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Sorry if you’ve already been asked this, or if it is an uncomfortable question and you don’t want to answer, but if it exists in ISAT would the chocolate-filled laminated dough pastry be called pain au chocolat, chocolatine, or something else? Also, would Siffrin eat one or is it too similar to a croissant?

oh my god. Oh my god??? I can't belive you would ask me this. On my daughter's wife's dog's birthday. You're asking me this. As if there could be multiple answers. It's pain au chocolat. And nothing else!!!! Siffrin eats those just fine

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I assume without checking that chips are named bc they look like chips of wood with the way they curl, I refuse to give ground to the British

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

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