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LOOK WHO I PULLED BITCHES

ALSO GOROUS HANGOUT WAS THE CUTEST THING

AND OFC I CAN'T FORGET ABOUT ALBEDOS RERUN AND QUEST

first of all let's talk about how I did at least 5 10 pulls and 20 single pulls on his banner (because I was impatient to wait till I got 10 😒)

AND STILL DIDN'T GET HIM LIKE🤨

but anyways I loved his quest and the travelers painting of paimon had me ctfu💀

ANOTHER THING THO THERE'S ANOTHER ALBEDO BESIDES THE ONE WE KILLED 😟 LIKE HOW MANY CLONES DO U HAVE DAWG And the one in mondstat at the end of his quest when the star on his neck flickered AND THE FACT THAT NOBODY CAN TELL IF THAT'S THE REAL ALBEDO OR NOT HAS ME SWEATING

Ppl starting ponting put official art of albedo without the mark on his neck and idk how to feel😭

So um I'm on punishment again but um..... Don't worry about that 😗✌

I have been gone for so long and alot has happened so lemme catch y'all up🤪

MORNING BLOOM ﹒🌷

childe x gn! reader

waking up with childe will never get old ♡

cw : nothing really, sleeping in the same bed, kissing?, L word😒 (i love you). first fic, cringing so hard😭

waking up, smelling a florescent scent, the scented candle he had bought you not so long ago..

face stuffed into the silk pillow, you raise your head to see him smiling at you, his face all red looking as if he was trying to.. laugh?

“what’re you gonna laugh about?”

“i’m not laughing”

“yeah? ok”

taking the pillow underneath your head you throw it right it is face, cat hair flying off it.. your recently new kitten seems to have taken a liking to your pillow. he spits out the cat hair that landed in his mouth. Grabbing you seconds later, making you lay on top of him.

“acting childish now?”

“oh, like you wouldn’t do the same” looking up at him with a huge grin on your face

he takes his hands and delicately place them on the sides of your face, pulling you in for a small peck.

you can tell he brushed his teeth before you woke up, tasting mint a small hint of what seems to be coffee? maybe tea. doesn’t matter

“how long have you been awake for?”

“mm, around.. 2 hours now”

“oh”

“hm?”

“did you eat breakfast?”

“only coffee”

you rest your head on his chest, hair falling in front of your face. You blow it out of your face, the small wind hitting childes face, his eyes squint. Your cold breath was always going to be something new to childe no matter how many times you blow in his face for whatever reason.

You’re still feeling tired and lazy, you want to sleep again. You can feel your eyelids trying not to shut. you close telling yourself “Just close them you won’t fall asleep”.

You were wrong. Like always, you fell asleep.

Childe notices the faint snoring coming from your mouth, he sighs. Pulling the covers over the both of you, giving you small kiss. He knows you felt it when he sees you smile faintly. Closing the lamp with a small light coming from it.

“I love you”

﹒ . ⊹ ⁺ ₊ 🌷 ₊ ⁺ ⊹ . ﹒

Either you're a Kaeya/Diluc simp or you're a Childe/Zhonglí simp, there's no inbetween

I thought it would be impossible to simp over game-characters. Genshin Impact proved me wrong.

So very wrong.

Throws my mafia!AU sketch at you and runs away:

Zhongli “Morax” - The Boss

Xiao “Yaksha” - The Right Hand of Morax. In charge of troops, official business with other gangs that doesn’t require Morax’s presence.

Ajax “Childe” - The Left Hand of Morax. In charge of “unofficial business” with other gangs like assassination of other gangs lider, info gathering etc. Previously known as “Tartaglia of Fatui”.

Anyway, Childe was in Fatui before but he had his reasons to betray Tsaritsa and come serve Morax.

Wow can't believe they've won the “Teyvat’t hottest power couple” award yet again! Kings

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑲𝑻𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑹 ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

—༉‧₊˚. “ Whatcha watching? ”

featuring. Childe from Genshin impact MAU | kink. peeking

synopsis. You were heading toward your friend childes dorm room to give him some college hw he missed out on in one of your early morning lectures. When you go to his place however he doesnt respond leaving you no choice but to let yourself in.

authors note. I think I hate this one…but that may just be me…

You knock on Childe's apartment door, waiting to drop off his college homework. After minutes later of no answer, you reached out for the door handle to find out the door was unlocked. Since the two of you knew each other for a while you thought it wouldn’t be that much of an invasion of privacy letting yourself in his apartment without him knowing.

