Tryna prove a point to my mom
Legend
method acting at it’s finest
Voltron:*releases new trailer*
Fandom:* instantly starts breaking down the trailer studying every second of it*
Gay lance shippers: LaNcE iS aLoNe WiTh AlLuRa We MuSt GeT rId Of PrInCeSs REEEEEEEEEEE
Allurance shippers: *sobbing on the floor* IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING OMMGGGGGG
Klance: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY EVERYONE GET IT AWAY FRON LANCE SHE'S WITU LANFE THAT'S NOT OOOKKKKKKKK
Whole fandom:*sees Keith in the one scene* OUR GOD IS A BEAUTIFUL EMO BOI LOOK AT HIM *cries*
Shiro shippers: WHERE TF IS MY SPACE DAD *sees him in the trailer* *starts sobbing* HE'S SO BEAUTFUL LOOK AT HIM BEING A GOOD SPACE DAD
Voltron: .... what the FUCK... what have we created... it was like a 30 second trailer..... and you all... just..... what.. have i done.......
Fandom: *slowly backs away into dark corner hissing and sobbing taking the characters with them while some rock back and forth slowly replaying the trailer like a damn war flash back while some are already getting fan art made and fan fictions*
Voltron: someone delete it... DELETE IT NOW IT'S CORRUPTING THEM!!!! TAKE IT AWAY ALL OF IT AND RUN
TAEHYUNG
JIMIN
YOONGI
HOSEOK
NAMJOON
JUNGKOOK
JIN
i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
Yuu: is this allowed?
Mika: yuu, all we’re doing is holding hands while shopping
Yuu: yeah! That’s gay, Mika!
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openly angsty
wears black (oh wait, no-)
has messy hair
runs into situations without thinking
strong internally
has had ______ for only a day but if anything happens to them or it, the red gay will kill everyone in the room and then themself
family problems
looks up to someone (who they’ll probably be the successor of)
(is this where i insert the feline traits???)
hides true emotions with denial
but when around the blue gay, they become the softest of gays ever
fine examples include: keith kogane, ruby, catra
wants to be the best
does their best
calmer, but dealing with emotional issues
very confused about life
good hair *thumbs up*
wants to impress others
talks to others for advice
sometimes bottles everything up
openly shows love
admired others for their strengths
needs a lot of love and attention
puzzling past with the red gay
but all the same, they warm up to each other in time, with the blue gay taking care of their partner
because after all, they’re in love
fine examples include: lance mcclain, sapphire, adora
࿇ ══━━━━✥◈✥━━━━══ ࿇ LGB(T) ⛓ꜱᴀᴅ ᴋɪɴɢ ꜱʜɪᴛ⛓ --- † --- † ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ † †𝟙𝟠† † ꜱʟᴏᴡ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ † †ʙᴛꜱ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ† 𝔽𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕪 𝕥𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 @/ Slothboi_
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