House MD + Text Posts Pt. 25/?

My contribution to the House MD fandom

I am a comedic genius

Chase infodumped so hard here. House plays poorly, he immediately gave advice that a casual player wouldn't care about, and then gets a strike to reemphasize his point. Diversity win! your rebound for your situationship/several-year long marriage is autistic and is absolutely pummeling you in bowling.

I love Chase’s s4 hair omg!

Robert Chase is a licensed hypnotist, has a borderline sexual relationship with God, feels guilty constantly but not regretful, and with your help he can also be transgender. Inject that downright horrid blonde beast with hrt and I dont care what flavor.

"straight actors shouldn't play gay roles" and how do you think Robert Sean Leonard is going to support his family????

This is in fact my thoughts on James Wilson

characters will have big brown eyes and im supposed to not hc them as a regressor???

just now realising that Chase probably had an even thicker Australian accent before House bullied it out of him

HES SO SILLY!! (I say as he confesses to a priest that he killed a man(yes I’m on THAT episode))

I fear this is a callout post for myself