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Hes naked

My frog is *naked*

This is a blatent affront to humanity as a whole and im frankly insulted

Heres him next to a more socaly acceptable peer

Such behaviour as this should not be accepted and he will be beheaded immediately.

i redesigned the girl because i said so

🇺🇲:Oh, hi hello my dears~

Sooo, I know I still gotta explain a bunch about the lore and all that, but I haven’t really had the time (lies—I'm just lazy, lol). Anyway, since like forever ago, I’ve been drawing my OCs—or well, the most important and iconic ones. I’ve messed around with a bunch of styles, and I think the one I like the most is the one I did in the pic below:

🇨🇺:Oh, hi hello my dears~

Bueno, sé que aún tengo que explicar mucho del lore y tal pero, no he tenido tiempo (mentira, le da pereza explicar) en fin, hace más tiempo que el tiempo, he estado dibujando a mis OC's o más bien a los más destacados e importantes. He probado muchos estilos y creo que el que más me ha gustado es el que he hecho en la imagen de abajo:

🇺🇲: This is one of the golden trios from the lore, 'cause WARNING: there are over 30 OCs.

The girl is Gabrielle, kinda the main character. She's 23, Cuban, and works at the agency. She's got a nasty temper and a permanent "resting bitch face" that just won't go away. She's infected with corruption from a newly discovered phase, so the agency basically locked her up and she almost died—YAAAY. Now she might have PTSD but hey, she's still kickin’.

The half-naked dude is Samuil, the MC’s boyfriend. He’s 25, Russian, and used to be a boss in one of the most dangerous mafias in Russia (COUGH cliché). But now he’s a househusband (lol). To sum him up, his most well-known nickname is “Nympho Psycho” (yeah, I know, I need help—don’t tell me).

The white-haired guy is Mateo, the extrovert of the group. Basically the golden retriever type—super chill and fun. He’s been on Earth for 53 years since he showed up, but looks like he’s 19 or 20 'cause he’s a damn demon who just popped up in ARGENTINA.

(I don't know how to draw but I feel it looks cool)

🇨🇺:Este es uno de los tríos dorados del lore porque, ADVIERTO, hay más de 30 OC's.

  La chica de llama Gabrielle que es como nuestra prota, tiene 23 años, es cubana y trabaja en la agencia. Tiene mal carácter con una cara de culo que no se la quita nadie. Es una infectada de la corrupción de una fase recién descubierta por lo que la agencia la retiene y casi muere YUPIIIIII, ahora tiene posible estrés postraumático pero, hey, está aquí.

  El chico medio desnudo es Samuil que es el novio de nuestra prota, tiene 25 años, es ruso y fue jefe en una de las mafias más peligrosas de Rusia (EJEM, CLICHÉ) pero ahora es ama de casa (jaja). Y para resumir quién es digamos que su apodo más conocido es "Psicópata ninfómano" (sí, ya sé que no estoy bien de la cabeza, no me lo digan).

  El peli blanco es Mateo que es el extrovertido del grupo, el golden retriever o algo así, muy chévere en resumen. Tiene 53 años en la tierra desde que apareció aunque su apariencia es de 19 o 20 años ya que es un maldito demonio que apareció en ARGENTINA.

(No sé dibujar pero siento que me quedó chévere)

because i was obviously not utterly destroyed by his "death"

Vent

Trigger Warning - G@slight!ng, sVic!d3 mention

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I don’t even fucking know anymore. It seems like me and my sibling constantly are at battle nowadays. And recently they’ve been getting worse and worse. Sure, there are days of laughing, it almost all the other days, it feels like I’m always trying to be g@sligh3d by them. And it’s gotten worse and worse it feel like. Even to the littlest of thing like having the TV. I was getting called a child when I was told by them that I could have the TV at 10, I agreed. I missed it by 5 minutes, and thus it became 10:30. I set a timer, and next thing be I know I was told that they didn’t know where the remote was, and that they never said 10:30, saying I was hallucinating.

Not to mention, my thoughts have been getting worse and one of the only things that is keeping me living and not wanting to commit is knowing that I need to be there for my friends. I just don’t even know anymore..

I apologize, I just..really needed to say something.

Shut down the world and open your mind...

Can you feel it?

Nataniel Kovack

He/him ; she/her with women only.

