This Is Beautiful, It’s Basically @spencervarjak In My Hat 😂

This is to all of the fakes and haters out there that my friends and I have had to do deal with this past school year.

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

That awkward moment when you realize the only designer bags you will ever be able to afford are the ones under your eyes.

Alexei deserved so much better, I’m not gonna lie I cried when he died. I’m that person who gets attached to minor fictional characters way too easily. All he wanted was to watch Looney Toons and drink cherry slushees from 7/11.

Shower Thoughts

If you think about it a horror movie is just a try not to die challenge for the main character.

You ever think about how weird toes are? They are just fingers for your feet.

You know how they say not to feed gremlins after midnight? If you think about it every time is after midnight.

Sting rays are just sea pancakes.

Snakes are noodles and venomous snakes are just danger noodles.

If someone was reading your mind and you were reading their mind, would you be reading your own thoughts?

Bears are just danger floofs.

Done with certain people from school not gonna lie (summer vacation is so close yet so far away)

I am all of the above

reblog this if you have no skills, have no will to live, need a nap, or just really like cats

It is I, Bitchard the fourth of their name ✨

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

Currently my mood considering it is Monday and I haven’t had caffeine since Thursday

I made a Billie Eilish phone wallpaper, I was bored