So You’re Using The Magical Bag Of Holding…to Store 100 Apples?

The adventures of Guude and Etho’s clothes.

By killing spiders you see near you, you are allowing only the sneaky spiders to breed, creating an evolved species of super sneaky spiders that you won’t see coming for you.

Biologically Delicious

Technically, we aren't taking up any more space, just preventing the environment from reusing our remains.

Being buried is kind of selfish. We take up so much room while we’re alive, apparently that’s not enough, we also need a permanent spot when we die.

Heavens yes, give me a Bonk.

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

And then people who do neither ask, “Why don’t you play them yourself?”  The correct answer would be, “We’re lazy and crave cheap entertainment.” 

People wonder why I watch other people play online games. I wonder why they watch other people play sports.

You’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for

stealy wheely automobiley

oh my god

Magical Highlighter:  Make yourself look like a CGI character! 

Warning: May contain trace elements of pixie dust and nuts.