You’re A Cisgender, Heterosexual, Heteroromantic Man??? What The Fuck Stop Microlabeling

there is literally a revolution going on and i just,,, have to do my math homework

stop being a pussy and admit the onceler is hot

i did not consent to this feeling

my gender is no tits but my sexuality is yes tits

goblincore and cottagecore both like frogs but the difference is that in cottagecore you wanna give the frogs a gentle kiss

dad: what’s it called?? picture fuck????

me: f-facebook...?

dad:

dad:

dad: yeah

fuck you LIBTARDS, my gender is whatever gets me laid

can someone write a song about moth man called “the man, the moth, the legend”

I just heard a mike bloomerg ad on the radio??wth!! you dropped out, mike!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!

i tip my toes into your pool and you scream as they disintegrate into the water