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i don't remember what originally inspired this but!!!! i think siffrin would be really happy to see other weather

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

Enough about cultivating an audience, when is the harvest?

They could all be guys too, of course, and it could even be something as simple as one is really tall and thin and one is really short and round and they are both into this guy in a suit who orders them to do crimes while he smokes his cigar, and they are both so madly in love with him that they do them, and they always fight with each other but it's actually them learning to work together and it is from that cooperation that they learn that it can work between the three of them, and the cigar guy was actually doing the crimes to teach them that they both loved each other, but now he also knows they both love him and he can't give up the act now, he has to live the lie

m/m/f has had had too much of a stranglehold on the polybait industry. we have to evolve. we have to flip the scripts. we need two girls who are ostensibly both in love with the same dude but have an incredibly charged and potent interpersonal dynamic with each other that is equally as weighty as the romance it is supposedly being presented in opposition to. we need a girl protagonist who has a canonical love interest but is also overwhelmingly and undeniably in love with her same gendered best friend that the source material desperately tries to no homo. of course it goes without saying that they could just all be girls too and that's also fine. we have options, is what i'm saying.

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Cool

here’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing

I order to come up with how the new spell would work, they talk to their wizarding familiar like a programmer to their duck

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

im sure someone already made a post about it but i came across a ublock origin add-on that blacklists around 950 AI websites and disables AI overview ☝️ so u can be free from seeing AI in your search

made a matching morg so they dont have to be separated

Listen, I’m only 6 episodes into the podcast, but you can’t tell me this isn’t just Welcome to Night Vale

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

Come over to my house and press my girl's love button

sulemio fairy au 🦋✨

sulemio fairy au 🦋✨

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

Tussling with yet another failed attempt to get into the pokeymans (I think rationally it's probably a genre that is Not For Me, like platformers, but that seems so fucking *stupid*), and I have Some Questions for People. Unfortunately I can only put one poll per post, so please be patient while I stack some reblogs.

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

your idiot.png

(idk if anybody already did this tho 😅)

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

what if it GETS her though 😥

met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality

thinking again about vampirism as disability

thinking again about vampirism as disability

i love poison omelette

Give her the Gep Gun

molly floating in the void w/ clouds