19 years old

10-02-06 ; 10:30 am

Aquarius

Baby witch

Intuition guides me

Hi! My name is Natan. I'm Peruvian, left side feminist that truly believes women are better. I talk english and Spanish. I'm gonna be writing concepts, one shots, headcanons and more! Feel totally free to add requests, but make sure to read my limits first.

Minors DNI DNF ; tw for sensitive content always!

I'm genderfluid (fem +) and I do not tolerate any kind of bad behaviors. I will always stand with women so don't even dare disrespect them in my blog or ever.

I do not tolerate any actions of transphobia, homophobia, hate towards women, glorification of abuse, romanticized crimes (pedophilia, zoophilia, abuse.) And I do not tolerate proshippers, have some manners and behave here. Everyone who doesn't will get blocked.

Thanks for reading!

Does anyone have any Hizashi centric erasermic fics?

I like that there's this really beautiful set up and all, wonderful lighting, good props and really good mood setting... All for just straight A S S

marta syrko

God that was cringe

“Im going to fucking kill you now” Gerard smiled, as he stared into your soul.

Yeah

SORRY FOR THE VERY PERSONAL COMIC!!

This is my half of “Unhealthy”, an essay comic double header with the lovely and talented Sarah Winifred Searle. She and I both wrote about our personal experiences as overweight ladies with eating disorders, and her story is breathtaking! You can buy a physical copy of the book here: https://topatoco.com/collections/abby-howard/products/ah-unhealthy

Or buy a digital PDF here: https://abbyhoward.itch.io/unhealthy

It's so weird to have had a "friend" I used to talk to for months only to have them absolutely lose their mind on me when I started making other friends...

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

I love skip with all my heart 🥺💖🖤

why i dislike shipping in mouthwashing

i guess meme shipping with jimmys chill cause its funny BUT thats not what im yapping about rn

I think that any ships with anya (cause thats basically the only ships ive seen) i think its crazy.

CURLY X ANYA

this is one i see more so its the start

this is fine in some ways but the major things or issue that i have with it is that when Anya told him about jimmy he didn't do anything. if you liked someone in any shape or form youd do something (also this is just terrible for his job?) either way their relationship is mainly platonic and even so extremely iffy. insanely iffy.

JIMMY X CURLY

this doesn't bother me as much as ships with anya but basically Jimmy hates Curly in almost every sense Curly seemingly doesn't dislike Jimmy otherwise he would've said something about what he did to Anya so he might like Jimmy more than her but not enough to actually be romantically thats my whole thing.

ANYA X JIMMY

i don't think i have to say shit about this. its painfully obvious why this is vile

ANYA X DAISUKE

idk just dont like it thats just my opinion it feels funky. I also feel like its a but weird speaking that neither of them have interacted with each other or its really not implied they talk but its not as bad as other potential ships in the fandom.

I haven't seen any other ships so i wont talk about anything else but still stands i do NOT like ships in this fandoms they'd all be in someway very toxic (mostly)

i think oc x cannon would be the only ship thatd be not toxic in mouthwashing yknow

Guys when we say have a good day tomorrow at 12:03 we really mean have a good day today because it’s after midnight but no one thinks that. This is crazy guys. (Also I am so tired and am posting this cause I was talking to my friends just now and I tried to wish them a good day tomorrow but them it took me over a minute cause I kept saying dame instead of day and then started laughing uncontrollably.) This is a problem. Have a good dame today.

FR

Help 😭 Im a beginner fic writer I'm writing a fic on Wattpad but I'm not sure how to write the start of it 😕 can someone give me some tips tricks for it please

I’m board as fuck so let’s try to start a chain thing

So if you wanna join

Do one of these quiz’s: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ava_vibes/main-character-type-quiz or https://uquiz.com/quiz/H9E6EB?p=1878845

Then do one of these picrew’s of you based of your results: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/644129 or https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2384161

Here’s mine

And hers the other

Please join in and tag some people well your at it

@l1l-lesbian @novabisexualangel

Artificer school would have loved you

Most people ask me: “How the fuck did you graduate from Wizard School?”

I didn’t. I got kicked out 2 weeks in for permanently petrifying a classroom with an arcane machine I made.

I have so many thoughts and they all go to Tumblr