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You know he jumped on this the moment he heard his opening.🤣 Fives had to be laughing from beyond the grave.
Is there an Echo in here?
S01x06: Decommissioned
on the way to the bathroom, you're russian. when you're in the bathroom, european. when you come out, you are finnish. ;)))
A couple who were attending a wedding reception spent a long time in line to meet the wedding party and congratulate the newlyweds. By the time they were finally able to go sit down, both of them were extremely thirsty.
"I'll go get us some drinks. What would you like?" the man asked his companion.
"Anything is fine. I'm too parched to be picky. Whatever you can get quickly."
The man nodded and went off to survey the drink options. First he went to the bar where spirits and mixed drinks were being served, but there were already so many other guests waiting to be served that he realized it would be a long wait.
The next option was a table where various wines were available, but once again there were so many people sampling wines and taking forever to decide which one they wanted that he gave up in frustration.
The beer table was no better. He had been hoping to just grab a couple of bottles and go, but the beer was being served draft style and many guests were already waiting in line for their turns.
He was about to give up in despair, when he finally noticed a table where punch was being served.
Much to his relief, he realized that there was no punch line.
Agreed
Political power in medieval Germany was always split between, on the one hand, the few major families whose power could rival or at least threaten the Holy Roman Emperor, and on the other hand, a collection of independent towns and smallholders. The balance of power was, one could say, between five guys, burghers, and freis.
We got this one guy at work that loves dad jokes.
Every day he comes in with a new one and every time it makes us react in various ways.
Only recently has it become clear to me thanks to him I come up with various threats that make no sense.
For example: I swear to whatever god you pray to, I shall reorganize your skeleton alphabetically and shuffle them like a deck of cards.