I Am A Comedic Genius

House trapping Wilson in a comedically large fishing net like a wilie coyote and Roadrunner cartoon is so fucking funny to me

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PRETTY BOY!!

House M.D – “Hunting”, Season Two.

James Wilson should have superpowers/a mutation that House tries and fails to logically explain away

I like empath/telepath Wilson who never learnt to communicate "normally" with people bc he can just Know how they're feeling. or maybe he can see ghosts and is literally haunted by all his dead patients. dealer's choice

Wilson(to House) :Gay son or thot daughter?

House: ...

Thirteen:Can I be the gay son? I have always wanted to be the gay son

House:Chase you are the thot daughter

Chase:🥰

what if I literally ate you and your art abilities and didnt give them ba ck

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

Youtube really had to remind me like that

THEYRE SO MARRIED

House —1.17, Role Model

i just think the show would be greatly improved if we had yuri/yaoi solidarity i mean LOOK at them