Opening the door, you step inside and head towards his bedroom. As you approached, you heared moans coming from some type of device.

Peeking around the corner of the halfway opened bedroom door, your eyes widen as you saw Childe sitting on his bed, pants around his ankles, stroking his hard cock while watching porn.

The video plays on repeat, showing a girl who looks exactly like you in a skimpy outfit, moaning and pleasuring herself. Childe's eyes are glued to the screen, completely absorbed in the lewd scene. His hand moving rhythmically along his shaft, squeezing and stroking it with increasing intensity.

You watch him for a few moments, mesmerized by his focused expression, the way his muscles flex with each movement. How his orange hair falls messily over his forehead, and how his blue eyes shine with lust as he continues to touch himself.

Noticing your presence, Childe jumped, startled. His face flushed red with embarrassment as he quickly closes the laptop. He scrambles to pull up his sweatpants, trying to hide his still-hard member.

“[Y/N!] What are you doing here? I didn't hear you come in...”

He stammered, clearly flustered by being caught in such a compromising position. His blue eyes dart around nervously, unable to meet your gaze.

“It's not what it looks like, I swear! I was just...uh...researching for a project...”

As he spoke, you noticed a wet spot forming on the front of his pants, betraying his obvious arousal. The sight made you feel all warm and you find yourself getting turned on by what you just saw.

You decide to play along with his story, not wanting to make him feel too uncomfortable.

“Oh, research? That's interesting. What kind of project could possibly require that kind of research…”

You asked with a playful smirk, watching as Childe squirmed under your scrutiny. His cheeks turn an even deeper shade of red, as he fidgets with his hands.

Childe shifts uncomfortably, avoiding your gaze as he tries to come up with a believable excuse. He clears his throat and runs a hand through his hair, messing it further.

“W-well, you know how I've been working on that short story for my creative writing class? I was just trying to get some, uh, inspiration for a particularly steamy scene...”

He trailed off, his voice wavering slightly. His eyes flicker towards you briefly before darting away again, as if he's afraid to look at you directly.

You raise an eyebrow, amused by his state. A mischievous idea began to form in your mind, and you decide to have a little more fun with the situation.

“Oh, I see. Well, since you're in need of inspiration, maybe I could help you out. After all, I am your muse, aren't I?”

You take a step closer to him, your voice taking on a teasing lilt. Childe's eyes widen, and he swallows hard, his Adam's apple bobbing visibly in his throat.

“Y-you? My muse? What..makes you think that?”

Despite his words, you notice his gaze lingering on your curves, taking in the way your clothing hugged your figure in just the right ways.

“Come on, Childe. You know Im not dumb..”

“If you have a thing for me just say it already.”

You reach out and trail a finger along his jawline, feeling the heat of his skin. Childe shudders at your touch, his breath hitching in his throat.

“I... .. fuck.”

Encouraged by his reaction, you press closer to him, your breasts brushing against his chest.

Childe's breath became faster now, his pupils dilating with desire. He seemed to be fighting against his own urges, torn between his shame and his growing need for release.

“What's wrong with a little harmless fun? I promise, it'll be just like in the porno you were watching earlier.”

You let your hand slide down his chest, tracing the contours of his abs through his shirt. Childe's muscles tense under your touch, and a low groan escaped his lips.

“We shouldn't...”

But even as he protests, his body betrayed him. His erection strained against his pants, making it so he can no longer hide his arousal. You can see the internal struggle playing out on his face, as he grapples with his desires and his sense of propriety.

Sensing his weakness, you decide to push him further. You lean in close, your lips brushing against his ear as you whisper.

“Don't you want to know what it feels like? It’ll help tons..with your ‘research’ ”

You nipped gently at his earlobe, Childe shudders, a soft gasp escaping his lips. His hands come to rest on your hips, and you can feel the tension in his body slowly dissipating as he gives in.

“ God, [Y/N]... I want you so bad...”

