I Am Stupid - Blog Posts

I made a very stupid mistake today. I have a mild garlic allergy where if I eat it I'm going to be in a lot of pain for a couple hours after I've eaten it. The thing is, I fucking love garlic bread. It's objectively the best food to have ever been made and every time I eat it life gets just a bit better until the bad shit kicks in. Now, I ate garlic bread about 11 hours ago (it is currently 4:10 am) and I have been in pain for about three hours now. I'm not saying I regret my decision to eat garlic bread, I'm just saying that I regret something garlic bread flavoured that doesn't have any garlic has been invented yet.

Tldr: I'm allergic to garlic but it's fucking delicious and now I am in pain because I have no self control and I'm probably going to do the same thing in like two weeks

I can’t ever respect you, you bounded everything to make me hate you. It’s same thing every time, everyone has fun and you make light-hearted joke until you get ostracised and bullied. Not everybody can makes jokes apparently, but not all people can be friends as well. I am forced to be evil because you need me to be one. I can’t be your friend neither a bystander, I need to be the consummate for your friendships.

Even if I didn’t ever want it. That’s why I can never respect you.

Me: Okay, I am finally posting something on ao3, but I want it to be posted on Saturday

Me: *makes a typo*

Me: Oops, let me change that.

Me: *accidentally posts the chapter*

Me:...

Well... I guess enjoy the thing I posted: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54260500/chapters/137411920

hey, so i know fizz is a boy and all but what. the. fuck. i literally CANNOT look at him and see this. he doesn’t look like a guy or a girl to me. my goddamn brain is fucking UNABLE to distinguish. boy? girl? none. i’m a threat. start running.