Joshua: Vernon Doesn’t Have A Life Plan. He Doesn’t Even Have A Day Plan

Woozi: you're so handsome when you're sleeping

Hoshi: should i sleep every single day?

Woozi: yes, don't wake up

Jorel: I SWEAR I’M NOT CUTE

Jorel: DON’T CALL ME THAT

Jorel: I AM EVIL

Jorel: I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

Jorel: FEAR ME

Vanessa:

Vanessa: Cute

Jorel: hold the fuck up

Danny: excuse me?

Jorel: i said, hold the fuck up

Danny:

Danny: im the fuck up. hold me.

Charlie: And now for a gay update from Dylan.

Dylan: Getting gayer

Charlie: Thank you Dylan and now to the weather-

Hakyeon [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Taekwoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Hakyeon: I absolutely fucking do not.

Danny,picking up the phone: Hello?

Johnny: It's Johnny

Danny: What did he do this time?

Johnny: No it's me! It's actually Johnny

Danny: What did you do this time?

Real VIXX Things

Ravi’s fear of insects dates back to an incident in his childhood where he was mugged by a butterfly

*in an ambulance*

Paramedic: Don't worry Sir, we'll be able to save you.

Jorel/Johnny: *slips them 20 dollars*

Jorel/Johnny : Please don't.

Jorel: I’m gay

Dylan : I thought you were Italian?