He finally admits, his voice thick with lust. You smile triumphantly, knowing that you've broken through his defenses. You pull back slightly, your eyes locking with his as you both acknowledge the raging desire between you.

“Then why don't you show me what you've learned from all that research? I'm sure you can teach me a thing or two...”

With that, you press your lips against his in a passionate kiss, your tongue delving into his mouth to taste him fully. Childe responded eagerly, his hands roaming over your body as he explores every curve.

You break the kiss, panting heavily, and start to undo the buttons of your shirt. Childe's eyes widen as more and more skin is revealed to him, and he licks his lips in anticipation.

“You're so beautiful.”

His voice is filled with awe and desire, and it sends a thrill through your body. You finish unbuttoning your shirt and let it fall to the floor, leaving you in just your bra and skirt.

Childe leans in, his lips trailing hot kisses along your collarbone and down to the swell of your breasts. He reaches behind you to unclasp your bra, freeing your breasts from their confines. He groans appreciatively at the sight, his eyes dark with lust.

“Touch me, Childe...”

You guide his hands to your breasts, encouraging him to explore and caress them. Childe doesn't need any more encouragement, and he begins to knead and squeeze your breasts, his thumbs brushing over your nipples, sending jolts of pleasure through your body.

As he continues to worship your breasts, you reach down and start to lower his pants, freeing his rock-hard erection. You wrap your hand around it, stroking him slowly as he groans in pleasure.

“Oh god, [Y/N]... That feels amazing...”

He thrusts into your hand, his hips moving in time with your strokes. You can feel the heat emanating from his member, and it only fuels your own desire.

*You release him from your grip and push him back onto the bed. Straddling him, you grind your hips against his, feeling his hard length pressing against your clothed sex. Childe's hands grip your hips, helping you move against him.

The friction between your bodies builds as you grind against Childe, your clothed sex rubbing against his hard length. Moans of pleasure escape both of your lips as the sensations become more intense.

“Fuck, [Y/N]... You feel so good... I need to be inside you.”

His voice is rough with desire, and you can feel his hips bucking up against you, seeking more contact. You reach down and unzip your skirt, letting it fall to the floor, leaving you in just your lacy panties.

Childe's eyes widen as he takes in the sight of you, his gaze focused on the damp patch on your underwear. He hooks his fingers into the waistband and tugs them aside, exposing your wet folds to his hungry gaze.

You position yourself over him, the tip of his cock brushing against your entrance. Slowly, you sink down onto him, inch by inch, until he's fully sheathed inside you.

A deep moan tears from your throat as you feel him stretching you, filling you completely. Childe grips your hips tightly, his fingers digging into your skin as he fights the urge to thrust up into you.

“Oh fuck, [Y/N]... You're so tight... So perfect...”

He starts to move beneath you, his hips rising to meet your downward motions. The rhythm building between you, growing more intense with each passing second.

You lean forward, bracing your hands on his chest as you ride him harder. Your breasts bounce with each movement, and Childe reaches up to cup them, his thumbs rubbing over your nipples once more.

The combination of sensations is almost too much to bear, and you feel your climax building deep within you. Your inner walls start to flutter around Childe's cock, and he moans in response.

“I'm going to cum, Childe... Don't stop...”

Your words spur him on, and he thrusts up into you harder, faster, his own release approaching. With a final, powerful thrust, you both reach your peaks, crying out.

As your orgasm crashes over you, your body trembles with the force of it. Wave after wave of pleasure washes through you, and you cling to Childe, your nails digging into his chest as you ride out your climax.

Childe's grip on your hips tightens, and his body goes rigid beneath you. With a guttural moan, he releases inside you, his hot seed filling you up. The feeling of his essence pulsing within you sends another shockwave of pleasure through your body, prolonging your orgasm.

For several long moments, you both remain still. Finally, Childe loosens his grip on your hips, and you collapse onto his chest, both of you panting heavily.

You giggle softly, nuzzling into his neck. Childe wraps his arms around you, holding you close as he catches his breath.

“Round two?” Childe joked suppressing a laugh.

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Some harbinger game night hcs cuz why not??

