I Love How Everyone Else In The Hospital Just Functions Normally And Then There's The Diagnostics Team

an actual canon, legitimate conversation between house and wilson AT WORK:

House: I need my apartment key back.

Wilson: If you’re breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?

House: Maybe if you weren’t all nag, and no shag…

Wilson: I don’t sleep with married men.

you cannot make this shit up.

Youtube really had to remind me like that

honestly with the amount of trans headcanons for this show, everyone is severely overlooking the fact that cuddy's canonical specialty is endocrinology . she's literally a hormone doctor. shots for everyone

Everyone in this site talking about their favourite characters

Missing Chase’s hair, COME BACK THE KIDS MISS YOU

HIS HAIR WAS SO GOOD UNTIL CAMERON TOOK IT IN THE DIVORCE

OH MY GOODNESS MY BABY

something anything to do with chases childhood trauma? Pretty please? Maybe angsty? Only if you wanna ofc I love ur art so much also your style is so edible

What if i ate glass

Anyways, thank you so much for the kind words <333 I hope you enjoy this painful piece. Thank you for requesting!

house is such agere bait it's not even funny. look at them. why does he have a little doctor teddy bear

The more I learn about House MD the more I’m convinced everyone is in on some practical joke I don’t know about. What do you MEAN House put Wilson in a giant fucking fish net? How did he even do that?? Is this what people who don’t watch Supernatural feel like when logging onto tumblr dot com

An hour of enrichment a day keeps your pet house tamed for a while

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au