I Read The Sleep Walking As Sheep Walking And That Makes The Post Perfect

ohhhhh okay

They could all be guys too, of course, and it could even be something as simple as one is really tall and thin and one is really short and round and they are both into this guy in a suit who orders them to do crimes while he smokes his cigar, and they are both so madly in love with him that they do them, and they always fight with each other but it's actually them learning to work together and it is from that cooperation that they learn that it can work between the three of them, and the cigar guy was actually doing the crimes to teach them that they both loved each other, but now he also knows they both love him and he can't give up the act now, he has to live the lie

m/m/f has had had too much of a stranglehold on the polybait industry. we have to evolve. we have to flip the scripts. we need two girls who are ostensibly both in love with the same dude but have an incredibly charged and potent interpersonal dynamic with each other that is equally as weighty as the romance it is supposedly being presented in opposition to. we need a girl protagonist who has a canonical love interest but is also overwhelmingly and undeniably in love with her same gendered best friend that the source material desperately tries to no homo. of course it goes without saying that they could just all be girls too and that's also fine. we have options, is what i'm saying.

Today's Seals Are: Every Body Get Sleepy

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

Their POV

How did I not find appeal in this website when I was a kid? everyone is so chill and has cool art or actually funny jokes but I guess I liked the timeline function twitter had more???? I used to, and still do, follow a decently sized pokemon comic, and they hosted their Asks here, and I always liked scrolling through it, but never went past that, thinking anything past it would be people being loud about stranger things or how their favorite death note character should step on them so they can thank them for it, and while both of those are true, it's way cuter than I gave it credit for? I guess??? I really wish I had gotten on here sooner, even if I hate how reblogs work and if you follow people who have mutual mutuals the posts show up 3 times in a row, and even if I don't like how new art gets kinda mushed away by said re-re-reblogs without anything added, it STILL manages to feel more comfortable and cozy than other web-based social media. Discord's about the only one that competes, and that's bc it's not remotely the same type of social media interaction at all IDK why I wrote this, just had thoughts I chose to think

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

Yus

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