Me When I Look At My Grades

My friend drank 2 of these and I’m wondering how he is still alive and where I can get one. ( just trust me when I say to read the back, it’s great )

I’m a queen, not some damsel in distress.

Me

SAY GAY

Tallahassee Democrat

Leon County School Board approves LGBTQ guide after fierce debate

Parents who spoke at Tuesday's meeting argued if they are not notified about a queer student, it's a violation of their parental rights.

I am all of the above

reblog this if you have no skills, have no will to live, need a nap, or just really like cats

It is I, Bitchard the fourth of their name ✨

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

I just took 3 tests and I have 3 tomorrow and more the day after that

Done with certain people from school not gonna lie (summer vacation is so close yet so far away)

Florida Trip Story Time

So I traveled with my highschool band and choir to perform in Florida. I’m in the marching band and we performed in the Disney World parade, the choir sang at Disney Springs.

Anyways so I’m with some friends waiting to watch the choir perform, just sitting there eating soft pretzels. One of my friends Cameron, spots a bird and yells “BIRB”. To which she then takes a small bit of her pretzel and gives it to the birb bird. Another bird comes and another, and then a few more. She just kept feeding them.

Me: Cam, you might want to stop feeding the birds.

Cameron: I can’t they are too cute!

Me: Um you might wanna look down...

*currently surrounded by at least 20 birds*

Cameron: Ohh...

To which we then tried finding a new spot and the birds following us. No matter how much we tried the birds would not leave us alone, so we made a break for it and eventually lost them.

Afterwards my band director came up to me and said he saw the whole thing happen, and asked “Do I even want to know?” Shaking my head no he sighed and left.

This is why you don’t feed the birds because they will come after you.

Gay Fairy, at least it’s accurate ✨

i got gay daddy too 😂