I Never Shipped Taubner (probably Bc I Never Noticed Them At All) But Wtf This Is Fruit Basket Behaviour

Hitting the favs with the crip beam!!

i forget if i've sent this before, ignore this if i have, but chase forearm crutches user ‼️

You have not!! This one was really fun :)) Thank you for requesting!!!

Wilson's sweater vests are so preppy

THEY!!!!

Can I have house and his ducklings going ice skating... 🥺🥺make house with those penguin ice rink helper thingies 🙏 the rest of the threes, you can decide their experience

What a cute request omg ahhahah Thank you so much for requesting!

I love how everyone else in the hospital just functions normally and then there's the diagnostics team

MORE things that actually happened in House MD in no particular order

i love this show. some minor, vague spoilers!!!

Wilson pretends to date a prostitute

House holds a patient hostage in an elevator

House makes a police officer drop his pants during a physical because the guy was profiling him

The police officer then spent the next several episodes attempting to ruin House's life in retaliation

Chase attempts to dominate a patient to get him to sign a consent form after the patient's dominatrix is arrested

House breaks an MRI machine by trying to put a really fat patient in it

House convinces a patient to sue Wilson

House breaks into a woman's computer to prove she's lying to her daughter

House and Cuddy manipulate a patient with Mirror Syndrome to determine who is dominant in their relationship

Wilson asks House to electrically stimulate his own hypothalamus (EXTREMELY DANGEROUS) to recall a memory from the deep recesses of his mind in hopes of saving a patient

A billionaire buys the hospital and fires Wilson for refusing to vote to fire House

House lies to the transplant committee to get a new heart for a bulimic woman

House performs a vaginal exam on a patient while trapped inside an elevator

House sabotages a former employee's interviews to prevent him from getting hired

Foreman leaves the medical malpractice department to go work at another hospital where he is fired for committing medical malpractice

House accuses his best friend of sleeping with the female version of himself (and neither of them deny it)

House wakes up a patient from a ten-year-long coma to go get him a sandwich

House lies to a pregnant woman and her husband on Christmas that she is going to have a medically anomalous virgin birth

House hires a woman to pretend to have an deadly neurological illness as revenge after Kutner opens an online second-opinion clinic in House's name

Foreman irradiates a woman's entire body and kills her

Foreman intentionally tries to infect Cameron with a deadly unidentified illness

Foreman breaks into Thirteen's house

House gives a crazed gunman back his weapon in order to find the right diagnosis for him

Thirteen gets injected with like six different drugs while being held hostage by aforementioned crazed gunman so he can prove that it's not poison

this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

"straight actors shouldn't play gay roles" and how do you think Robert Sean Leonard is going to support his family????

Honestly I get the people that want hilson to be chatoic and toxic and horrible but sometimes I just wanna se my blorbos happy...

y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.

Foreman finally figured it out <3