Simply Miraculous Anecdote #2

Reblogging for awareness

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Chat, I wrote this in a drunken stupor (and by drunken stupor I mean at midnight running on 2 hours of sleep)

Hell is Forver (Descendants Rewrite)

[Ben]

I know the Isle’s population is less than ideal

They’re raised up for violence, to lie and to steal

But if we extend a hand and we make them a deal

To live in Auradon

I can see I’m losin’ ya, hold on!

I’ve heard of their stories, the lost and misplaced

Their ancestor’s teachings are hard to erase

But if we teach them remorse and we give them a place

Before their too far gone

It’ll be a happy day in-

[Chad]

Let me stop you right there, you can’t be this naive

So what you’re suggesting is letting them leave

From the Isle, it’s all smiles, till they turn on us all

They’ll come and act all nice until our bodies are sprawled

Cus’ Karma’s forever whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot

They’re punished for their treason, they’re in there for a reason

They live their horrid lives because it’s what they deserve

[Ben]

Come on, Chad-

[Chad]

Just try to chillax, Ben, stop wasting your time

Did you forget what they did, the extent of their crimes?

Are they winners, are they sinners cus’ it’s cut and dry

Fair is fair, an eye for an eye, yeah!

There’s no room to debate

There’s no questioning fate

Compared to us, who have spawned from heroes

Those little VK’s are simply zeroes!

*air guitar sounds* Guitar solo, oh yeah! *more air guitar sounds*

[Ben]

Uggghhh

[Chad]

Karma’s forever whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot

They’re punished for their treason, they’re in there for a reason

They live their horrid lives because it’s what they deserve

Buddy, Karma’s forever, it’ll never fade away

So don’t protect them from the debts that they were destined to pay!

The only destination, if you keep this inclination, if you make this determination

You’ll cast our homes to ruination!

[Ben]

What?

[Chad]

In the end, you’re the king, so do what you wanna do

But if we all end dead, then Ben, it’s all on you

Love this cus it also applies to Sam

I fully believe Johnny thinks he's straight because he doesn't know bisexuality exists

Torymetri is such a funny ship to me because like…that relationship wouldn’t last more than a few days. This is a ‘one night stand’ ahh ship at best.

Tory is abrasive, no-nonsense, and has major anger issues.

Demetri is snarky, blunt, and an absolute pessimist.

It’d be a miracle if these two could co-exist alone in a room together pre-Season 6 for more than five minutes without Demetri crossing a line and Tory actually yeeting him out the window.

If I end up writing a musical episode for Simply Miraculous (which is highly likely), someone’s gonna sing Loser, Baby whether you like it or not

On EVERYBODY’S soul INCLUDING mine this woulda made the show peak 🗣️‼️

My boyfriend broke my arm then saved me from his evil henchmen like two weeks later?!1?1! (EMOTIONAL STORYTIME) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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Cobra Konundrums Episode Idea 1

Sam: *bursts into Robby’s room* YOU!

Robby: Hmm?

Sam: Stop stealing my dad.

Robby: *takes long sip of ice tea*…no.

Sam: You son of a BITCH-

Robby: LET ME HAVE THIS!

That one Sinjin’s Sock Puppet episode with Jade in it got me worried cus how fucked in the head do you have to be for Jade “Casual Murderer” West to be sympathetic towards you

Random Sentimonsters In The Paon Royale AU

➤ Storming Dove: Storming Dove is Aurore's sentimonster, and it's replacing Stormy Weather. It's a large bird with brown feathers, some white feathers, and a spiked beak. This bird controls the weather and can speak, as most sentimonsters will in this AU. The name is a play on the Mourning Dove, which is a type of bird. I congratulated myself after coming up with that.

➤ Pigeon Lord: Another bird-based sentimonster because I was too proud of Storming Dove to change it. This sentimonster is analogous to Mr.Pigeon and he has the same powers. The difference is that he is shirtless, muscled, and has a pigeon head. Some of Pigeon Lord's pigeons have special abilities such as coating themselves in flames, sharp teeth, and super strength. Honestly, I feel like the writers of the show were simply having fun when they came up with Mr. Pigeon, so I'm gonna make this crazier.

➤ The Chronicle: The Chronicle is replacing The Evillustrator. It's a sentient floating sketchbook that can create anything it wants. It can create anything, but it can only exist 30 seconds. Didn't really want to make it too overpowered so that it's able to be defeated. Nathaniel helps defeat it by throwing water on it, since that's a weakness all books have.

➤ Bodybuilder: Kim's sentimonster, replacing Dark Cupid. I felt like this fit Kim more than Dark Cupid due to his athleticism. It looks a lot like a human but has steel skin, slick red hair, and a sleeve-less jumpsuit with Dark Cupid's color scheme. Obviously, it has super strength and super jumps. It can also release beams from it's eyes that have the same effect as Dark Cupid's arrows.

➤ Eyebrarian: Gabriel's sentimonster, replacing the Collector. This sentimonster was modeled after what Gabriel thinks of Natalie. It has three eyes and the third eye can emit light, causing whatever gets hit by it to disappear and become a drawing in a book that it holds. It has enhanced agility, making it hard to hit.