You Should've Made It Be Gas Powered.

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

“He saw MissingNo. in the basement, even without a phone. It wasn’t flat like he thought. A motley of static camouflaged teeth and dark eyes.” -QuietPineTrees

I can’t wait until people stay as people. 

I can’t wait till women feel safe I can’t wait till black people feel safe I can’t wait till gay and trans people feel safe I can’t wait till Muslim people feel safe I can’t wait till Hispanic people feel safe I can’t wait till Asian people feel safe I can’t wait till all minorities wake up in the morning with a sense of tranquility and security and not have to deal with fighting for a basic human right that’s been deserved upon since the beginning

Same. 

Get spooked. 

He later messaged me saying “i’m not even mad, that was funny gg”

THEY'VE BETRAYED US

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

Okay, but why is he half nude. 

100 Years of Beauty Men: India [x]

“Are you seriously going to fight him with a ballpoint pen?” “The pen is mightier than the sword”

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The adventures of Guude and Etho’s clothes.

“The characters in his novel were desperately trying to use their own science to prove he didn’t exist. He was almost willing to let them.” -QuietPineTrees