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SPITS OUT HIS WATER--
"Yeah I tutor the Kahuna's grandkid. What 'bout it?"
"I can take on all o' you without even movin'."
"...I have like. Legs too, yanno."
^ Literally born in Alola.
^ Completely unaware of any weird plans nor anything else 'cause he's in snooze town.
Wtf is going on inside Shady House right now. Should he be worried.