I am all of the above
reblog this if you have no skills, have no will to live, need a nap, or just really like cats
If you think about it a horror movie is just a try not to die challenge for the main character.
You ever think about how weird toes are? They are just fingers for your feet.
You know how they say not to feed gremlins after midnight? If you think about it every time is after midnight.
Sting rays are just sea pancakes.
Snakes are noodles and venomous snakes are just danger noodles.
If someone was reading your mind and you were reading their mind, would you be reading your own thoughts?
Bears are just danger floofs.
SAY GAY
It is I, Bitchard the fourth of their name ✨
youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???
i am on the FLOOR
How I felt when I realized I have to teach myself both Spanish and geometry because neither of my teachers will... please end my suffering
Don’t die it’s bad for your health, funerals are expensive, and that’s just a lot of paperwork
Me
“What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.”
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Wassup, it me
*aggressively finger guns*
So you know how people compare schools to prisons, well mine can honestly be called that. The person who designed my school was a prison architect, more than half of the classrooms don’t have windows. Therefore every time I walk outside I’m pretty much blinded by natural light.
1. Talking with my friends
2. Listening to music
3. Making art
4. Playing with my cats
5. Reading
I’m just gonna tag some of my followers, my bestie, and some other blogs I follow. Keep spreading the positivity everyone!!!! ❤️
@spencervarjak @glenny-boy @aprilsweet68 @rosegoldwendigo @honeysheadcanons @aaliyah-draws @destined-ghost @dngrs-untld-hrshps-unnmbrd @fanotastic
List five things that make you happy then send this ask to the last 10 people who reblogged your posts. Spread the positivity!
1. playing board games
2. live music
3. all my internet friends lol
4. halloween
5. starkid music specifically
Thanks for the ask ✨
and I’ve already sent this to way too many people so uh I’m gonna tag some people instead: @thejljonathans @halfpasteleventhhour @notthe-latte-hottay @chaoticgayalienpirate @retrobhaddie
Made this for my favorite Targaryen @spencervarjak
lvl 22, nonbinary pansexual Taurus, INFP, Engram 4, Life Path 11 Caffine is my will to live
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