Dad: What’s It Called?? Picture Fuck????

*does 10 pounds of cocaine*

omg guys i’m such a crackhead hahahaha u can’t bring me anywhere

there’s eyeballs in my head????

you’re a h-heterosexual??? a,,,,,,, a Straight???? and you have a tumblr??????? are, are you sure you’re not confused???

in the next animal crossing game timmy and tommy will be all grown up and working at femboy hooters

guys ive come back for the pron where is it show it to me please i wanna see what it looks like after this website was cleansed please its gonna make me coom so hard like never before guys please

not to be straight but I actually have 2 different types of bois I’m in to

Nice, kinda nerdy boys. They have a really dumb sense of humor and are able to laugh with you, but they can also have a serious discussion about politics or a movie. They’re smarter than you’ll ever be, but it’s ok because they aren’t narcissistic about it and never try to argue with your core beliefs. They’d offer to pay for dinner but wouldn’t bat an eye if you offered to pay. They wanna take things slow and nearly die at the idea of just holding your hand. They truly do care about you and just wanna make you smile.

and eboys

are you a mommy issues gay or a daddy issues gay

sometimes I want my insides to be wet

not in a sexy way but in a soup way

my dad, yelling at the radio with sports commentators that he put on: shut up!!! there are no more Sports

two lesbians, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart because they’re each not sure if the other one likes them and they’re both too scared to make the first move