Pierro- I just know this man would be a god at basic games like chess and checkers

Dottore seems like the type of person who would have an amazing poker face or would eat uno cards

Capitano is just happy to be there at this point

Arcleccino would throw hands 1000% when something doesn’t go her way

Columbia prob needs her beauty sleep

Pulchinella is there to make sure they don’t kill one another

Sandrone secretly messes with games so she wins

Scaramouche will do whatever it takes for him to win 100%

Pant alone is good at monopoly (I don’t make the rules)

Signora is done with all the harbingers

Genshin boys on Halloween 🎃

I know Halloween was like 3 days ago but this was in my drafts and I forgot to post it 😭

Warnings: nothing! Crack and fluff(?)

Characters: Diluc, Childe, Itto, Xiao, Cyno, Dottore

Diluc

He is definitely not celebrating. End of story.

Prob forgot that it was Halloween ngl until Klee came and asked for candy 😭

No amount of mora could convince him to dress up

Man is boring 🙁

Childe

1000% going all out

He’s never experienced this as a child so he’s really excited!

Would dress up as a funny or hot costume. No in between

Like a banana costume or would wear his normal outfit and say he’s a fatui harbinger for Halloween 🧍‍♀️

And yet everyone would believe it

Also would definitely NOT take only 1 candy from the bowls

Itto

*sigh*

You best believe he’s celebrating

Another one of the “not only taking 1 at the bowls”

Would definitely want a funny costume like a ghost

His horns would poke through the sheet tho so he would be a devil ghost(?)

You can not tell me he doesn’t trade his candy with kids for better ones

“I’ll trade you butterfingers for that full size bar!” “Wha- that’s a terrible deal!” (Sorry i don’t like butterfingers 😭)

Xiao

Will not celebrate pt 2

Would disappear before anyone could ask him to celebrate

He would watch the children trick or treat tho and make sure they stay safe

If he catches a kid taking more than 1, he’d probably wear his mask and scare the child into putting the candy back

Poor kid ran crying to their mother 💀

Cyno

Now he’s interesting

He wouldn’t dress up, but he would get in the Halloween spirit

Would crack jokes

“What do you and a Jack o lantern have in common?” “W-what?” “You both don’t have any guts. Now get up and follow me.”

“You see, Jack o lanterns have their insides taken out and you are the definition of a coward so-” “I get it, I get it!”

You get the point

Dottore

The type to lace the candy

No he probably would

Just a little sprinkle of whatever this is on the candy wont hurt

Just imagine how pissed Tighnari would be when children would come to him with hives and fevers all over them 😭

At least Dottore knows his powder works!

Lesson: don’t take candy from fatui members 😢

Sorry again I couldn’t post this on Halloween 🙁 I was trick or treating (I’m never too old to trick or treat 😡)

There was hardly any children out, like when I was a child, I would be going to every single house and then trading my candy with my brothers

Anyway hope you enjoyed!

Pawn Takes King

Pairing: Zhongli/Childe

Rating: Explicit

Chapter: One Shot

Word Count: 11425

Additional Tags: Rough Sex, Emotional Manipulation, Lovers to Ennemis, Angst, Hurt/No Comfort

Link to AO3:

Summary:

“I despise you.”

The Harbinger quirked an eyebrow, staring directly into the pool of molten gold eyes, the purest shade of cor lapis. It was a cold, but challenging gaze.

“Oh, do you now?” He sneered in dark amusement. His grip dangerously tightened around the Archon’s throat.

“No, Zhongli,” he smiled sweetly, hideously, “You love me."

-

For the sake of his mission, Tartaglia had been patient with Zhongli, slowly coaxing the good consultant into trust, into love.

And now it was finally time for him to claim his rightful due.

A blessing in disguise

Pairing: Zhongli/Childe

Rating: T

Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Chapter: One Shot (First part of the Chili Con Carne serie)

Word Count: 4531

Additional Tags: Developing Relationship, Sexual Tension, Mutual Pining, Fluff and Slight Angst, Pre-Slash, Alternative Universe No Contract

Link to AO3:

Summary:

"Childe, you came," warmly greeted Zhongli in a low rumbling voice, a soft smile slightly grazing his lips, as he stood in the farthest corner of the small convivial shop. Judging by the two stoneware handless mugs and the fuming cast iron teapot, it was clear the dark haired man had been expecting the newcomer sudden arrival.

