Wilson's Sweater Vests Are So Preppy

Y’all! Imagine if Chase was there on a work visa, imagine Cameron and Forman finding out and desperately trying to get him a job after he gets fired, walk with me here

THEYRE SO STUPID I LOEV THEM

they are 12 year old boys

Robert Chase is a licensed hypnotist, has a borderline sexual relationship with God, feels guilty constantly but not regretful, and with your help he can also be transgender. Inject that downright horrid blonde beast with hrt and I dont care what flavor.

I desperately want tiny Chase back, he’s very special to me

this is so funny. ducklings from wish.

THE CUBS OMFG

inspired by og ducklings request: maybe some new ducklings shenanigans with taub thirteen and kutner? :3

Whats going on?

An unofficial sequel to this post hahaha. In my head I refer to this bunch as "the cubs" since they follow mama like ducklings but just seem a biiiit more independent lol. Thank you for requesting!!!

DISABLED CHASE

musing about disabled chase. i think he would retain weakness in his legs and some like. nerve damage that causes chronic pain after recovering from the stabbing so he has to use forearm crutches and occasionally a wheelchair if it's a bad day (he would only do this if he just straight up couldn't walk that day.) he would def have huge insecurities about being disabled and would probably feel like people were pitying him and shit if they helped him even a little bit do he refuses any help whatsoever even when he needs it. um that's all i got for now

love when there’s like 4 people online and we keep reblogging the same posts from each other. literally just 4 bitches hanging out and telling each other “exactlyyyyy”

think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.

10/10 dad joke

flicks his ear, drinks his coffee, criticizes the sugar level of his coffee ... Wilson can’t even have a single moment of rest