PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GAHD
This is basically the muted conversation from the teaser:
"Hey Demetri! Moon and I had one of those emotional talks, and we realized that my constant obsession with you was more than platonic. I'm actually bi and realized when she dated a girl, it's actually fine if I date a guy. I'm also going to mit!"
Demetri: "Eli I could've told you this the whole time. It was never about college, it was about the fact that I'm deeply in love with you and don't wanna be apart. I tried to get your attention 4 seasons ago at that party, stupid."
Eli: "Are we still binary bros then?"
Demetri: "NO! Binary boyfriends."
Cue the dramatic hug because the writers can't let two boys kiss
I think I’m gonna do another Hazbin-Descendants rewrite.
Yeah I’m gonna do Stayed Gone, but you guys can guess which two characters will be singing it.
In too many family-based sitcoms do the writers, in an effort to make the parents cooky and funny, make them bad parents, ranging from 'okay, that's a little questionable' to 'oh my god, I'm want to adopt your child'
I can't think of any jokes for Episode 6, this one might be the least funny one so far
Alright, so, I know I said I was going to rewrite Stayed Gone for two descendants characters, however, I've changed my mind, because Stayed Gone is a VERY hard song to rewrite. So, instead, I'm giving you a....
DESCENDANTS-HELLUVA REWRITE
Honestly, Descendants and Helluva have more similarities than Descendants and Hazbin now that I think about it. Anyways, yeah, Descendants-Helluva Rewrite coming probably in the next hour or two.
I'll give you a hint as to what character and song, both the character I'm rewriting it for and the character who originally sung it are associated with blue.
Eli’s getting ‘hawk tuah’d to death
If Cobra Kai took place in 2024 would the teen characters use brainrot terms (either unironically or ironically) bc I think they would
So…Lab Rats Question. If the rats were supposed to be kept completely secret in the first three seasons…then why did they never wear masks?
Like deadass, they didn’t even wear anything to hide their identities, AND they were leaving personal items all over the place (literally midway through an episode where Chase smacked Adam’s phone out of his hands in a warehouse and they just left it there).
Okay so I thought of an amazing song idea for Season 5 of my Cobra Kai The Musical posts but I have to actually write Season 4 to get to it😭
Let’s play a game, I’ll write some lyrics I thought up for the song and you guys try to guess who’s singing it. If you guess correctly you get…Idfk, a cookie or something.
Maybe if you’d lived just a bit longer
I would have never turned into this spoiled brat
Maybe if you’d been just a little bit stronger
I’d have been smart enough to see through all the cracks
Wo-o-ah
For everyone, you’ve fixed their lives
But you died before you even witnessed mine
I would’ve never took the fall, but things don’t work that way at all
On EVERYBODY’S soul INCLUDING mine this woulda made the show peak 🗣️‼️
My boyfriend broke my arm then saved me from his evil henchmen like two weeks later?!1?1! (EMOTIONAL STORYTIME) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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thinking about the scene where robby steals the laptop and one of his friends tells him to have each buyer send him half the money and then give it to whoever shows up first, and robby goes “but what about the other one 🥺” baby do you even know what business you’re in
Headcanon: One time, Trent visited the bionic island for a week, and for that whole week, Leo relentlessly bullied and humiliated him. No one stopped him. No one tried to tell him it’s wrong. Because they know that if it wasn’t him doing it, it would be them.