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Alfred: It's GREAT! I can do so much cool stuff, like turn into a wolf or mist. Vampires have all sorts of cool powers! -I've been a vampire for the last.... 200? 250 years? Artie on the other hand... -Between you and me, I think the only place you'll find a picture of Artie when he was younger is in a //history textbook!// Arthur: I heard that, you dolt! @drones-of-resistance