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Hey, whats'a knuckle sandwhich?

The inevitable rebellion would always have a bunch of job openings though

bro wtf, u ok?

I'm just sad because teleporters could never work. Even if we had the technology to do it, someone would just use it to teleport a bear into a hospital or something then we'd ALL lose our teleporter privileges. I hate that man is hubris to man. Also the airplane companies wouldn't allow it, who knows, maybe someone already made teleporters but it would disrupt too many jobs. The truth is, capitalism is anti-future, because convenience removes opportunities to monetize inconvenience. Just sad about that, you know?

Wait was the shrek fairy godmother a metaphor for Disney

But they need it for their Satanic Giratinan rituals to stay eternally 10.

Why don’t more pokemon have blood-based attacks

If you’re not a coward then yes, send it right into a church

The problem with society today is that damn internet

jason todd nightwing | red hood | robin | batgirl

How do I lose all sense of shame?

Hey why are you asking me this

Wednesday pretty much went through process of elimination to find the culprit and still had the answer given to her right?

But doofenshmirtz

I miss villains being purely evil. No complicated sad backstory, no fucked up childhood, they just felt like being an asshole because it’s better than working for Amazon.

I’d like to consider myself the elf of humans