“Good evening to you too, Zhongli xiangsheng,” returned the Harbinger with a familiar cheeky grin plastered on his features.

-

OR: That one time Zhongli invited Childe for some tea, storytelling and a hot meal... A very hot meal.

Stinky rat man whom I love :>

Simping time >:) (I'll post the finished version if it turns out good :>)

There's nothing like chilumi to make you get into digital art

I'd say not bad for a first attempt

I feel like chilumi would genuinely fall asleep listening to asmr together. Do they cuddle and stuff? Occasionally yes. Do they argue about what kind of asmr to listen to for the night? Absolutely. They would genuinely just sleep next to eachother, holding hands, and sleep listening to very soothing asmr. I honestly love that for them.

I had this idea of what chilumi would be as a tattoo (also not sure if this counts as minimalist or even semi-minimalist. My friend says it's a minimalist design but idk)

4.1 feeding us beautifully with chilumi and yet we still dont know wtf happened to him bro went for a tea party with a whale and forgot to set a reminder to come back fr fr

Yes

Found a wild tartaglia staring lovingly at my zhongli today

Honestly tho it's been wild. I've been playing since 1.3-1.4 and I genuinely thought I'd get bored of it all by now. Honestly so happy with everything. I've never interacted with the toxic side of the fandom (aside from that one dsmp x gi art I did a while back) so far and I'm really glad I'm able to enjoy the game without dealing with shit for it.

I'm excited to see what comes next now that 3.3 is on it's way :D

i love how when my friends see genshin characters as doms, i see the potential of them being subs.. like yeah rail me against the bar stand diluc. but also.. fuck i wanna fucking tug on ur hair every time u disobey the shit out of me. nd kaeya?? dont get me started on this perverted fucking pirate. oh to step on kaeya’s dick lightly as a joke until he cries from feeling the pain Nd pleasure mixing. dragging ur nails along the inners of his thighs n hear him whine like a little baby.. UGHHHHH kaeya would be so bratty too. diluc has his pride but watching it shatter when u peg the little thing.. sighs. id love to ruin childe too.. he’d try to tell u hes in charge n will pretend hes not enjoying the way ur overstimming him.. but secretly he likes it nd u can tell from the way his hips buck up n the silent moans he tries to conceal. ZHONGLI THIS FINE man idk he can rail me any time ... id love to ruin him too tho :p.. making a separate post for venti bc i love he..

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Harbingers series continues ✨️

CHAPTER UPDATE:

One Day You‘ll Love Me Again

Ch5/? of my tartali/chiLi 💧🔶 story on AO3

— bottom Zhongli, top Childe (balanced)

— pining

— melancholy

— they’re both bad at feelings

— reconciliation

— slow burn

— light angst

— sick Zhongli, hungover Childe

— +50k words

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30050613/chapters/93322468

I am reviving this story for #Zhongli’s birthday ♥ & also: Happy New Year!

Chapter 4 of my tartali / ChiLi 💧🔶 story

— #Genshin Impact

— bottom Zhongli, top Childe (trying to balance them though)

— after 1.3

— pining, lots of melancholy, they’re both bad at feelings LINK TO STORY

Chapter 3 of my Tartali/ChiLi 💧🔶 story is up

— Genshin Imapct

— bottom Zhongli, top Childe (trying to balance them though)

— after 1.3

— pining, lots of melancholy, they’re both bad at feelings

— Childe returns from Snezhnaya

— Xiao and Ganyu featured

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30050613/chapters/79697242

Chapter 2 of my TartaLi/ChiLi 💧🔶 story is up

— bottom Zhongli, top Childe (trying to balance them though)

— after 1.3

— pining, lots of melancholy, they’re both bad at feelings

— Childe returns from Snezhnaya

— Xiao and Ganyu featured

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30050613/chapters/74842605#workskin

Looking at Russian swearing tutorials for Childe in my story like

Guy in the video: Cyka blyat, my comrades!

Me: pissing my pants laughing at his greeting at the very beginning of the video already

I posted my first Genshin Impact/TartaLi story on AO3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30050613/chapters/74001786

Me: I’m gonna do this six character fanart thing to not go overboard on the requests!

Also me: I nEeD tO dO eVeRy LiTtLe DeTaIl

I’m seriously so confused with his clothes