is amazing, itās exciting, itsā¦.Um beautiful.
But-
āThe French are glad to die for love.
They delight in fighting duels.
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive jewels.ā¦ā
And why shouldnāt I want that? My life, my rules.
Trucy will say literally anything and then follow it up with "But I'm just a girl! A little itty bitty girl! And it's my birthday! You wouldn't be mean to a little birthday girl, would you?"
i love solitaire he's like "i have no idea what i'm doing but i'm going to pretend i do until someone tells me whats going on" & has somehow continued to stumble his way into the main story
At least she went out on her own terms.