I’d Like To Consider Myself The Elf Of Humans

The inevitable rebellion would always have a bunch of job openings though

bro wtf, u ok?

I'm just sad because teleporters could never work. Even if we had the technology to do it, someone would just use it to teleport a bear into a hospital or something then we'd ALL lose our teleporter privileges. I hate that man is hubris to man. Also the airplane companies wouldn't allow it, who knows, maybe someone already made teleporters but it would disrupt too many jobs. The truth is, capitalism is anti-future, because convenience removes opportunities to monetize inconvenience. Just sad about that, you know?

That’s nice

*puts it in the deathbed confession box*

I know you’re angry, I know you’re only angry because you’ve been angry for so long. You’re afraid of what you’ll be if you take that away, you’re afraid that’s all you are. 

I love chewing when in constant pain and when every movement brings further pain and every time my teeth touch it doubles

Through the sweet sweet power of denial

A dead Sans is a good Sans. And you know what's even better? Dead Yugo.

Nobody can kill me

I'm immortal

If I were another man in another life,

Id dedicate my life to poetry about graveyards.

And how they deep into life from the internet and fanfiction to leftover conversations that grab your attention every time you talk with an old friend or just look at your contact

But doofenshmirtz

I miss villains being purely evil. No complicated sad backstory, no fucked up childhood, they just felt like being an asshole because it’s better than working for Amazon.

‘Look like’

Well if you tag my posts like this it then it makes me look like a fucking lunatic

Wait was the shrek fairy godmother a metaphor for Disney

What about the sheer force of that one thing you don’t particularly care about yet have the sudden urge to do

The desperate desire to be healthy overshadowed by the sheer force of a hamburger

Wednesday pretty much went through process of elimination to find the culprit and still had the answer given to her right?