Steph: got concussed to the point of now having brain damage but her parents didn't believe her so she ignored it until she fell down 2 flights of stairs because she had no coordination as a result of brain damage.
Duke: broke his hand and walked to the hospital then got chased by the police wondering why they were out late. They got to the hospital, and he had two too many bones in it because two of then snapped in half.
Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts
Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again
Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse
Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars
Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase
Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in
LMAO FR BUT ME BEING PAN
゚.+:。(ФωФ)゚.+:。
Izuku in every vigilante fic be like:
alfred gave them the sheets
I just got hit by the most universe starting cramps. I'm on the floor, writing my will, vomit pooling on the floor beside me. This is it. This is the end. Tell my cat I love her.
Katsuki: It’s dark in here Izuku: Don’t worry dude I got this Izuku: *Stomps their feet* Izuku: *Skechers light up*
I find the best way to deal with being hit by a car is to make a hot chocolate with some chilly and hazelnut in it. It heals your inside wounds!
“Okay, I know Midoriya has the entertainment level of crack cocaine but it’ll be easier on my mental health if everyone ignores him. I’m begging here.” – Aizawa
Apparition : https://archiveofourown.org/works/23396779 I'd really like to say I think this is really neat 🤗
I think I understand what it feels like to be in love now.
Unfortunately, I have done this.
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
Shouta: What is your biggest weakness? Vigilante Izuku: I can be uncooperative. Tsukauchi: Okay, can you give us an example? Vigilante Izuku: No.
hey guys im back! it only took a failed relationship and falling in love with a guy who has to go back to german who "doesn't want to hold me back with a long distance relationship".
what did i miss?